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I’m obsessed with the idea of Rainbow Dash accidentally discovering and reading The Ego and Its Own and becoming a Stirnerite:

Rainbow Dash: "Everypony always tells me I have a big ego... sweet!"

A week later

Rainbow Dash, now wearing Stirner’s glasses, calmly trots through the park until Scootaloo runs into her.

Scootaloo: "Hey, Rainbow Dash! I haven’t seen you in a while. How’ve you been? :D"

Rainbow Dash: stares intently "Are you still trapped under the dogmatic spell of your cutie mark? Don’t you feel like the social conditioning tied to it forces you to follow its commands, instead of listening to your true self?"

Scootaloo: "I-i… Dash… WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! D:"

Rainbow Dash: "Ah, you react with confusion. You don’t see how your short life has been controlled by spooks! Ghosts of the mind! Forces born from the decayed corpse of the Church, tricking you with promises of fulfilling your deepest desires, when instead you should become an idol unto yourself! Every time Celestia delivers a decree, it’s only clearer that her greatest conviction is not the boundless freedom of ourselves, but the belief that nopony can manage their own affairs! That if we did, it would tear apart the 'foundation of civilized society!' This so-called foundation is nothing more than the self-loathing of the working masses—the true producers and most capable organizers of Equestria—"

Scootaloo starts backing away slowly.

Rainbow Dash: "-but instead we’re taught to idolize her rule! It’s obvious, Scootaloo! Her power is a-"

Scootaloo runs for her life

Rainbow Dash: waves "Goodbye, Scoot! I just love that little crusader :)"

cinematic credits roll

Note: i need to take this version of the character further.