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I am do Markiplier Alter Egos! (except for Dr. Iplier and The DA sorry)
19 with Darkiplier and Child! Reader
Requested by @chatmeow9 ! I don’t know if this is exactly what you meant but I loved writing this.
19. “I live in a dump with rat children.” From this prompt list! (!!PLATONIC!!)Darkiplier x Chaotic! Child! Reader
You all knew Darkiplier would be showing the new Egos around today. Wilford knew Dark would be showing around the new Egos today.
But here you all were.
Dark sighed in annoyance and gripped the bridge of his nose at the mess in front of him. Of course Wilford would do something like this. Of course he would blame it on you.
The TV was broken, confetti and other messes of items scattered across the floor, a few pillows had been cut up with the stuffing ripped out, and in the middle of it all laid You. Dark was appalled at the thought that Wilford Warfstache, an immortal being 100’s of years old, would blame this mess on you, a child.
A new ego by the name of Illinois seemed to find this hilarious. The others not so much.
“I hate to, to be rude, but, but um, is this uh um normal? N-Not that I’m, I’m judging if it is!” Eric Derekson, a new ego with more than a million anxieties, stuttered out. Dark sighed once more.
“I live in a dump with rat people,” Dark huffed, already thinking about all the stuff he had to say to William. Speak of the Devil and he shall come. . .
“DAMIEN! THAT CHILD! UGH THE CHILD IS A MONSTER!” the TV host seemed to be slightly disheveled and afraid while pointing at the so-called ‘monster’. Dark couldn’t believe how low Wil has stooped. To blame his mess on a 6 year old. A 6 year old! “Wilford, are you seriously trying to blame this. . . on a CHILD?” Dark asked, exasperated at his ‘friend’. Wil, on the other hand, seemed shocked and slightly pouty.
“You’re blaming this on ME? Augh! Why, I’d never! That brat is a full on demon, Dark!” Dark gave Wil a look of full on surprise. So, he really was blaming this on a poor kid. Dark rolled his eyes. “Wilford, if this mess isn’t cleaned up by the time I get back downstairs, I will throw you out of the house without your gun for 2 months,’” he threatened the pink mustached man, before walking over to you and lifting you up. “Hey, (Y/N). Let’s go put you in your room for now, alright?” you nodded your head and smiled. The idea that you would even misplace a pillow seemed surprising.
“Wha-- Da--” Wil started before abruptly stopping when Dark had glared. Dark turned his back to the crazed reporter as Wil whined. Dark motioned for the new egos to follow before he began heading upstairs.
You looked at Wil and grinned evilly. He pouted as you stuck your tongue out at him mockingly.
Wilford would you get you back for this. Even if it was the last thing he ever does!
yes i referenced a base for some parts. but yea im on the left--
Wilford Warfstache x Mirror Demon! S/O Headcanons
(Mirror Demons are my own subspecies of ghosts. They have to be tricked into taking someone else's spot inside a mirror. In this case, S/O is the DA. Mirror Demons have skin shattered glass in any injuries, and their inside is just mirrors. They don't have organs or blood.. DA has shattered skin on his left eye, back, and stomach. Mirror Demons eyes are mirrors.They can travel in any reflective surface and disappear by their own freewill.)
The minute you get out of that mirror, you're on the prowl.
You wanted to find William. You wanted him dead.
Keyword: Wanted.
When you found him, and you realized that he could barely remember 7 minutes ago, everything changed.
Now, all you wanted was for him to remember.
To remember Mark, Damien, the party, to remember shooting you.
To remember you at all.
You met back up in a club he was dancing at.
You decided to approach him in his dressing room. Being a mirror demon needing to get into a narcissistic psychopath was super easy, all you had to do was travel into his mirror.
To say he was confused when he looked in the mirror and saw you instead of his own reflection was an understatement.
At first, you just thought he was playing dumb. Running from his own mistakes.
But when he began to attempt to guess your name, you realized that he couldn't remember you.
Couldn't remember what he did to you. What he did to everyone else.
So you stuck around.
Doing everything in your ability to make him remember.
It never worked.
Until you came out of the mirror one day.
You never came out of the mirror in front of him, always talking to him through reflective surfaces.
But when you did, it all came back to haunt him. He couldn't see the cracks on your stomach before.
However, the tear in your shirt allowed him to see all the cracking. To see his reflection, looking at him from his past mistakes.
He'd immediately say your name and start acting like you guys are true friends.
You were true friends.
And then he shot you.
You left and didn't come back for a few weeks and Wilford thought you would never come back.
