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Okay so, a girl on her bike and her friend were heading down my street with some juice boxes (I guess the one was going to show her friend how fast she could go), and they’re a little ways past my house when the one walking alongside suddenly stops drinking from her juice box and calls loudly

“WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO!”

And it was then that decided I watch too much Odd Squad.

nutrition facts on a bottle of water

Saturated Fat: Og

Trans Fat: Og

Sodium: Omg

Sodium: wHY ARE WE ALL SAYING OG

um

what happened to der blog

HELP I LIKED MY OWN POST BY ACCIDENT AND NOW I CAN’T UNLIKE IT BECAUSE THERE’S NO LIKE BUTTON ON IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

AHH

i think these two are my favorite

R&L carriers?

I thought this was tumblr

Can we take fan-wagers on what ship is going to sail in Milo Murphy’s Law? Like, Melissa-style ultimate fan wagers? Because I bet a piece of Bradlissa fanart that Milo/Melissa is gonna be canon. >;D

brain: you should make a wordgirl blog

me: ...but there are already a bunch of those

brain: you should do it

me: ...

me: yeah, I should

not only is my very essence captured here in full color, but my essence is also a very nice shade of olive oil green

I was recently presented with the opportunity to follow myself

I hope you all know what I did

completely random observation, but LOOK!! AT HER SOCKS!! they are mismatched because Olympia is fantastic

me: alrighty brain. time to work on my story!!

brain: *boards plane with suitcases* see you in hawaii

me: aw man

my puns come in Bad, Really Bad, Terrible, and Facedesk Edition™ which kind were you looking for

the word ‘asteroid’ means ‘starlike’ and I think that’s really pretty

you know you’re kinda out of the loop with tumblr culture when your autocorrect changes ‘aesthetic’ to 'asthenosphere’

do you ever look at some of your clothes and think how is there any hair left on my cat??

Just a warning to my followers, I finished watching Over the Garden Wall! *confetti-cat cannons go off* (It was a little darker than I thought it would be, but it was also pretty hilarious and really sweet! I’m probably going to have to make a post of all my favorite parts. :D)

This means that I may or may not have just added about 40 of my favorite OtGW posts to my drafts. I’m probably gonna be posting them over the next couple days, so if anyone wants to unfollow me till I finish to avoid being spammed, feel totally free to! Sorry in advance; I didn’t think I’d be joining the fandom, buuut…

*glances over to enormous pile of drafts and liked posts*

Yeah. XD

of course I announce a spam and then disappear for three days... Sorry guys, it's coming! Eventually! XD

Just lowkey geeking out because @oldsidelinghill replied to an ask I sent him..... yup…… totally no big deal……!!!

okay but the ONE thing that will never get old is several characters stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.