Xiao - Tumblr Posts
nsfw content ahead! you have been warned <3
public sex imagines with xiao, kaeya & albedo contains: unprotected sex, praise kink, blowjob, cockwarming. gender neutral reader!
XIAO in the parking lot. it’s one of those hookups you know you shouldn’t be doing but xiao’s already parked in the empty lot with his hand tracing patterns on your thigh the entire drive there. he makes you climb onto his lap, exchanging sloppy kisses while undressing you. it’s addicting the way xiao sounds and looks when you’ve taken him in, his appreciative hiss of pleasure and hips rocking up into you. he’s sweet as he lets you get used to his size, hands in your hair and lips locked with yours while muttering praises. “shit.. you feel so good inside. i could stay here forever baby.” before you know it, xiao’s fucking you with a languid rhythm <3 the heated sex fogs up car windows and if anyone was near, your fucked out whines would clearly betray the truth of your encounter. xiao ends up giving you a creampie to remember the night by. i just know he’s soft and praises lovingly.
KAEYA in the alleyway behind the club. he’s awful, probably groped you as you danced drunkenly and practically tries to fuck you on the dance floor. you want him too but the club is too crowded so he drags you out to the shady alleyway outside, bass beat still audible and the sounds of cars passing by. kaeya probably doesn’t even take off his pants, just unzipping them and pulling down his boxers while your lower body is exposed to the world. he’ll keep you shoved against the wall as he marks you up and enters your hole slowly only to pull out and slam back in, setting a fast heated pace from the start. kaeya will suck hickeys into the expanse of your neck while snapping his hips against yours, lifting your body up so he can reach a deeper spot so that you fill the air with wanton moans. kaeya is mean, leaving visible painful bites all over that make you surprised and clench around him. “your hole is tight, you wanted to get fucked out here and caught with lovebites hm?” his taunts are accompanied with harsh thrusts, reaching deep inside your guts till he spills his hot load inside <3 kaeya leaves you there to clean yourself up after he’s done, he’s so cruel >3<
ALBEDO in the library. albedo makes you blow him as he reads, gently tucking your hair behind your ear only to thrust up without warning to hit the back of your throat. albedo loves hearing you gag and struggle to muffle the noises, vibrations of your voice just feeling heavenly on his length. the way he bullies your mouth with his cock everytime he flips the page, hands moving from the page to push your head down or wrap his fingers around your neck. albedo loves the way you drool stupidly over his dick and rewards you by cumming down your throat <3
public safety announcement: plz use protection. don’t be like these smelly fuckboys.
gamer bf xiao who streams genshin and whales for you! he never responds to any distractions to stream and gaming except for you! even a quiet murmur of his name, ‘xiao’ from another room will be heard by him and he immediately abandons his game to be by your side. going to him with a pout will instantly get you that bonus gensis crystal bundle! you guys will have matching pfps on the game and he builds your charas for you <3
nsfw content ahead <3 you have been warned !
crashing a lecture just to tease the compsci virgins that clearly have never felt the touch of a woman. imagine sitting right next to xiao, body squished up against him and resting your hands on his thighs, pouting prettily to ask for a pen. “pretty please?” he’d be entranced your glossy lips and wafts of perfume, nodding slowly and reaching into his bag for the object. he can’t even say no, he’s just taken by your appearance and your subtle touch. he probably creams his pants when you plant a soft kiss on his cheek while saying thanks for the pen! his flush is sooo cute and his shifting in his seat just makes you giggle. oh to give him a handjob right there or bring his trembling hands to your soaked panties <3
dark content ! you have been warned <3
warnings: misogyny, rape, dubcon, sexism, breeding, unprotected sex, virginity loss(?)
