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actual conversation I had with my dentist yesterday
Dentist: *turns down the light because I had my eyes closed and in was in my face* you could've said that it was blinding you!
Me: I wanna take a nap.
Dentist: I can let you stay in the chair and sleep afterwards while you wait for your friend to come and pick you up?
Me: or you could put me in a coma
no, you don't understand. when i discover a new song i have to listen to it on loop for 254758967 times until i get sick of it.
I live my life like I'm in a 90's sitcom and imagine that there's a laughter track playing after every funny thing I say.
Thats so Netflix
https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1752944859219116137?s=20
So genocide's ok but not sexism 😂
Thats so Netflix
https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1752944859219116137?s=20
So genocide's ok but not sexism 😂
some of my favorite screen caps from mlp s9e4
not hot enough for sex work not entertaining enough for streaming just unqualified enough to shout my intrusive thoughts at a handful of strangers on the tumblr
Maedhros: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
they are going to the barbie movie
feat @bqneful
Life is so messy lately but don't worry i am fingering myself
The fact that doffy at the very grown age of 41 is still making his people call him young master is soooo funny, especially given his immortality obsession.
41 isn't even particularly old or anything, but dude saw his hairline receding and couldn't take it anymore. And decided to make his mid-life crisis everyone else's problem.
His bathroom is probably filled with bottles on bottles of bombshell blonde hair dye. his blonde hair is all he’s got left.
he is refusing to die his twink death.
that moment when you don't wanna use words, but still want to acknowledge what someone's saying: mn
that other moment when you don't wanna talk nor be talked to, but some one is speaking anyways: Mn.
just misheard "there's a bit of romance between them" as "there's a bit of land rats between them" so now I'm just imagining rats appearing to interrupt every romantic scene in a fic.
throw your ideas at me. head on. i can take it, i have a tuff noggin.
Brad and Chris froze watching in terror. A squirrel picked up Brads new iPhone and posted this pic seven times. Not impressive or funny. It’s 2021. A $1000 phone should tell squirrels to go away when they pick it up. This one proved squirrel user friendly. How smart could this phone really be? Chris then asked how a squirrel got to the 29th floor anyway. Brad thought perhaps squirrels sneak in when it rains cats and dogs. Nobody polices that and everyone in Southern California runs and hides the second mist happens. Chris agreed. It wasn’t a terrible theory. Science obviously further off than that. The ‘smart’ phone was on Face ID. That’s exactly when Brad’s paranoia with squirrels began.
fantastic duo
Isami Kondou walks in and wrinkles his brow in question. “Now, what’s this about Souji?”
“Don’t worry, everyone!” Isami Kondou says with a smile. “You’re all my family!”
"oh so you are that thing when people get apart"
No. That's called being 'distant', I am non- existen-
I keep on forgetting that I'm just a teen kid and not some very old person who is tried of everything and just silently wants to die.