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Yandere Pillarmen Headcannons
(Third re-write)
Kars
He is a typical possesive yandere
He wont share you
He wont let you near humans but you can be only near Wammu and Esidisi
He would probly kill your family so they dont steal you
One time you decided to try and escape,you got caught and you have never seen him more angry
He leaves hickies and bite marks everywear in your body so they know your his
“You think you can escape,darling,I guess ill have to punish you”
He will only leave you with Esidisi and Wammu
He probobly will force you to have his baby so you cant never leave him
Esidisi
Hes more of a goofy yandere but still possesive
He will only leave you with Kars
He will sometimes use his tendrals to mark you
He wont force you but if you try and escape he will punish you
He probobly wont force you to have a baby but in the future he will like to start a family
“Why do you try to escape I have fiven you everything”
I think he might manipulate you with his emotions to make you stay
Imagen Esidisi marking you with his tendrils and making desings when marking you,he makes them heat up to make a mark but not enough to burn you do
Santana and Esidisi x chubby! S/o Headcannon
Santana
I feel like Santana would go for a more chubby s/o since he likes sleeping
He would fall asleep on your thighs and chest
He like that your warm
He often cuddles with you since hes scared you might leave him like the others
When he first met you he looked at you with curiosity since he lived with buff men all his life
If someone ever insults your body he will consume them but you stop him before he does
He is really protective and dosent care what people think he loves you for who you are not your looks
Esidisi
He thinks your chubbiness makes you more cute
He dosent really care if your chubby aslong as your healthy
He would like to cuddle with you and warm you up
He likes to boast to people how cute you look
If anybody were to insults you,they will have his wrath
He really loves you no matter what
No better way to say Merry Christmas than some Pillar Man edits!
I just found something amazing. My art style has improved!
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I am quite proud of these!
Pillar Men Incorrect Quotes
Kars: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Esidisi: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Wamuu: I personally was created in a lab.
Santana: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Kars: Shit.
Esidisi: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Wamuu: OH MY GOD SANTANA FELL OFF!!!
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Kars: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Esidisi: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Kars: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING WAMUU WITH ME
Santana, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Kars: I think we're missing something.
Esidisi: Teamwork?
Wamuu: Cohesion?
Santana: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Kars: *Screams*
Esidisi: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Wamuu: Should we do something?
Santana: No, I want to see who wins.
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Kars: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Esidisi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Wamuu: I got distracted about halfway through.
Santana: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Kars: Dammit, Esidisi!
Esidisi: What?! It wasn’t me!
Kars: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Wamuu!
Wamuu: Not me either.
Kars: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Santana: *whistles*
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Kars: I prevented a murder today.
Esidisi: Really? How’d you do that?
Kars: self control.
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Kars: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Esidisi: You need to stop.
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Wamuu: Santana was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Santana: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Wamuu: Santana, you ate a chair.
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Wamuu: What are your goals?
Santana: To pet all the dogs.
Wamuu: No, fitness goals.
Santana: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
More Pillar Men Quotes (feat. ME)!
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Kars, Entering Esidisi's room: Andii did it again.
Esidisi: Peace disturbance?
Kars: What no-
Esidisi: Arson..?
Kars: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Esidisi: uh....Attempted murder?
Kars: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Esidisi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Wamuu: Gray.
Kars: Grey.
Esidisi, turning to Andii: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Andii: Dark white.
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Wamuu: Your smile? It makes my day.
Esidisi: Your happiness? I live for that.
Kars: A room? Get one.
Andii: Hotel? Trivago.
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Wamuu: Well, has Esidisi been wrong before?
Andii: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Andii: And now for a gay update with Kars and Esidisi.
Esidisi: Getting gayer.
Andii: Thank you, Esidisi.
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Andii: I really like Eminem.
Santana: I prefer skittles.
Wamuu: They are talking about the rapper.
Santana: Why would they eat the wrapper?
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Andii: Hey, Esidisi you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Esidisi: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Andii: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Kars: That is the worst response to that question.
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Santana: Are you a painting?
Andii: What-?
Santana: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Wamuu: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Andii: I dare you-
Kars: Esidisi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Andii: Why not?
Esidisi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Andii: Why does Kars always do the laundry so loudly?
Esidisi: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Kars, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Andii: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Kars, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Esidisi, deadpanning at Kars: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Andii: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Kars is walking in this room.
Esidisi: *wheeze*
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Wamuu: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Andii: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Santana: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Andii: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
This just came to me, but i think its a valid theory:
I know some people who watched jojo dub complained about the accents, but hear me out; it actually makes sense.
Remember how when Santana learned English in a couple minutes simply from hearing Stroheim speak? Well. I think the reason the other pillar men have accents is because of the fact they listened to Joseph speak, and since he's British, they all kinda developed that accent as well simply from learning the language through Joseph talking. This would entirely make sense since the only people they encountered upon awakening that actually spoke to them were Joseph and Caesar.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
I Have a problem. I love these men! I cant get enough of them
Pillarmen by Rae:
Rae’s Tumblr
Pixiv gallery
I’m honestly amazed by this art! I want to draw this good!
Jojo art by GORIRAneesan on her twitter.
The Pillar Men
The quality of Kars’ ideas after weeks of pondering all by himself in his room varies greatly. ACDC is on board for all of it.
Modern AU in which Kars has a beauty channel but the family makes recording really hard
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Kitties
THEEEEEEEEEM.
A scene thats kind of similar (kars not wanting esidisi to be involved with him or whateva) happens on new river on ao3 u should read it 🙏
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Love birds
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Kars invents instruments
(Hes playing his arm like how he played lisa lisas leg like the guitar)
August 2
Bonus:
Him playing Esidisis leg
July 31