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i love that nicola coughlan's legacy is talent, advogacy for palestine, great sense of humor and perfect breasts

I am a very bisexual, homoromantic, feminist, very loud and sarcastic woman, with my birthday being in PRIDE MONTH is hilarious.

It's the biggest 'FUCK YOU' to my extremely mysoginistic and homophobic family!

Colin Bridgerton has reached a new level of sexiness just by being his true pathetic self.

I thought Anthony falling to the lake with that white shirt was the sluttiest thing ever but paint me impressed for this disastrously down bad individual has found her equal

Colin 'My Wife' Bridgerton

I applaud in admiration to that slutty king, I surrender my simp crown for I have found someone worthy of it.

But being for real the fact that it took one kiss for him to start dismantling his rake facade is impressive, he is so vulnerable, so bare for her, abandoning his armour for the greatest prize of all, love.

They are so strong and face trials of their own.

I have always been a wallflower, a wingwoman and a jester, but I am also a romantic and lonely.

I love helping other matches, but I am afraid of the idea of intimacy for myself, as well as the possibility that I'll never experience it.

I am proud of Penelope for blooming and asking for what she feels she needs in a moment of desperation.

You can tell by the reaction people have to Penelope asking Colin to kiss her whether they ever experienced being a wallflower/insecure fat girl at a party or not.

Because you say it's pathetic, I say it's relatable, no matter how desperate it may sound. If you've never had your insecurity eat you up from the inside (but also the outside, as Portia literally told Penelope that she was delusional for thinking she was gonna find a husband in her third season out) to the point you genuinely, wholeheartedly believe no one will ever love you unless you physically change, then obviously the scene is off to you.

But Pen literally told Colin she felt stupid for thinking she's gonna find a husband (she just started believing what the ton and her mother said) and that she knows no one would want to kiss her. And for a romance girl like her, do you think the thought of never having a kiss, never experiencing that passion, would be easy to bear? I can so relate to being the most romantic of the bunch but also being the loneliest and aching for physical and emotional romantic love.

She is so vulnerable and so real in that moment but y'all gotta bitch about it because it doesn't make sense to you. It doesn't make sense to me either because she's gorgeous, but that's the thing - no one ever told her she's gorgeous and actually meant it. And even if they did, there must be 10 more people who didn't that keep that insecurity in her, specifically her sisters and her mother.

Nicola said this one was for the wallflowers, and it truly is, so if you find scenes like this cringe, you just don't relate to the character enough to feel it and recall moments when you had the same thoughts as her.

I recently started reading Loving Reaper by Jenny Jinya on webtoon, and I must say it is a masterpiece. The art and dialogs are amazing, everything about it is compelling.

It is a very sad yet beautiful story that portrays a kind Death and realistic Life (I never thought I'd say this but Life is beautiful and Death is such a sweetpie, I wanna hug him, which is probably a bad idea but I just love their characters that much), the comic serves as a wake up call that hits you right across the face and yet it's difficult to stop reading.

It is realistic, bittersweet if you will, it doesn't sugarcoat the horrors animals suffer thanks to humans.

Now obviously not all humans are bad, but most of us are ignorant, some willingly ignorant, that is a privilege.

While not all are guilty, we are all resposible, so please help raise awareness. Most people don't have the resources to care properly for pets of our own (including me), but we can help in other ways, volunteering, danating (food, money, toys), fundraising, and even angaging with shelters in media and sharing so other people can help.

By the end of each chapter of Loving Reaper there is information about what inspired them, sometimes links to online sites to provide help.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/loving-reaper/list?title_no=353275

I just want a pretty, angry and mean woman to hold a dagger to my throat.

it seems like some of you don't really understand the social implications in regency england for an unpopular debutante when her good friend who also happens to be one of the most eligible bachelors of the ton declares that she's not worthy of courting in her own damn garden after being seen taking multiple liberties with her.

it has nothing to do with the fact that he doesn't return her feelings. it has everything to do with how absolutely careless he was with her. even if he didnt realise he was leading her on, that's what he did. he made things harder for a woman who already had so little by her side. he used to be one of the reasons she could stand being part of the ton, but in that moment he instantly became just like one of her bullies. and obviously that breaks her until she becomes what we saw in the sneak peek for s3.

people will see how her friends treat her and think it's fine to mock her to her face. she is the embarrassment, the laughingstock and it was fine when she thought she had the bridgertons by her side. but now she knows what colin really thinks of her. he validated all the bullies she had, when she was mocked for her looks or her shyness. that is such a painful betrayal, especially when not TWO FUCKING SECONDS ago he claimed that she was special to him!!!!!!!

is that not worthy of grovelling?????? cuz i fucking think it is.