And so, the cycle of Wilford forgetting you and you doing your damndest to get him to remember, started back again.
i love market pliers characters
🎶I always feel like, somebody's watching me🎶
Having a good day? No? Yes? Have my Colonels.
(Please take them, they are taking up all the room in my closet)
Masterlist + DNIs
Side blog: @antisepticeye-simp
Green = Will do/Interact
Yellow = May not do/Thin ice
Red: Will not do/Do not Interact
I will do:
Markiplier egos
Jacksepticeye egos
Yandere stuff
Polyamory stuff
X reader stories
Enemies to lovers
Fantasy AUs (exg: Vampire Darkiplier x Reader)
Female Readers
Gender Neutral Readers
Male Readers
Semi spicy/suggestive stuff
Interact:
Markiplier fans
Jacksepticeye fans
BATIM fans
FNAF fans
LGBTQ+ and/or allies
Crankgameplays fans
Natewantstobattle fans
Amyplier lovers (Mark x Amy)
Cat lovers
I might do:
FNAF x reader stories (Human characters only)
Smut
Crankgameplays egos (I don't know much about his egos but I'll do my best to research about them)
Natewantstobattle egos (Same as the above)
Thin Ice:
MHA fans
Harry Potter fans
Will NOT do under any circumstance:
Incest
Ships (egoxego)
Youtuber ships (Septiplier, crankiplier, whatever. Shipping real people is weird as fuck unless they're okay with it or are actually dating.)
Pedophilia
Rape
Non-con
Watersports
Scat
Heavy pet play
Parent kinks
Heavy breeding kink
Dub-con
Abuse of any kind
DNI:
Religious people
Septiplier/Crankiplier shippers
Cat haters
People who like shotacons/lolicons
Proshippers
Racists
Homophobes
Transphobes
JK Rowling supporters/defenders
FANDOMS:
(Some of this is dead dove, be aware)
Markiplier egos:
Googleplier:
Beautiful (Yandere Googeplier x Gender Neutral reader || TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT/ IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)
Perfection (Part 2 of 'Beautiful' || TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT/ IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)
Murdock:
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Wilford Warfstache:
Confession (Wilford Warfstache x GN! Reader || TWs: None)
Illinois Jones:
Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire, PROLOUGE
Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire, Part 1
Heist! Mark:
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Mayor Damien:
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Darkiplier:
Vulnerable (Darkiplier x Female Reader || TWs: None)
Behind the door (Darkiplier x reader || TW: Petrification)
Welcome Home, PROLOGUE (Darkiplier x reader)
Welcome Home, Part 1 (Darkiplier x reader)
Welcome Home, Part 2 (Darkiplier x reader)
Welcome Home, Part 3 (Darkiplier x reader)
Welcome Home, Part 4 (Darkiplier x reader)
Welcome Home, Part 4 (Darkiplier x reader|| TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT / IMPLIED DRUGGING)
Pains (Werewolf! Darkiplier x GN! reader || TWs: None)
Gratitude (Jackieboy Man x Reader x Darkiplier) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||
Date night (Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye || Polyamorous || TWs: Very light fighting between Dark and Anti, mentions of blood)
Head Engineer Mark:
Confident (Head Engineer Mark x reader)
Yancy:
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Annus:
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Bingiplier:
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The God of Night:
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The Necromancer:
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Septic Egos
Antisepticeye:
Panic Attack (Antisepticeye x reader || Platonic || TWs: Panic attack/ mentions of arguing)
Date night (Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye || Polyamorous || TWs: Very light fighting between Dark and Anti, mentions of blood)
Jameson Jackson:
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Chase Brody:
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Shawn Flynn:
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Jackieboyman:
Gratitude (Jackieboy Man x Reader x Darkiplier) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||
Marvin the magnificent:
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Robbie the zombie:
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Henrik Von Schneeplestein:
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Ethan Nestor's' egos
Blank gameplays:
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Unus:
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Mad Mike:
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Five Nights At Freddy's
PSA: Don't touch Freddy. please./j
Michael Afton:
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Michael Schmidt (Movies):
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Jeremy Fitzgerald:
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Vanessa (Games):
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Vanessa (Movies):
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William Afton (Games):
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William Afton (Movies):
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Henry Emily:
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Other stuffs:
Fragments (OCxOC) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||
I think that should be it for fandoms and characters. I'll add more to this in the future.
I made this… because of reasons!
I found this ‘poem’ in one of Mark’s DDLC gameplays, and… and it’s pretty obvious that it’s about William. And then I learned how to make gifs. So. Hope you like it!
so… i made a thing. again.