Dc Dick Grayson - Tumblr Posts
Jason: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'
Tim, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'
Jason: Now that's a threat!
Dick, covering Damians ears: *horrified silence*
Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)
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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?
Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.
batboys but they’re this specific cat pic
sometimes, alfred isnt around to do the grocery shopping / is sick. theyre all adults though, they can buy their own food
it’s easier to go grocery shopping after patrol, when there arent as many people around in stores
that means they go buy groceries in costume because going home to switch clothes and then come back to shop is such a waste of effort when all you want to do is crash into your bed and sleep for hours
on one such occasion: the red hood and nightwing walked into a walmart, already arguing (”we’re not getting fucking 10 boxes of cereal, screw you–” “you won’t survive the winter.” “–you can have one.”)
they bought vegetables and fruits at the red hood’s insistence. also a strange amount of corn?? and cat and dog food.
they stopped at the milk section. “what percent of milk does A usually buy?” “uh. the normal percent?” “fucking shit.” they spent the next 15 minutes trying to deduce what kind of milk batman would like based on his personality. (”listen, i’m certain it’s whole milk.” “no, that asshole would absolutely buy organic gotham milk to support the local farmers or whatever.”)
“fuck.” “what?” “is robin vegan or vegetarian.”
neither of them remember so they end up arguing about vegan options while already holding two milk cartons (whole & nonfat; “listen, if they want something in the middle, they can just mix these in a glass, it’ll be fine.”) “almond milk sounds promising.” “what if he’s allergic to nuts?” “soy then.” “no, bad memories. coconut.” “the milk isn’t for you anyway, you asshole.”
after they decide on one almond, one coconut, they realise they have to choose if they want the milk to be sweetened or not.
cue another 15 minute argument deducing milk preferences based on personality
the coconut ends up being unsweetened (”it seems like it’d already be sweet, right?”), while the almond would be sweetened.
a long pause. “is anyone lactose intolerant?” “i hate you.”
as theyre looking at the lactose free options for milk, around 10 minutes in, the red hood exclaims, “fuck, the vegan options already are lactose free!” nightwing startles, but seems too tired to even reprimand him.
its 6 am
theyve been here for 2 hours
they buy 4 milk containers, a shitload of fruits and veggies, animal food and 10 boxes of cereal.
the red hood is not amused
(damian really starts liking almond milk and refuses to drink any other version.)
tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week
Dick: *walking in to see Jason and Tim brawling* Stop! Stop! Stop. What’s going on here?
Jason: He hit me!
Tim: I didn’t mean to!!
Jason: You did!
Tim: I didn’t!
Dick: Stop. Tim what happened.
Tim: Jason apparently walked in behind me, I didn’t see him, so my coffee cup hit his face because he surprised me.
Dick: Well, that explains the dripping coffee.
Jason: *soaked* fucking disgusting, this shit is sticking to me!
Dick: Jason, cool off he didn’t mean it. Tim, be a little more careful next time.
Jason & Tim: Hmph!
Dick: *muttering on his way out* “you’re working too hard” they said. “Spend time with your family” they said. “It’ll be fun.” They said. Well guess what, Titans, next person who comes at me with that bullshit is gonna get double rounds as punishment and that goes for the team. I’m gonna…
Jason: *turning to Tim* *awkwardly* so, uh, you didn’t mean to, huh?
Tim: No, I did. 100%. Completely and absolutely. I saw you.
Jason: You said you didn’t!
Tim: I lied.
Jason: *pulling out his guns* count your fucking seconds, bitch.
Tim: *twirling his staff* come at me, cunt.
previews from the nightwing special!
did dick steal this when jason was dead? 💀
✨️🎄 merry crisis 🎄✨️
wishing the very best to everyone and i hope yallre enjoying some rest time and staying warm inside! cheers!!! 🎉🎉🎉
(captionless version of santa hood underneath)
Masterlist of Executive Assistant to the Batman
made by @heartslogos
Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty One | Chapter Twenty Two | Chapter Twenty Three | Chapter Twenty Four | Chapter Twenty Five | Chapter Twenty Six | Chapter Twenty Seven | Chapter Twenty Eight | Chapter Twenty Nine | Chapter Thirty | Chapter Thirty One | Chapter Thirty Two | Chapter Thirty Three | Chapter Thirty Four | Chapter Thirty Five | Chapter Thirty Six | Chapter Thirty Seven | Chapter Thirty Eight | Chapter Thirty Nine | Chapter Forty | Chapter Forty One | Chapter Forty Two | Chapter Forty Three | Chapter Forty Four | Chapter Forty Five | Chapter Forty Six | Chapter Forty Seven | Chapter Forty Eight | Chapter Forty Nine | Chapter Fifty | Chapter Fifty One | Chapter Fifty Two | Chapter Fifty Three | Chapter Fifty Four | Chapter Fifty Five | Chapter Fifty Six | Chapter Fifty Seven | Chapter Fifty Eight | Chapter Fifty Nine | Chapter Sixty | Chapter Sixty One | Chapter Sixty Two
Note:
Chapter 31 is not numbered. And Chapter 38 is numbered 39 while Chapter 39 is numbered 29. Like ??? Chapter 53 is empty which is why it's crossed over.