dug into my stash last night and mmm… incel xiao… sobbing it’s so awful that it’s hot. he’s so angry that you’re a mortal and a mortal girl. since when have they been anything but fuckholes for adepti like him? in modern… he’s a misogynist PLEASE. he HATES women cause he can’t fuck them as he pleases. why do they have rights? they should just be in the kitchen and falling over to suck his dick. he’s just so internally angry that he’s a virgin hehe. honestly it’s completely degenerate of him but it’s also kind of cute. it’s not so cute when he uses as a reasoning to rape you ♡ after all it’s your place as a woman isn’t it? to keep his cock in your tight pussy and swallow his seed, to let him let out creamy loads right into your womb. xiao would never wear a condom, he fucking throws it away when you try to compromise with him to wear one. bet he grabs you by the face and spits right in your eye! “fucking bitch, don’t you know your place? it’s your duty.. it’s your blessing that i’m fucking you raw. don’t you ever dare try make me wear one of those ever again, slut.”
before he made his move on you, he probably posted blurry pictures of you on reddit… all the comments call you rapemeat n a slut begging to be assaulted by xiao <3 he took it to heart n took advantage of you !!! it’s all your fault you’re a weak woman that can’t fight back, fucked dumb by his cock so you stop struggling n moaning like the wanton whore you are. xiao knows you belong beneath him n he just helped make it reality <3
tw noncon, misogyny, creampie, dirty discord mod xiao, me being horny for incel xiao <<33
having consensual sex with virgin!misogynist!xiao until you ask him not to cum inside you like ??? what do you mean this man you met on discord and decided to meet at an anime con cant cum inside you? where is all his cum that he saved for you gonna go? he tried so hard not to blow his entire load in your throat and this is how you repay him? you’re nothing but a hole for him to use now as his rapid thrusts clash with your arms and legs as you kick and scream but in the end you give him a nice ring of white around his cock and he gives you a tummy full of his cum. loosing all faith you slowly stop moving as he continues to give you more loads till your nice and bred full of him. this is the last time you talk back to him, slut.
he’s such an awful discord man god. how did he even manage to convince you to fuck him? right, you guys were meant to hang out at the anime con together, him complimenting your cosplay on the way you make it rather than your looks and protecting you from creeps… you just didn’t know his nice guy act was so he could rape his cum into you after! xiao loves it when you just start laying there, accepting your role as nothing more than his cum dump <3 he’s gonna keep you forever n make you service him as he manages his server.
most to least likely genshin men to watch you play with yourself
** also who touches themselves and who has a little angel in their head saying not to do it and it’s perverted
degen anon <3
most likely is bedo <3 says it's for experimental purposes, totally manipulates you with false innocent reasons when really he just wants to etch the vision of you pleasuring yourself into his memory so he can fuck his fist to it <3
least like is childe cause why would you touch what's his? your private parts are for him to abuse, how dare you try get off without him? you're leaving him out? he would make you do it as a punishment, cause he's not gonna touch you anymore if you think you can do it better than him.
xiao would touch himself but feel so guilty. he's already lived eons without chasing this immoral desire, he's above it but god do you make him want to sin. he can't help but want to pleasure himself to the thought of his innocent mortal who has no idea that xiao's stalking them constantly, falling into the perverted urge to keep you as nothing more than his sex doll. he hates that the angel in his mind looks just look you, so virtuous in trying to stop his fall into degeneracy... it's such a shame that his cum spurts right onto the pillow with your image when he tries listening to you pleading him to not do the perverted act.
degen anon talks abt modern au genshin uni
the pervert club- i mean comp sci club <3 at the school taking in an unsuspecting girl in much to the dismay of everyone. mainly cause “ew cooties” while having raging hard on, but albedo her TA and close friend aswell as the founder of the club decided to bring you in. the group of your regular pervs includes kazuha xiao scara and gorou. mainly xiao and scara don’t like a “femoid” who is ditzy and stupid and nothing but a hole don’t understand why she’s even here, but soon realize once they see her helping out during the day, though she is very dumb she at least puts her tits in your face while she looks over at your work asking a million questions she would even understand the answer to. albedo thanks god everyone leaves the tech hall so they could grope and feel her all the like.
