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50 Dialogue Prompts
“Why do you gotta look like that?”
“You've never had a hug before. . .?”
“Don't lick me ever again.”
“Get off of the light fixture!”
“You tried, and that's all that matters.”
“I'm sure they'll love you!”
“What if I hurt you?” (SFW ONLY!)
“Stop being sappy and kiss me already!”
“I’ve never been happier!”
“I won't hurt myself. . . I promise.”
“Hey! Wanna get lunch at uhhhh I don't know 2:45 AM tomorrow?!”
“You know you shouldn't be here, you loveable dumbass!”
“Hahaha I broke my leg lmao.”
“Everything will change one day, I promise.”
“Do you pinky promise?”
“OH UMM YOU LOOK. . . GREAT!”
“BABE IT’S BEEN. . . WHAT 6 MINUTES?”
“Where have you even been?”
“I live in the dump with the rat children.”
“It's been 100’s of years, dude.”
“HOW ARE EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW?”
“Listen here, buddy, I've been dancing with the devil for years now. Are you sure you wanna do this?”
“You don't remember me?”
“I didn't think you'd remember. . . but you're here now. To stay. . . right?”
“I'm scared of fireworks. . .”
“B-but. . . I. . . I killed you!”
“Why aren't you mad at me. . .”
“How on Earth did you get stuck in there?”
“I'm not going anywhere.”
“I think it tastes perfect.”
“Why do you doubt yourself so much? I think you're pretty wonderful.”
“I don't have parents. . .”
“I suppose you could sit in my lap until I'm done.”
“Pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend, just for a minute. Please.”
“. . . I just confessed my love for you and you really just responded ‘word’?”
“I literally only just met you and I already would kill everyone here and then myself, just for you.”
“Welcome back, how was that party?”
“Which one of you absolute TRASH PIECES forgot to throw the empty milk carton?!”
“Why is the body of christ on our doorstep?”
“What the fuck are you gay?”
“We've been dating for 2 years now.”
“Yo, I think my dick fell off.” (this one is a joke, but still its here. fuck u kori)
“I knew you said it would take a while but I didn't think five centuries!”
“Stop being in denial and just accept it.” (jkjk kori also wrote this one thx babe)
“Bro what are you doing in my shower, it's five in the morning.”
“Dude, if you're looking for what I think you're looking for, than you're digging the wrong grave.”
“BABE, HE’S COMING AFTER MEEE!”
“You got sent to prison, AGAIN. And you escaped, AGAIN?”
“I'm trying to watch the movie, stop trying to suck my dick.” (Male Reader ONLY)
“If you're gonna summon the dark forces, could you AT LEAST wait until AFTER the wedding?” (zac wrote this! hes just so good at writing prompts.)
thank you to my wonderful friends from discord for helping me with the last few. especially tate, kori, and zac. love you babes. i write for markiplier alter egos and jacksepticeye alter egos. i also write for danganronpa!^^
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19 with Darkiplier and Child! Reader
Requested by @chatmeow9 ! I don’t know if this is exactly what you meant but I loved writing this.
19. “I live in a dump with rat children.” From this prompt list! (!!PLATONIC!!)Darkiplier x Chaotic! Child! Reader
You all knew Darkiplier would be showing the new Egos around today. Wilford knew Dark would be showing around the new Egos today.
But here you all were.
Dark sighed in annoyance and gripped the bridge of his nose at the mess in front of him. Of course Wilford would do something like this. Of course he would blame it on you.
The TV was broken, confetti and other messes of items scattered across the floor, a few pillows had been cut up with the stuffing ripped out, and in the middle of it all laid You. Dark was appalled at the thought that Wilford Warfstache, an immortal being 100’s of years old, would blame this mess on you, a child.
A new ego by the name of Illinois seemed to find this hilarious. The others not so much.
“I hate to, to be rude, but, but um, is this uh um normal? N-Not that I’m, I’m judging if it is!” Eric Derekson, a new ego with more than a million anxieties, stuttered out. Dark sighed once more.
“I live in a dump with rat people,” Dark huffed, already thinking about all the stuff he had to say to William. Speak of the Devil and he shall come. . .
“DAMIEN! THAT CHILD! UGH THE CHILD IS A MONSTER!” the TV host seemed to be slightly disheveled and afraid while pointing at the so-called ‘monster’. Dark couldn’t believe how low Wil has stooped. To blame his mess on a 6 year old. A 6 year old! “Wilford, are you seriously trying to blame this. . . on a CHILD?” Dark asked, exasperated at his ‘friend’. Wil, on the other hand, seemed shocked and slightly pouty.