Remember some chapters are longer than others
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Taglist:
@strawberryjei @khachalala @warrior-ofba-the-blue-moon @reds-2 @michiruspens @jsuislfrost @dcblueberry @kerishet @elvenqueensandladyflowers @freeasthebirds @heirofgreen @delphae @rainarahl @youareunbearable @testycanadian @tiredswampthing @q-loves-you @platinum-here @zxrysky @consultingjedi @memo-rii @cheshirecaine @vegastaruniverse @timmers @kiragecko @veilfireshadows @47a3107 @send-me-letters @dukku-of-catempty @mizuphae @pastapirate @sparkly-key@marudny-robot @acookiesnmilkuniverse @dotsofblueink @shhhh-ok @neamedicullen @miss-choco-chips
Daminette Prompts/Fics Recommendation
Part Three
SIT!!! Meme by @mochinek0
While everyone cowered under her outspoken voice, Damian stood tall. Bruce couldn't help but notice his son's ear tips glowing red.
'She's an Angel.'
"I have been up for seventy-two hours with no sleep. I'm not afraid to hurt anyone at this point. Now, we have a new student joining us today. Be nice and if you wake me the fuck up, I will break something or someone." Mari concluded, before taking her seat and resting her head on her desk.
Bitter about Magic by @mysnis
“I saw the pair of you out together. The other night.” Marinette blinked.
“No, that can’t be right, are you sure?”
“As sure as I can be.”
“Batman…she…doesn’t know that part.” She whipped around to look at him.
“You. You figured me out?”
Nice people deserve forgiveness by @mysnis
“Oh, yeah, I’ve had relationships and romances, who do you have a crush on?”
“It’s not a crush!” Damian snapped. Dick raised an eyebrow.
“Well it’s not going to be refusing a girl’s advances you are asking about. All of Gotham knows you need no help in saying no.” Damian scowled more. Dick decided to wait it out.
“..Dupain-Cheng,”
Dirty Mind by@mochinek0
“I know for a fact that Mari didn’t threaten you last night.” he continued.
“Really and how do you know that?” growled out Alix.
“Seeing as how she was in my bed, all last night, I think I would have noticed her leave. Don’t you?” the Wayne heir smirked, “I dropped her off at the bakery, ten minutes ago, for her to change.”
He is mine, bitches by @bitch-its-me-alv
You can’t touch what’s mine, bitch
Marin was nearing the end of his patience. If damian was still so nice to him and didn’t kiss him, Marin could hit something or kiss him until his soul was taken out.
With his attractive face in a constant frown, his jade eyes always fulminant, his olive skin so shiny and smooth. His always so neat black hair and his expensive cologne… Damn Damian why don’t you just kiss Marin already?
Part Two
Remember some chapters are longer than others
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Taglist:
@animegirlweeb @a-star-with-a-human-name @fandom-trapped-03 @meme991001 @vixen-uchiha @alysrose-starchild @dood-space @moonlightstar64 @saltymiraculer @marveldcedits20 @09shell-sea09 @icerosecrystal @animeweebgirl @insane-fangirl-of-everything @blueblossombliss @jumpingjoy82 @nickristus-dreamer @thepaceperson @secretlawyercolorscissors @meldrade @intercoursefluids @unicornsbiteto @mochegato @onfire-garbagecan @heckofhell @chaoticmistake @aestheticnpoetic @esglimme @wheredostarsgowhenyoudie @lupagrimm @nightlychaotic @arty-shadow-morningstar @fangirling-101 @myazel @unoriginalmess @ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole @risaxtitan @calvin1394 @seraphichana @elijahcrevan @beentherenotdonethat @mmmalice @ranger-gothamite @superlane058 @jamiepurrfect
Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?
The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic
I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.
