Thoughts From The Shower - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
No! Not My Toddy!
I wonder what Rachel will do now? Is being smelly and dead a good reason to break up with someone? Frankly, I think she’s being a little too immature about the whole thing. Nothing some Old Spice can’t cure.
Will you help solve the murder of the century? There are some clues in the comic if your up for the challenge. Care to take a stab at it? The person to guess correctly gets a prize!
>:u
Portugal Underground 5
Weird s*** happened in Portugal dudes. Weird s***. You like? Go through the smallcomic tag for the others. Ill get around to tagging all the separate projects eventually. :)
“The Bomberman Blues”
Hey pals & gals. This small comic is from a deep part of my heart. My childhood was spent playing video games all day, but even so, I was never that good. I mostly played classic RPGs, because they required no skill; one only had to get up to level 99 for each character to totally kill that final monster.
So when I entered the world of Halo and CoD at the houses of my dearest friends, I was humiliated in front of all. Everyone meleed me from behind, goddamnit. You could never possibly know the pain I felt. My friends had 19 kills and I had one, and the only reason I got that one was because I managed to blow us both up at the same time.
I wondered to myself as I walked down the halls in high school, When will I ever beat my bros in a game? Shall I forever be the worst gamer in the room?
Well, one day, my friend put on Bomberman. I was the best. I was unstoppable. I blew up every other Bomberman within miles. It seemed like I was just doing it on instinct, my gameplay was so flawless.
I thought, hey, now that I’m good at Bomberman, maybe I’ll get a little more respect around here. But no, it was not to be. Even after winning game after game, no one cared. No one patted me on the back or praised my skill like they did after CoD. We just turned off the screen and forgot about it.
Thus, that is where this comic comes from. Do you understand now, smallies? DO YOU?
yo im feeling the santy spirit. we recently got 1,400 followers. im sure half of them are fake accounts but whatev.. ;)
latagata
Ugly Christmas sweater made by Melissa Law. Happy Holidays!
Jokes on you I never had a Nintendo DS
We didint realize the last day we’d ever use our Nintendo DS
There are likely thousands or millions of brilliant people that are filled to the brim with potential… but due to where they live or how much money their family has, they will never get their chance.
Sunbathing is getting cooked alive voluntarily.
Jeans is the ultimate piece of clothing
Unless you're a flat earther...
The closest thing in front of you is the furthest thing behind you.
Do you think god would let us trade?
Unprotected sex is how we got Justin Bieber and lost Freddie Mercury
Death is a universal experience nobody can relate to.
People who care for the earth is considered to have a "green thumb," right? And Earth Day is about taking care of the earth by cleaning up pollution and taking into consideration not contributing to the problem, or what people with a "green thumb" already do. So, technically speaking, couldn't Earth Day also be called Green Day?
Being polite is so rare nowadays that its often confused with flirting.