“You’re blaming this on ME? Augh! Why, I’d never! That brat is a full on demon, Dark!” Dark gave Wil a look of full on surprise. So, he really was blaming this on a poor kid. Dark rolled his eyes. “Wilford, if this mess isn’t cleaned up by the time I get back downstairs, I will throw you out of the house without your gun for 2 months,’” he threatened the pink mustached man, before walking over to you and lifting you up. “Hey, (Y/N). Let’s go put you in your room for now, alright?” you nodded your head and smiled. The idea that you would even misplace a pillow seemed surprising.
“Wha-- Da--” Wil started before abruptly stopping when Dark had glared. Dark turned his back to the crazed reporter as Wil whined. Dark motioned for the new egos to follow before he began heading upstairs.
You looked at Wil and grinned evilly. He pouted as you stuck your tongue out at him mockingly.
Wilford would you get you back for this. Even if it was the last thing he ever does!
Hello, My Dear Detective ~ ❤️
WKM Fluff Headcanons
With all of the angst associated with the Who Killed Markiplier series I figured I could come up with a ton of fluffy ideas. I mean, the three of them grew up together - how cute is that? Anyways, I hope ya’ll like them!
♕ The Colonel, Damien and Mark all first met as kids at a “rich people” party their parents were throwing/invited to.
♕ The three ran outside to play while the adults chatted and gossiped.
♕ From then on they were actually excited for any party their parents planned so they could see their newfound friends again.
♕ One day a fire broke out at the Colonel’s parent’s estate/mansion. The three made it out unscathed along with their workers but the house would need major restoration.
♕ Since their parents were also friends, Mark’s parents suggested the three stay at their place while the work was being done on the Colonel’s house. (Instead of staying at a far away vacation home or a stuffy hotel.)
♕ Young Mark was thrilled to finally have another kid to keep him company in such a big, lonely mansion.
♕ The Colonel and his family ended up staying much longer than originally intended at Mark’s, due to his parents not being able to agree on what changes to make to their estate. They kept tearing stuff down and having the workers start all over again.
♕ Having Mark around, however, comforted and distracted the Colonel from his parent’s arguing in a way he never had before.
♕ Even though the Colonel’s parents only married each other due to wealth and social standing, they both adored their son and were constantly planning trips and hangouts for the Colonel to have with Mark and Damien.
♕ Damien would spend the night at Mark’s house after each trip and party.
♕ These sleepovers were one of the boys favorite things to have and you best believe that they had rambunctious pillow fights and whispered conversations after lights out/bedtime.
♕ In the winter, when the many fireplaces and blankets in the mansion just weren’t enough,the three of them would end up sleeping in an adorable cuddle pile.
♕ Once they got older, Damien’s parents would trust them enough so that he was allowed to stay over at Mark’s mansion for longer periods of time.
♕ As a teen, he would spend anywhere as just a few days to several weeks with Mark and the Colonel at the house.
♕ As kids, they would play “Kingdom” together with Damien as the King (so he could be the leader), the Colonel as the Royal Knight (so he could hunt dragons an other such beasts), and Mark as the Royal Wizard (so he could have an excuse to wear tons of fancy robes).
♔ When they became young adults, Damien realized that “King” wasn’t exactly a job option and started wondering about what he was going to do with his life.
♔ It was the Colonel who suggested he ran for mayor and Mark backed him up, saying that Damien was a “natural born leader”.
♔ The Colonel helped him research politics and town/city history while Mark helped plan out the commercial side of Damien’s campaign.
♔ The night is was announced that Damien had won, a huge party was thrown by his proud parents at their own estate.
♔ The three of them ended up breaking away from the rest of the guests after many congratulations, hugs, handshakes, and cheek kisses were thrown their way.
♔ They sat together on the thick railing of the balcony, looking up at the stars and talking about all of their plans for the future.
♔ A shooting star flew by and they each closed their eyes to make a wish:
★ Mark wished to find himself a true love. ☆ The Colonel wished to hunt the hardest game anyone had ever laid witness to. ✮And Damien wished for the three of them to always be the best of friends.
I couldn’t resist making it a little bittersweet at the end there! I do have a few full on angsty headcanons for Who Killed Markiplier. Not as many as the fluffy headcanons listed here, but if ya’ll want me to go ahead and post them I will. I might wait until I’ve thought up more though, who knows.