Ttte Scruffey - Tumblr Posts
Lady: I have some nice Sodor Coal here. It is mine. How about some welsh coal for 2 pounds sterling a piece?
Scruffey: I endorse this message!
Thomas and Edward: ??????
Henry: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
*Later*
Henry, running as fast as he can: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Scruffey, running after him: COME ON!!!!! IT'S THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!! JUST TAKE IT!!!!!! IT'S NOT IT'S A DRUG OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Lady: Calc Homework is hard.
Thomas: But you literally possess MAGIC.
Lady: your point?
Thomas:……….
Scruffey: RICKETY STOLE TO ANSWER KEY!
Lady: Nice.
Thomas: What-THE ANSWER KEY!??! GIVE IT BACK I NEED IT!!!!!
Rickety: HAHAHA FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Utter Chaos from multiple asks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Edward: Please stop, this is not how to be really useful!
Lady: I’m a free agent. This’ll make good content.
Toby: (Munches on Popcorn) Finally! I was getting quite bored.
Scruffey and Rickety: Slowly backs away with blackmail.
Ah yes, a list of OUT OF CONTEXT sentences from different characters.
Let me add one to this list:
Gordon: He's walking with his willy out.
Me: Why is it hard to be funny?
Lady: Maybe it is your use of characters you want to see, like me.
Me: Good point. Let just look at a list of characters… wait, why are they all COVERED IN TRUCK PROPAGANDA???
Scruffey: hehehehehe
Textbook: Okay, I'm here to answer the ask and WHY IS THE ROOM FULL OF TRUCKS!?!?!?
*There are like 10000 trucks in the room right now with @ibscr106 standing in the middle*
Textbook: W-Why is there thousands of trucks here?!?
@ibscr106: Uhhh.... I sent an ask to you and I guess this happened....
Textbook: Oh god. Scruffey, was it you????
Scruffey: Hehe you got me. >:)
Textbook: Now I have to take care of the truck problem along with my homework. Just great....
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 361:
S.C Scruffey: I sued a tank engine and won.
Hector: I bench pressed a tank engine and won.
Troublesome Trucks: We challenged a tank engine to a game of tackle football and won.
Thomas, walking towards the camera completely fucked up: I just had the worst day in my life.... 😭😭😭😭
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 366:
*Every single truck that appeared in Modernly Classical was standing in a room as I was talking to them*
Textbook: Freight cars, fuel tankers and brake vans. Today, I want to present a special gift for your depature.
Hector: Hmph! I don't believe that. Not after I accidentally drank old seagull's forbidden monster energy drink!
S.C Ruffery: Hah! You're a loser!
Truck 1: Well, what is it?
Textbook: I would like to announce:
*Oliver suddenly breaks into the room, holding an axe and completely cracked from drinking 15 red bulls*
Textbook: Oliver.
Oliver: HEREEEEEE'SSSSSS OLLIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Everybody: *Screaming on the top of their lungs and immediately start running away*
*The room is now empty with no more trucks left*
Textbook: Much better!