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So, let me get this right:
Being attracted to fictional serial murderers is okay,
Being attracted to fictional terrorists is okay,
Being attracted to fictional monsters is okay,
But being attracted to fictional children is wrong?
Hm, noted.
HOW?!
BUT IT WAS ALL FAKE?
IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT?
I DIDN'T BELIEVE A WORD I SAID?
I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE IT THAT GOOD?
I MADE HALF OF IT UP BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE BOOK TO WORK WITH?
HOW DID MY HALF-ASSED, CREATIVE LIBERTIES TAKEN, BOOK ESSAY---WHICH I WROTE WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT, TO THE POINT THE WAS ALL I GOT DONE THAT DAY---, GET A FULL SCORE?!
Like I'm not complaining, I needed the points
BUT HOW?!
Am I okay right now? No. Why am I not okay? Because the fact that Professor Sprout and Professor Flitwick were dating at SOME POINT is CANON.
when you have only two exes and one of them drops of the face of the earth, which, nbd, normal for her, but for three months, resurfaces dating your other ex's best friend
