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I love the ship of tall serious women and small funny man

Art by @spudcat
Can we get more Sassacrace? Love that guy, he was a great prankster and a man willing to date and marry an alien woman that was twice his size. Amazing.
I know this is absolutely NOT how their relationship was and HIC was a damn monster in canon, but fuck it.








pov: you are james kent being tucked into bed by an unhinged ham man

On one of the circuits, upon which Judge Kent and General Hamilton were together, the judge had retired early, alleging some slight indisposition, and the party broke up, perhaps a little earlier than was its wont, being deprived of its chief. The night was cold and tempestuous, and the kindly nature of Hamilton was evidently disturbed by the indisposition of his friend. On his retiring, he entered Judge Kent’s room armed with an extra blanket, which he insisted on tucking carefully about the recumbent figure, saying: “Sleep warm, little Judge, and get well. What should we do if anything should happen to you?” Memoirs and Letters of James Kent, by William & James Kent
exhibit a of hamilton being a mom friend.
Easy Co icks ❤️💔
Winters: claps when the plane lands
Nixon: said woopsie daisy when he fell over
Speirs: eats strangers leftovers
Lipton: his umbrella turned inside out and he can’t unflip it
Luz: puts ice in his milk
Webster: says “lucky we booked” when the restaurant is empty
Liebgott: carnt spell
Doc Roe: struggled to find the end of the sellotape
Babe: runs up the stairs on all fours
Malarkey: ran to get a ping pong ball
Perconte: sat on a bar stool with his legs dangling freely
Toye: doesnt use a pillowcase
Guarnere: refers to himself in the third person
Talbert: is played by meitch (Matt leitch)
Muck: calls himself “the cuddle monster”
Martin: had windscreen wipers on faster than necessary
Bull: fell off his horse :(
Buck: stands with his feet pointing outwards
😭☠️🤣



911 2x15 // 3x17 // 4x07
I’m dyingggg!! 😭🤣
The entire Chenford fandom ready to see The Rookie tonight

And I’m glad she committed, because the scream at the end KILLS ME! Totally worth it.

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

*looks over at the pyrite (fool’s gold) in my rock collection in iron deficient* should I…?
forcing reading fool’s gold (for the 2nd time) with my friend to cure our trauma :3 (trust me bro your fic can cure anything i swear DO NOT look that up just trust me)
I looked it up….

And you’re right
why did they use the iron helmet in all of the skyrim promo material it’s the ugliest and stats-wise one of the worst helmets in the game. fuck bethesdo
I don't care if it's late, @tired-writer04 gave me this

And it is the funniest most unexpected and sweet fucking thing someone I admire could have done, I feel honored 😂❤
Now ladies I still simp for y'all but I exclusively simp for this hot person (and anyone that reads this should simp for her too, her writing is as fine as the writer herself).
Just wanted to share 🥰
This is perfect 😭
@day2day-doodles you are awesome
Can't wait for more 😂❤
ty for the ideas @i-simp-for-women







more of these may come later


and can i speak my bingfan truth here?
No, no. Let them cook. Let them cook.
arkayne is so fascinating to me because it's such a crackship but it's also like. what if a god was obsessed with seeing you reach your limit. what if you were the only mortal that stood out to him and neither of you understand why. what if he spent time watching your life so he could understand only to come up empty and now he's waiting to mess with you until you break.