So... I found the fic. But I was wrong with the description of this fic. The character I had given was correct but some of the descriptions were incorrect. These are [I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian], and [The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason had enough. I remembered Jason went back to school in this fic]. Most of the description of the post was wrong :( I mixed up two fics so now I'm not sure if it's a purely Batman fic, it might've been a maribat but I don't remember. And I'm pretty sure in this fic he moved to Metropolis as well.
Ofc I still want to know what this fic is. So please if you do know this then can you please inform me what fic it is? Thank you :)
Now the fic I was describing in the first part, which is [he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's).]
The name of the fic is Like Father Like Son by LERDM
Taglist:
@angel-with-problems @gabiiilovelucienv @furiousscissorssaladflower @redcarnati0n @risayoooo @briarrosevlogz @iamgaygaygay @mx-minxx @sleepysoftyemo @fluffykitty149 @ghostdragonfang
Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?
The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic
I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.
Marry Me
by @bluethursday
Marry Me | Marry Me: In Laws
Marry Me: Breakfast | Marry Me: Mothers
Marry Me: Valentine | Marry Me: Highschool
Marry Me: Firsts | Marry Me: Brothers
Marry Me: Mock Wedding | Marry Me: Bully
Marry Me: Compulsion | Marry Me: Mountain
Marry Me: School Dance
The first thing that comes out of Damian’s mouth when he speaks to Tim is “Marry Me.”
They had never spoken before, but Damian had stalked from afar, hunted his prey and observed everything there was to observe about one Timothy Jackson Drake.
He concluded his observation with two thoughts. One, Timothy was perfect and two, Damian needed him in ways that made his chest hurt when he thought of Tim going off and marrying people who weren’t Damian Wayne.
Remember some chapters are longer than others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
Taglist:
@otakucalsama @helianthuss-annuss @number-426 @magical-elves-haunt-me-blog @dementedcat @avalovesfic @themissfandomheart @eltte @oracle-life @newphonewhosthis @heartslogos @xynonsworld @coolgirl874 @cat100200 @an-entity-i-think @arthena819 @slythernpotato @elysian-keir @leismyqueen @ashe-is-crying @uhmytimingsucksright @theturdis @pookahime-blog @leth2001-blog1 @the-quiet-carrotcake @strayprncess @fu-kheaven
Bruce (Tim) Wayne
Bruce (Tim) Wayne
Bruce (Tim) Wayne: Birds
Bruce (Tim) Wayne: Bees
The gaps that told him what Bruce Wayne did at what time, in what year as a child.
Tim is not Bruce, no, he is better. He will be better. If he can no longer be Robin, if can no longer be Tim then he will be a Batman the likes of which this dimension had never seen. The kind that would bring order. He could change them, all of them. Dick and Jason and Damian.
Timothy Drake has yet to be born.
Bruce, is the body he inhabits, is the skin he wears as his own. The burning sensation of holding back tears is easy enough to ignore. He’s had enough practice.
Remember some chapters are longer than others
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
Taglist:
@madhatter-of-wonderland-woods @couffeeine @rossita07 @eltte @hasegawasosise @kittywitchy1 @why-not-fandom @jadestrellas @aelikestoplay @blueliliesstars @avalovesfic @blue-jello-for-spiderman @xynonsworld @ashe-is-crying @faeswings
Batman Masterlists Recommendation
Fic List from @preciousthingsareprecious
Full of fluffs, contains Batfam. If you want angst, this is not the one for you!
Masterlist by @cdelphiki
Contains Batfam. Has some angst. Baby Robins with fix-its and what-if for you! And ofc fluff.
Baby Damian Rec List by @cdelphiki
Just some good ol' baby Damian. And ofc the angst that comes with the package.
Dick & Damian Rec List by @cdelphiki
If you want more Dick and Damian interactions then this is the link for you! Warning!!! There's ANGST
Dick Grayson Rec List by @nightwingmyboi
Dick deserves some love. And this one gives just that. Ofc, it's not a batman fic without some angst now is it.
Remember some chapters are longer than others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
Taglist:
@dethia1101 @anime-rae @kamenrider10123 @batfam-maribat @astrynyx @trippingovermyfeet @rubichubi23-blog @luckunlucky @secretlawyercolorscissors @inudareblogs @luminous-carrot @multplelifes @salty-vesta @calvin1394 @r3m1nd3rs4m3 @novicevoice @thanos-rules @jaymee16 @wowimawh0re @samiamack @miniaturealmonddreamzine @demonicbusiness @soloist7 @lostinday @baetrixx @zixrec @vanillanancinn @loewenflamme @regeek @dafaqbithc @rurianne @rivanwarrioress @shesthelastjedi @uncharted-universes @teentitansbullshit @symbieote @freakwiththepen @ritacrow-blog @doll246 @demonangel27 @kking13
Daminette Prompts/Fics Recommendation 3
Part Two
Priestess Marinette by @mysnis
This doesn't actually have a title
“Wrench.” Was spat at her, she smiled.