she always gets so happy when they talk to her about things that she forgets to see what’s pressing up against her panties, as they were all around the same age she didn’t think anything of it while one rut up on her while the others do their work with their cocks yearning to be touched. even if they are attractive they’re gross, kiss with so much spit, don’t shave, some barley know what deodorant is (…xiao- who said that?) but you always keep nice and clean and only care to smell your own perfume. of course all of them are virgins so they just feel up and cum in their pants but albedo reassured them that she is just a dumb little hole for them to use, which scara took literally. placing you on a desk and practically ripping your panties as he plunges his fingers in you raping your little hole with his long digits. muttering things like ‘stupid slut taking my fingers like a whore’ ‘stop moving and let me fuck your cunt’ ‘why wear a skirt like this if you didn’t want this’ ‘try screaming for help no one’s gonna hear you’ till you cum on his fingers. the others watch in amazement as you squirt onto the floor. gorou, surprisingly is next he couldn’t take it anymore as he puts his face in between your legs kazuha coming up behind you to kiss you while albedo pulls up your shirt to show xiao and the rest your very cute nipple piercings he got you. they’re gonna have fun with you tonight hehe.
the way albedo is so two-faced, practically setting you up to be raped, isn't he the most awful friend? his good looks and silver tongue work in his favor though, cause he easily convinces you to do the most humiliating and shameful acts just to please him, to keep your friendship. that's how he convinced you to go to the tattoo parlor with him, letting you meet his friend xiao, who needs someone to practice piercings on. why not, nipple piercings? it'll make xiao and albedo, very very happy. why would albedo be the only person to invite you to a club and to one full of nasty guys who clearly don't like you though your naive little brain can't wrap around that fact, it's clearly cause bedo's always claiming you when you're not around. he's practically made it clear to the whole campus that you're his, i mean people basically think you're his girlfriend! it would make sense right? and that's why nobody even bothers you cause who would wanna make the ever expressionless TA mad? too bad for bedo that he hasn't even had a chance to fuck you but it's okay he reasons cause he's your best friend, who introduces you to his great group of friends that are going to defile you. he believes that sharing is caring after all! it's okay that they're sweaty and gross, it must be because the tech hall isn't well ventilated! so your silly self would turn on the ac, the currents wafting out your soft scent of perfume across the room and making all the men stiffen as well as your own nipples against your shirt. i bet they all listen to albedo cause he's the one you spend the most time with, practically hanging by his arm like a lost puppy. he'd even help you onto his lap as he studies, helping you with questions while grinding his bulge on your ass. scara is definitely the worst, he thinks your whole presence is a distraction and he finds you fucking annoying as you chatter endlessly as he's trying to focus or talk to albedo when they're working on a project. albedo would have to assure him that you're just clueless even though truthfully he finds you a bother sometimes too but you make up for it by being completely submissive to his whims. so when scara hauls you off of bedo to finger fuck you, he's being nice by even bothering to help prep you, "go on, look at albedo and beg him for help hm? can't you see how fucking hard you've made him and the rest of us?" just imagine his mean laughter that comes after he's recovered from the surprise of you squirting. "you're such a slut, you liked it didn't you? god, you want this so bad, what a whore." there's so much drool n spit in the kiss you share with kazuha, practically whimpering into it while xiao and bedo grope your tits <3 it would be so much to be overstimmed by gorou lapping at your sensitive pussy n being assaulted all over while scara is snapping pictures of your body. bet he even pocketed your panties! he's probably making do with them, stroking his cock on the fabric as you struggle uselessly against the men on top of you, taking their fill of the lewd female they have to deal with all the time <3 rip your pussy idk how you would survive the temperaments of all those gross men,, the neediness, roughness, self-importance... good luck walking after <3
xiao is the somno king he doesn’t understand the human relevancy of sleep as he just doesn’t need it so when verr tells him about a girl who just sleeps all day in the room near the kitchen he gets curious and tells her that he’ll watch over her. the first time he saw you you were obviously sleeping but you only had a small blanket to drape your body as soon as he tries to fix it you turn to show him your stomach and the blanket falls. he realizes that you’re wearing a blouse and no panties just to have you pussy in full view. we’re you trying to seduce him was this your plan. of course not you were just a sickly girl who somehow managed to live into your young adult age even though you sleep almost 19-23 hours a day but xiao believes that you give yourself up to him ever night when he crawls under your blanket and fucks you <3
degen anon
poor girl, finally being well enough to travel and going to wangshu inn to get a change of pace! only to be even more sore after sleeping, core practically aching every day and when you try to walk, you limp? it’s strange and verr has told you that the inn is virtually safe as can be with an adepti watching over. you have no idea that the very adepti verr has told you about rapes you every night, finding relief from his karmic debt by dumping loads of cum into your cunt. what if you left to go seek treatment and he follows you after he can’t find your sleeping form in that bedroom? xiao would stalk you from afar, feeling the compulsion to protect you and take you when you’re sleeping away… you’d have no idea that the doctor would diagnose you with pregnancy. an adepti child no less. perhaps that would explain the reason why xiao is so drawn to chasing after you <3 he def has no idea about contraceptives and would never even think about not cumming deep in your cunt.
