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Tobias Forge holding stuff (mainly vinyls)
I just have to do this because it was so adorable of them
and because Tobias almost said good girl
Tobias "I need nude musical theatre dancers covered in bodypaint and glitter in my arena show for my metal band" Forge
The empire is built...
You, who wish to conquer pain You must learn, learn to serve me well
Happy Birthday to *looks at smudged writing on hand* Leviathan, Kopromancer, Mary Goore, Gene Walker, Mr Ghost, Special Ghoul “Phil”, Papa Emeritus, Cardinal Copia, Tobias Forge.
Thanks for everything 🖤🫶
Spirit, Absinthe
I can’t understate how excited I am for this movie 🖤🤘🍿
so i went to a local record store to further my journey into financial ruin and started talking to the guy about all the signed posters ect he had on the wall. he was legit and SUPER nice... we talked about metal in general for a while and ended up bring up Ghost (he had a signed Ghost poster on the wall)... he did try and mansplain Ghost to me... or rather Tobias but it didnt bother me too much... just funny...
i guess Tobias had sent him the poster a long while back to add to his collection. The guy apparently used to... is still? in a metal band called Sadistic Intent (its pretty heavy, my kind of thing but not everyones) BUT once upon a time they played/toured/did a festival with Repugnant (which is what the guy was trying to mansplain to me about... "did you know the singer of Ghost was in a black metal band before?")
so then he started telling me about Tobias, their sets were right after eachother so they were hanging out a lot, but the record store guy had NO idea who Tobias was at the time, he was just... some little swedish guy... and apparently Tobias kept making sure everyone backstage had water. so everyone thought he was a stage hand for like the first half of the festival cause he was making sure everyone else playing had everything they needed and was comfortable. adorable. the vibe being that all of a sudden he transformed into Mary to play and all the other bands shocked to see who they though was the 'water guy' or the guitar tech (apparently he also helped tune guitars cause no one was doing it?) on stage singing and being metal af.
🚨🚨🚨BELLY ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
P o p e i s a r o c k s t a r ☆ ☆ ☆
(Photo doesn't belong to me. I just made the collage.)
I introduce Swiss Swiss army ghoul. I spent so long on this instead of sleeping. (Also no stealing like blocking my tag cause like I spent to long on this) feel free to reblog or share or whatever just don't claim as yours :)
I love you, Cowbell Ghoul
Fun Fact: This was their touring manager 😂
TikTok: brattymetalhead
The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
(pounding on my desk at work at 9 AM) GHOST MOVIE GHOST MOVIE GHOST MOVIE
GHOST. MOVIE.
I’m about to go see the Ghovie with my friend!! I’m literally so excited!
Foaming at the mouth.