Tim Is A Little Shit Who Gets Away With Everything By Acting Innocent - Tumblr Posts

Dick: *walking in to see Jason and Tim brawling* Stop! Stop! Stop. What’s going on here?

Jason: He hit me!

Tim: I didn’t mean to!!

Jason: You did!

Tim: I didn’t!

Dick: Stop. Tim what happened.

Tim: Jason apparently walked in behind me, I didn’t see him, so my coffee cup hit his face because he surprised me.

Dick: Well, that explains the dripping coffee.

Jason: *soaked* fucking disgusting, this shit is sticking to me!

Dick: Jason, cool off he didn’t mean it. Tim, be a little more careful next time.

Jason & Tim: Hmph!

Dick: *muttering on his way out* “you’re working too hard” they said. “Spend time with your family” they said. “It’ll be fun.” They said. Well guess what, Titans, next person who comes at me with that bullshit is gonna get double rounds as punishment and that goes for the team. I’m gonna…

Jason: *turning to Tim* *awkwardly* so, uh, you didn’t mean to, huh?

Tim: No, I did. 100%. Completely and absolutely. I saw you.

Jason: You said you didn’t!

Tim: I lied.

Jason: *pulling out his guns* count your fucking seconds, bitch.

Tim: *twirling his staff* come at me, cunt.