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This is so real

hear me out

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"dogs

cats

we salute these legendary animals"

O's wonderous weevil cologne ad

welcome to the weevil ranch first tour of the stables.

PRINCESS SPARKLE a beautiful steed loves trail riding and walks through the park and long strides doesn't spook around dogs and cats great with people the second star steed. SERENITY peaceful fun loving and kind and gentle spooked easily not great with kids and dogs likes long walks and trots only runs when spooked or ordered not easy to trust. PRINCESS CHARLES the stud the first star loves families dogs and cats extremely social quick to trust loves long strides walks and runs and trots can do the canter and several tricks. LIGHTNING BOLT star runner great at trotting running walking and canters easily spooked by loud noises and unfamiliar people doesn't mind walks and runs be cautious and slow introducing her to new people. SWEETIE PIE the sweetest of the steeds docile fun loving great with people familiar and unfamiliar loves walks trots and runs and canters likes dogs and cats good with kids knows fifteen party tricks for birthday parties all the steeds accept princess Charles are available and ready for adoption or scheduled riding.

WEEVIL WRESTLING!!!! WEEVILS CAN BE FIGHTERS TOO!!!!

WEEVIL HAND WRESTLING AND WEEVIL WRESTLING FEATURING THROAT RIPPER AND BONE CRUSHER!!!!

A WEEVIL OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME RARE FOR SOME COMMON FOR OTHERS SPECIAL FOR ALL

INTRODUCING CHEF LE WEEVIL!!!!

EXPERT CHEF AND EXPERT PANCAKE COOKER AND PANCAKE CONNOISSEUR!! ORDER SOMETHING ANYTHING AND HE'LL MAKE IT!!!!

WEEVILSDAILY I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE BUT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR BLOG!!!! CAN SOMEONE TELL THEM FOR ME!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I WAS REMOVED FROM THE WEEVIL LOVERS COMMUNITY!!!!😭 WHY I DIDN'T ANYTHING THAT I KNOW OF CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THESE ARE ALL THE POST I MADE CAN SOMEONE explain

We sharing weevil stories now huh

When I was a teenager we would feed our chickens from a big barrel of grain, one time the grain sack was left out for a while before being decanted into the barrel. So weevils happened. And I don't mean like a few weevils. I mean literal thousands of tiny 4mm weevils on every surface of the laundry where the barrel was for over a year.

I love weevils so when I was stressed I used to go stand in the laundry to be with the weevils.

It's hard to feel upset when you're surrounded by thousands of funky little weevil guys doing their funky little weevil walks.

pests’ blessing!!

Cephalanthera, my brain with day dreams

My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.

Do you want to see a bug