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"Hey, handsome? You have a blood clot pressing on your cranial nerves, not on tofu." OH MY GOD?? 😭

Qian might as well become a stay at home husband now that all his braincells were fucked out by Yuan, he won't get any work done no more

NOT YALL ACTUALLY TRYING WATER AND CEREAL AHAHAHAHH

Yaoi cocaine saga

me, collared and leashed: just so we're on the same page im an anarchist and don't believe in hierarchies. this is a temporary, voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned

domme: puppies don't speak

me: WOOF!

Calling out those switches, all 15 of em

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