No cause all my friends think that she’s a monster and I'm like "SHE HASN’T EVEN TALKED?!"

Mommy did nothing wrong yet 😭

I don't care!! I'll protect them with my life if I have to!!

This is my dream.

Steal, swim, sing, and drown men with my beautiful pirate beloved after we kill her husband and take the boat and be free together.

Oh, how happy I would be to bring her treasures, to get her kisses as my reward.

How I would beg and sing for a sweet word from her lips.

Oh, how the oceans would be ours to take ❤️

Oh to be a lower class fisherman’s daughter in the 18th century who disguises herself as her brother to board a pirate ship to help raise money for their sickening mother, only to slowly fall in love with the captain’s wife over the next few months at sea. And to have her fall in love in return, to lock eyes with each other as we rob the royalty of their riches, to look up from washing the dishes only to catch her eyes glancing at the trousers I wear, to be the only one’s sober in a room full of drunk men who’s minds are too foggy to notice the secretive glances cast between us. Only for the Captain to catch us in the closet together after a successful day and to bring the me before everyone chest bare for the crew to see. For the captain to ask for an explanation only to have spit land on his face as I mock him for never noticing that his cute little round faced cabin boy was never a boy to begin with. To have his wife swoop me into one last passionate kiss before she is forced to watch me be thrown into the ocean bound and gagged. To hear a gentle melodic tune as the last bit of consciousness leaves me and to wake up with a tail where legs used to be and with a voice to drown those who separated me from the love of my life.

In Jude we trust, long live the high queen! 🙇‍♀️

trust men or trust jude duarte? in jude duarte we trust.

As a woman attracted to women it's so confusing to me how belly rolls/bumb, hip dips and stretch marks are so fucking hot and cute when I see them on other women

They have me DROOLING, heart racing, internally screaming, kicking my feet, IT'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL, GODDESS, OMG, BARK BARK-

*coff, coff*

Ehem, continuing...

But I have those same qualities myself and they make me insecure...

Is this common for people attracted to women?

The human race was doomed the minute we created religion in all honesty, just imagine how far we’d be if we didn’t allow superstitious people to decide things.

Imagine the scientific advancement we’d have if scientists weren’t prosecuted for going against peoples imaginary friend in the sky, I honestly believe feminism would be more advanced if we didn’t have millions of little girls indoctrinated into these religions. I don’t care what religion either, this is aimed at every religion. 

Religion is inherently evil in so many ways, like what kind of ideology tells young girls that if they sin they’ll go to hell, do nothing to protect those young girls and then dare say they committed a sin when they were raped? An evil fucking ideology, what kind of ideology talks about how we shouldn’t change the way God made us then cut little girls organs out cause God forbid they enjoy sex at all. A fucking evil one. 

Any religion that says women have to submit to their husbands? Evil. Women have to cover head to god damn toe while all men have to do is wear t-shirts and shorts to their knees then claim this is in anyway equal? Evil. Claim that man is made in the image of God and then have that God, the creator of life, be a man? Evil. That say men are above women? Evilllll

This probably isn’t very coherent but I’m just over it. I hate religion as an institution and everything it has done to purposely prevent any form of progress or education. 

I know a few religious people and they’re lovely, I’ve met quite a few really nice religious people but that does not even remotely change my opinion on religion as a whole. It’s a shared delusion as far as I’m concerned

NOT ON PURPOSE 😭

Help me win your mother back

@uppermoon1s-blog

@uppermoon1s-blog Help me convince Muzan to stop being a b word and then we can talk about your marriage 😒

@o3o-aya but seriously mom, what do you see in gay eyed Barbie??? 🤨

Do I need to call Yoriichi?

Tell Muzan to sit his ass down on the infinity castle, you ain’t taking him

Help me win your mother back

@uppermoon1s-blog

@uppermoon1s-blog Help me convince Muzan to stop being a b word and then we can talk about your marriage 😒

@o3o-aya but seriously mom, what do you see in gay eyed Barbie??? 🤨

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OH MY GOD, this shouldn’t make as much sense as it does 😭

Boy was probably like:

Cardan:*kicks dirt at her and wonders why she isn’t obsessed with him yet* Wait a minute… maybe I should throw her to a lake! OMG I’m so smart, shawty will be so impressed!

