Wizard Blogging - Tumblr Posts

this one won't have funni tempo but you get the point

ok you know how calcium is technically a metal right yeah so I cast transmute metal (titanium skeleton) and heat metal to make my own spell known as luci's seering skeleton

My wizard wand is one very long Bojangles extra seasony french frie

It's hard to wizard post from the 1930s but I'll do my best

WRONG, I'm an official wizard because of the decision I made that I am an official wizard. Also pure hubris.

How does one officially earn the title of Wizard? Asking for a friend.

The Trials (paperwork)