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More Pillar Men Quotes (feat. ME)!
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Kars, Entering Esidisi's room: Andii did it again.
Esidisi: Peace disturbance?
Kars: What no-
Esidisi: Arson..?
Kars: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Esidisi: uh....Attempted murder?
Kars: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Esidisi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Wamuu: Gray.
Kars: Grey.
Esidisi, turning to Andii: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Andii: Dark white.
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Wamuu: Your smile? It makes my day.
Esidisi: Your happiness? I live for that.
Kars: A room? Get one.
Andii: Hotel? Trivago.
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Wamuu: Well, has Esidisi been wrong before?
Andii: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Andii: And now for a gay update with Kars and Esidisi.
Esidisi: Getting gayer.
Andii: Thank you, Esidisi.
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Andii: I really like Eminem.
Santana: I prefer skittles.
Wamuu: They are talking about the rapper.
Santana: Why would they eat the wrapper?
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Andii: Hey, Esidisi you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Esidisi: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Andii: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Kars: That is the worst response to that question.
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Santana: Are you a painting?
Andii: What-?
Santana: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Wamuu: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Andii: I dare you-
Kars: Esidisi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Andii: Why not?
Esidisi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Andii: Why does Kars always do the laundry so loudly?
Esidisi: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Kars, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Andii: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Kars, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Esidisi, deadpanning at Kars: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Andii: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Kars is walking in this room.
Esidisi: *wheeze*
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Wamuu: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Andii: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Santana: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Andii: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.