“More like lady luck. You will leave and not come back. There will be no death this time.” She stood back. He scoffed.
“Pathetic.”
“Or maybe, I value life over your love of death.” She flung his blade to him which he caught smoothly. He glared at her.
“What makes you think I won’t run you through?”
“Luck.” She said. “Or do you not get it yet?” He blinked and turned to run.
“This won’t be the last time.” He promised. Marinette was inclined to agree.
Fighting Feelings by @astrynyx
“How did you meet?” he asked, looking between the three teens.
They all shared a look, speaking in perfect unison. “Fencing club.”
Bruce let out a deep sigh. “Why am I not surprised?” Marinette smirked.
“Maybe because we were fencing, sir.”
Damian stifled a laugh, turning so his brothers couldn’t see the amusement in his eyes. Bruce shot the girl a small glare, which she dutifully ignored. He only sighed once again, standing up to leave the room.
Since When Did Damian Get A Girlfriend, Let Alone A Fiancée? by @artxyra
“That will be unnecessary, Master Tim.” Alfred digs into his jacket and pulls out a handful of decorated envelopes. Uh, how was he able to hide those?
He hands the envelopes to each of them. Everyone stands confused as to why Alfred, the most class of them all, would hand them upside-down envelopes.
“Pretty!” Mar’i squeals, trying to reach for the envelope. “Look, Daddy, it has Unca Dami’s name on it.” She points to the card.
It was then that those with envelopes flip it over and sees the words “Damian & Marinette Wayne” decorated in elegant letters.
Hammy by @ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole
“Your friend is acceptable. You will take us to Hammy’s party. It holds superior appeal to this bar.”
“What?! When did you take my phone??”
“Tt, shortly after you finished showing us pictures of Hammy. I recommend that you consider improving your phone’s security. It was ridiculously easy to break into.”
“I…. what… huh?… You know what, with your phone ‘acquiring’ skills, you and Mare will be perfect together.”
“Tt, move. We’ve been invited to Hammy’s party and are leaving this ghastly location *now*.”
Dear Future Husband by @mochinek0
This doesn't actually have a title
The glow had faded away and Marinette saw that the previous red thread (the lovers thread) had turned gold. She had found her soulmate!
Marinette stepped down from the stage and walked over to the mysterious boy.
She held out her right hand and said, “Hello, Future Husband. I’m Marinette Dupain-Cheng.”
Damian used his right hand to grab her left and brought the gold thread to his lips and kisses it. “Hello, Future Wife. I’m Damian Wayne.
Part One
Remember some chapters are longer than others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
Taglist:
@psychicdelusionwerewolf @genevieve-storytologist @starlight2514 @starlightshield @927roses-and-stuff @cgosigo @the-dumber-scaramouche @wheredostarsgowhenyoudie @novicevoice @coffeeandcrown @wolf-for-life @technicallyburninggarden @nugget-consumer-9000 @mickylikesstuff @falling1346 @mariellecrystal @doll246 @krazy-kattzz @vesta372 @littleblackitty @chaoticmistake @multplelifes @harrietrile17 @panickingme @amaterasudafangirl @255940g @devilishminx328 @unabashedbookworm @ledalasombra @jumpingjoy82 @kinda-craz-fan @sebastianstansblog @storylover04 @literaryhiraeth @lostinday @ramos123 @tylindel @ladyrwby @batmanzplan @umiko9692 @reddragonofemeraldflame @spottedbug @vixen-uchiha @batfam-maribat @naturegreenr-2
Someone actually made a fic based on this @dehydratedmockingbird
Tho you can only access it if you have an ao3 account
Batman getting a case file from Jim Gordon of a John Doe found dead after a mass shooting. When Batman asked if Gordon just needed help finding out who the body was Jim’s like “no, the John Doe is Daniel James Fenton. But the thing is that this is the fifth body of his we found.”
The chaos that would cause!!!!
But like what if the BatFam try to rope Phantom into it and he just awkwardly having to explain that it’s HIS dead bodies they keep finding cuz he keeps accidentally getting shot in crossfire of gang violence cuz he lives on the streets.