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Yoko bites Wednesday’s neck.
Wednesday: Not hard enough.
Yoko: Are you serious?!
Wednesday: Not hard enough, Yoko.
Enid: My turn!
Enid pushes Yoko out of the way to bite Wednesday’s neck
Wednesday feels her neck to find a small amount of blood. Enid pierced her teeth through the raven’s neck.
Wednesday: Impressive, Mon Coeur.
Yoko: Wait how the hell? My fangs are sharper than hers!
Wednesday: But you didn’t bite HARD enough, Yoko. Try again.
Yoko moves to the opposite side and moves the raven’s braid to bite her neck harder. But her teeth couldn’t pierce the skin.
Enid: No no no, you have to do it like this.
The werewolf proceeds to to bite the raven’s neck on the opposite side while Yoko still bites on the other. Wednesday isn’t phased though feels the pleasure of pain from the vampire and werewolf.
*THUD*
The three of them stopped what they were doing and slowly turned around to find Blanca and Divina in the doorway. Bianca dropped her bag while Divina Yoko’s bloody soda.
Bianca in disbelief: What the hell is going on?
Divina: What on earth are you two doing to Wednesday?!
Wednesday: I’m testing to see who has the harder bite. Do you want to try on me?
Bianca: That sounds so fucking stupid, why would I-
Divina: Sure!! *runs over to the three*
Wednesday: Why is she in a cage?
Yoko: Because she growled at me
Enid: *softly growling in her cage*
Wednesday: *sighs* Please get her out.
Yoko: Your funeral.
Yoko: What’s for breakfast?
Enid: Aw man. I think we ran out.
Wednesday: Ran out of what?
Enid: Of taco bread.
Bianca: Taco bread? What the hell are we eating?
Yoko: What the hell is taco bread?
Enid: Damn it. We don’t have any more taco bread. Looks like I can’t make breakfast burritos for us.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Do you fucking mean tortillas.
Enid: Yeah! That’s the one!
Wednesday turns around and walks away slowly, counting to ten.
Loosely based on a convo between me and @vaniloqu3nce 💀
Yoko: Do you realize you have to actually talk to a girl to get a girlfriend? What did you think was gonna happen?
Enid crying: I thought would just stand here and look pretty and hope for the best! *sobs*
Yoko leaving: Ugh, you’re so useless!
Divina and Wednesday watch the crying wolf from a distance.
Wednesday: How come she isn’t coming to talk to me?
Divina: How come YOU don’t go talk to her?
Wednesday: Oh please, Divina. Im the one who’s supposed to stand here and wait for her to talk to me.
Divina leaving: You’re so hopeless.
Wednesday drives the girls to Jericho
Enid kisses Wednesday’s cheek: Thank you for driving us, my raven. I really appreciate it.
Wednesday: Of course, Mi Amor. Anything for you. And my friends of course.
Yoko: I think I’m uncomfortable.
Divina: Me too.
Wednesday: I’m sorry the three of you have to be squished in the back.
Bianca: I don’t think it’s that, Wends. I think it’s the fact that we didn’t expect you to be picking us up in a HEARSE.
Yoko turns around and sees the coffin in the back
Yoko: Is that uh…. empty?
Wednesday: Of course it is, Yoko. Why on earth would I be driving with somebody in a coffin?
Bianca sighs: Why did you have to BRING the coffin?
-At Jericho-
Weems and Thornhill exit the diner.
Thornhill: Are you okay, Larissa?
Weems: I’m fine. It’s just all the stress I’m under.
Thornhill: The doctor said you need to take it easy. Maybe you should take a few nights off.
Weems: I’m fine, Marilyn. It’s not like death is knocking at my door any second now.
Wednesday pulls in front of the two adults.
Wednesday: Evening.
Weems sighs: Or I could be wrong.
Enid is sick
Enid groans in bed: I don’t think I’ll be able to go to class today.
Wednesday: How unfortunate, Mi Amor. I’ll be stuck with the vamp then.
Enid: Can you just tell them I’m sick?
Wednesday: You used your “sick” card too many times, Enid. But don’t worry, I have an excuse for you.
-In class-
Wednesday: I have some unfortunate news. Our dear wolf, Enid Sinclair has died tragically and will not be showing up today.
The class gasps. Yoko faints. Miss Thornhill is on the phone calling Weems. While everyone chats, Bianca goes up to the Raven.
Bianca whispering: She’s sick again isn’t she?
Wednesday: Yes she is.
Beach Day with the girls
Enid, Bianca and Divina take a swim while the raven and vampire stay on the sand huddling under a large umbrella
Divina: Was it a good idea to bring them along?
Bianca: They look miserable.
Enid: Well…. They didn’t want to be left out. Besides they have each other!
-hiding under the umbrella-
Yoko: We look like idiots here.
Wednesday: Ugh, why does the sun have to be so bright?
Yoko: We should’ve just stayed home.
Wednesday: For once. I agree.
Yoko: *leans head on Wednesday’s shoulder*
Wednesday: *pushes her off*