More Pillar Men Quotes (feat. ME)!

More Pillar Men Quotes (feat. ME)!

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Kars, Entering Esidisi's room: Andii did it again.

Esidisi: Peace disturbance?

Kars: What no-

Esidisi: Arson..?

Kars: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Esidisi: uh....Attempted murder?

Kars: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Esidisi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Wamuu: Gray.

Kars: Grey.

Esidisi, turning to Andii: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Andii: Dark white.

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Wamuu: Your smile? It makes my day.

Esidisi: Your happiness? I live for that.

Kars: A room? Get one.

Andii: Hotel? Trivago.

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Wamuu: Well, has Esidisi been wrong before?

Andii: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Andii: And now for a gay update with Kars and Esidisi.

Esidisi: Getting gayer.

Andii: Thank you, Esidisi.

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Andii: I really like Eminem.

Santana: I prefer skittles.

Wamuu: They are talking about the rapper.

Santana: Why would they eat the wrapper?

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Andii: Hey, Esidisi you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Esidisi: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Andii: Yea, my grandma lives there.

Kars: That is the worst response to that question.

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Santana: Are you a painting?

Andii: What-?

Santana: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Wamuu: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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Andii: I dare you-

Kars: Esidisi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Andii: Why not?

Esidisi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Andii: Why does Kars always do the laundry so loudly?

Esidisi: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Kars, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Andii: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Kars, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Esidisi, deadpanning at Kars: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Andii: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Kars is walking in this room.

Esidisi: *wheeze*

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Wamuu: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Andii: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Santana: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Andii: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Chipp appreciation post. Such a precious president. Protect the bb

Im in this and i dont like it. Lmao

fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again

THIS. I see people who treat me like this all the time and it honestly makes no sense. Like, yes i enjoy serial killer documentaries and ancient torture methods are interesting to me. Excuse me for having a personality underneath my choice of attire. In my case, im a witch and men automatically think im going to like magically chop their dick off or something. Thats not how it works, dude.

My pet peeve is guys who drool over alternative (goth, emo, witchy, nerdy) girls but then call them “crazy” if they have like any emotions or interests or hobbies outside of like idk being a girl +1 freebie charming “quirky” thing that makes them more attractive to men

if you’re on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?

Aaaaah thank you for the tag! 🥺

Tagging @krystalkitdemi @stygian-rottt and others!!

Favourite Colour(s): Blues and Purples are my absolute fave colours.

Currently Reading: To Light A Sacred Flame by Silver Ravenwolf. This is a book about a beginners guide to practicing Witchcraft! Highly recommend it!

Last Song: Karchata by Folknery. This is a Ukrainian song about two women fighting over a man and met one another in the woods to poison each other. They died in the woods and are said to haunt the place there. This is a lesson teaching women to not take violence on one another.

Last Movie: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. Great movie! Not really scary enough for me tbh but i loved it!

Last Show: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, duhhh! Ive been rewatching Battle Tendency a lot.

Sweet, Spice, or Savory!: Ooo this is difficult! I love Spice and Savory the most, i rarely have a sweet tooth!

Craving: Im craving some Panera Mac n cheese now that i mentioned Savory... Ill take that or Pizza rolls... Yum

I was tagged by @loki-hargreeves 💚 Thank you, lovely human!!! [original post]

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Favorite color: Red, it’s been my hair color at LEAST 8 times (but lately I’ve been wearing a lot of green bc Loki)

Currently reading: Rereading the Loki: Journey Into Mystery comics cause I found a rare physical copy of Vol 1 in a local comic store

Last song: Very Full from the Loki show soundtrack

Last movie: Crimson Peak. I’ve been seeing gifsets of it everywhere lately so I decided to give it a watch, and I was NOT disappointed. I’m a slut for a good horror film (bonus points for  Hiddleston)

Last show: Definitely Loki. I have this problem where when an episode comes out I watch it 4+ times before the next comes out

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet for suuuuuuuure

Craving: Hmmm I think cosmic brownies rn

Tagging: @lokiperfection @hiddlesherethereeverywhere @asgardian-viking @literally-just-loki @orionndjarin @yourfinalbow @booty-boggins @roseallisonparker @dancingirishman