Are you telling me the bullying started because Locke made it look like Jude was his lover while being with Nicasia?! And that even when Cardan figured it out he still tormented Jude because it was "much too late" to stop, Cardan, dude just admit you are obsessed, we won't judge you even if you express your feelings in a shitty way

But come on! Neither Jude nor Cardan wanted to back down, they are so petty and insane and I love them 😭😭😭

I got out of the reading slump and got a job, but where is my Jude content 😭😭😭

I'm going through a reading slump, depression, life problems, family issues, and studies while looking for a job. What would make me feel better? Thanks for asking!

Jude Duarte x fem reader, that would cure my soul completely :)

Cause tell me why there is no content about my (actually Cardan's, but let me be delulu) wife?!

Are you telling me the bullying started because Locke made it look like Jude was his lover while being with Nicasia?! And that even when Cardan figured it out he still tormented Jude because it was "much too late" to stop, Cardan, dude just admit you are obsessed, we won't judge you even if you express your feelings in a shitty way

But come on! Neither Jude nor Cardan wanted to back down, they are so petty and insane and I love them 😭😭😭

I'm reading The Lost Sisters out of curiosity and I find it poetic how it is written as a missive to Jude.

So much longing Taryn has for the bond she had part in breaking, yet she chose him, chose Locke, over her

Over Jude, her sister.

Yet I pity naive Taryn.

But not enough to overlook the resentment

Not enough to ignore how she still blames Jude

Blames her defiance, her secrets, for being a remainder, a mirror.

Jude's secrets were to protect herself

Taryn's secrets were to prove herself to Locke

If secrets are bad, were they both wrong? But actions are judged by consequences, not intentions.

Love is not noble if it hurts others at the end of the tale.

Rhya was right, love is greedy, but Taryn's love is like an ugly glutton beast.

And yet I pity Taryn, but not enough

Never enough.

"you're going to forgive me. You have to. You're my sister, my twin. You've got to understand. If I just explain it right, I know you're going to understand. And I am going to keep standing here and practicing it in the mirror until you stop looking at me that way when I finish." - Taryn, The Lost Sisters

I got glasses, had a reading slump because I stopped taking my antidepressants, and my nephew destroyed my first copy of The Cruel Prince I almost killed his father for that so I had to get another one, I FINALLY finished it without interruptions and I just have this to say.

I'm in love with Jude.

Cardan's tail doesn't bother me, for some reason.

Everyone is mean in different ways.

Taryn WTF, why? For a boy??? Could never be me. Did you learn NOTHING from Eva??? I shouldn't agree with Madoc but that will indeed not end well...

Why is Locke still alive?

How does the dirt taste Valerian? Are the horses good neighbors??? >:)

Ngl, I feel bad for Cardan, but even I saw that coming.

The tension in the epilogue is crazy.

@ahighlyfunctionalfangirl you were right ❤

"I'm nervous, I smile a lot when I'm nervous" & "You are terrifying" - Cardan to Jude, The Cruel Prince chapter 25

Does this mean these two idiots have been scared of each other the whole time and he has been nervous around her THE WHOLE TIME, goddamnit Cardan!

Thanks for the tag ❤️

I tried to make it look like my wife Jude Duarte but I couldn’t find braid horns, just horns. I also put her in human clothes…

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I have never hit reblog so fast in my unworthy existence

Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.

I always wondered why I heard old people here in America say things like "I'm sorry for you" when a parent says they are expecting a girl. (not all of course but you would be surprised how many I've encountered with this mindset)

I know it is obviously rooted by misogyny just how in some other countries they say girls are "easier" than boys. They are not easier, people just decide to control them more.

They are not more difficult either, children are children, when they have tantrums is because they don't know how to properly communicate their discomfort, but parents often punish it instead of trying to communicate.

But I think I finally understand why people in some places tend to say girls are "worse"

Because they judge and blame girls and women for EVERYTHING, they put all this weight on their shoulders and watch them crack, and instead of helping they just say "why are you being so difficult?"

"Take care of your siblings" "don't be bossy" "you are too loud" "you should smile more" "be nicer" "be obedient" "what was she wearing" "she didn't have to be such a b*tch" "she's playing hard to get" "she's dramatic" "hormonal" "on her days" "get over it" "you should be flattered he looked at you" "he just touched you a bit that is not assault" "why are you so emotional" "he is nice you are just delusional" "why would you lie? He is not like that" "no one likes nagging" "you brought this upon yourself"

Please stop!