Warm Milk - Tumblr Posts
beautiful piece of literature 🤌
me and my roommates will be acting this out
The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks
This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.
Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!
Some guy: under his breath Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here
Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?
Some guy: Rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that
Me: I don’t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig
The guy: Notices my ace pin Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures
Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages
Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?
Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!
The guy: I’m literally a gay man and I won’t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay sx, people like you are hurting my community. I’m gonna go have SX with my boyfriend
Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak!
Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.
Me: You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really?
Barista: Throws water on the bigoted guy
Barista: Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it
Me: picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head
Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.
Me: loudly and proudly Another warm milk please, on the house! I think I’m owed it
Barista: You know it!
Bigot: storms out crying
The baby recoms:
Warm milk
(Yes I’m back at it again with the baby recoms cause why not)
He tried to sleep. He tried to sleep with another blanket/cover, didn’t work. He tried to sleep with one of his stuffed animals, didn’t work. He tried to sleep at the foot of his bed but it still didn’t work. Prager sat up and looked at all their other friends sleep. He saw how Lopez was hanging off the side of the bed about to fall but he let it be. Prager got up from their cot and went to go find their father, Quartich.
Quartich was in his office filling out some paperwork when the door opened. He was confused cause he didn’t see anyone come in until he looked down right beside his legs.
“I thought I put you to bed little one.” He said. Prager just stared up at him not saying a work. He didn’t show any signs of tiredness. Quartich sighed and picked up Prager and took him to the kitchen. He knew just what he wanted to make him sleep again. He put Prager back down on the floor and as he opened the fridge and pulled out the carton of milk. He then opened the top cabinet and pulled out one of Prager’s sippy cups and poured the milk into the sippy cup. Quartich then puts the sippy cup full of milk in the microwave and puts it on for a minute and 30 seconds. After the cup was done in the microwave he made sure it wasn’t too hot and was just right for Prager to drink. He put the sippy cup lid on the cup and gave it to Prager to drink.
Prager took the sippy cup and drank it as Quartich picked him up and took him back to the sleeping quarters. By the time they made it to the sleeping quarters Prager was already feeling sleepy. Quartich places Prager back in his bed and tucks him in.
“Good night Prager ” he said as he went back to his office to finish his paperwork.
Late night snack
It’s the Ponyo tea and then some buttered toast with some cinnamon and sugar