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Wow
that’s fire
Rememmber: It’s not considered talking if you’re not speaking :)
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there’s a guy on here but i don’t know his blog name. but if he’s reading this i just wanna say thank you for becoming me and my best friends favorite inside joke. we literally praise you. king hh🙌
my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay
For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision
Murder Drones Episode 5 spoilers without context
mobile app ten picture limit you are my enemy.
tried something new this time!!! lmk what you think, i’m not sure how to feel about it lol
made a dr bright list inspired empires crack fic. haven't updated it in a while but i am working on it! anyways here's ttfinatdoes (The Things fWhip Is Not Allowed To Do On Empires SMP"
her name is lucy :)
hehe the new handwarmer i bought is so warm im so ready for winter :3
I cried at the end. That ending was too much for me
about to watch onward. i'll let you know when i cry
the goal at any career should be to become skilled enough that you can get away with being a little bit of a cunt. obviously this threshold is different for different jobs. but theres something very blissful about knowing management resents how badly they need you and are forced to maneuver around you.
I’ve been really obsessed with Splatoon lately
No writer has all three:
A good relationship with reality
A socially acceptable search history
Actual motivation
Thinking about the evolving tree of religion-philosophy-sciences is wild, like, check it.
So it starts with African religions, then ancient egypt and the beginning of politics, then India and their religions and politics, then China, and Greece, and Rome, and all their philosophers and schools of thought, and then all the lines of thought evolve into countless more lines of thought molded by the events that happen around them, until the modern day!
It's easier to give examples when doing it backwards:
Marxism<-Hegelianism<-Kantianism<-Cartesianism<-Christian Philosophy<-Christian Theology<-Platonism<-Pre-Socratic Philosophy<-Greek Mythology<-Egyptian Mythology<-African Mythology
So to study Marxism properly, you have to have studied all of those before it! GREAT :3
I’m obsessed with the idea of Rainbow Dash accidentally discovering and reading The Ego and Its Own and becoming a Stirnerite:
Rainbow Dash: "Everypony always tells me I have a big ego... sweet!"
A week later
Rainbow Dash, now wearing Stirner’s glasses, calmly trots through the park until Scootaloo runs into her.
Scootaloo: "Hey, Rainbow Dash! I haven’t seen you in a while. How’ve you been? :D"
Rainbow Dash: stares intently "Are you still trapped under the dogmatic spell of your cutie mark? Don’t you feel like the social conditioning tied to it forces you to follow its commands, instead of listening to your true self?"
Scootaloo: "I-i… Dash… WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! D:"
Rainbow Dash: "Ah, you react with confusion. You don’t see how your short life has been controlled by spooks! Ghosts of the mind! Forces born from the decayed corpse of the Church, tricking you with promises of fulfilling your deepest desires, when instead you should become an idol unto yourself! Every time Celestia delivers a decree, it’s only clearer that her greatest conviction is not the boundless freedom of ourselves, but the belief that nopony can manage their own affairs! That if we did, it would tear apart the 'foundation of civilized society!' This so-called foundation is nothing more than the self-loathing of the working masses—the true producers and most capable organizers of Equestria—"
Scootaloo starts backing away slowly.
Rainbow Dash: "-but instead we’re taught to idolize her rule! It’s obvious, Scootaloo! Her power is a-"
Scootaloo runs for her life
Rainbow Dash: waves "Goodbye, Scoot! I just love that little crusader :)"
cinematic credits roll
Note: i need to take this version of the character further.
Honest to god I love this game. Played it with my father and made him get eaten and make out with the window dancer thing all over again just for pics. Istg that window thing wanted that kiss so bad. It was wigglin in that window
This is a headcanon masterpiece
average conversation between obfusco and ohlm:
i made this is it funny