going on a date with xiao in the cinema, only for him to pull you onto his lap as soon as the lights are out, burying his nose into your neck to take a deep inhale of your scent while rocking his hips up into your covered pussy. "baby? please let me bury me cock in, no one will be able to see." you'd nod nervously, getting wet the moment xiao started moving against your sensitive cunt <3 he'd push your panties to the side and slip in, holding you flush against his chest as he pushes deep inside. the heat from the two of your bodies trembling in pleasure can be see in your breathes and quiet moans, blocked by the loud sounds of action from the movie. the lewd slapping of xiao's balls against your skin as he slowly fucks into you makes you whimper into his ear, yours rosy from embarrassment while he just smirks like a meanie. "shhh, they're all paying attention to the movie while i'm paying attention to you bouncing on my cock."
I just found your villainess otonome au idea and now i cant stop daydreaming of running away with loyal general xiao.(im just rambling don't mind me, i dont have anyone to ramble to ^_^ ).
-angst anon
eeee angst anon it’s one of my fav brainrot ideas!!! he’s ur childhood friend, went to the warfront so he could earn prestige for you, so he could be by your side and keep you safe!!! you could def run away with him, he would do anything for you. if you asked him to give up his title, his achievements and become an outlaw with you, he would do it in a heartbeat. though xiao knows you’re not the type to run from a challenge or your supposed destiny as a villainess and he will support whatever decision you make <3
also anon feel free to ramble as much as u want in my asks <333 i’m here to listen hehe.
Gamer boyfriend xiao too busy playing and then wont give reader attention, so what does the reader do? Propose a cockwarming sessions hihihihihi.
-angst anon
cockwarming xiao <3333 xiao not giving reader attention >:(((( i hc gamer xiao as a masssive simp for his s/o, like he falls over trying to keep them around cs he’s a good simp boy !!! he should be the one offering to have his lap full of reader, practically begging to have his way with reader always and keeping a possessive touch on them <3 cs xiao has great hearing, he can hear reader even mumble his name from a room away!!! cue dropping his headset w a quick, “gtg my s/o called me <3” not that would happen much anyways cause you’re glued to his lap, snuggling him as he’s buried deep inside your hole _(:3 」∠)_ nothing can separate his attention from you much anyways cause he takes out his games frustration on you or gets distracted by how good it feels n ends up fucking you till you’re sore and his team mates r like.. did we just listen to xiao dick down his s/o 😦
don’t tell me you missed me that much <3
degen anon here hehe xiao gets you birth supplements instead of your birth control so he can see you lactate. you’ll be so embarrassed cause you didn’t even know you could do that without pregnancy but it turns xiao on so much and you’re tits are feeling lonely….
twirls hair. hey degen anon hehe i missed you lots ♡
XIAO U AWFUL MAN !!!! not him dumping loads in you while he’s swapped your bc, basically forcing you to get pregnant and leak milk from your nipples anyways!!! but the supplements make them lactate way faster than normal and your tummy isn’t even showing? but xiao loves sucking your buds sore while filling you up with cum to make you carry his babies!!! he cums so much that it bulges, so you start looking like you’re having his kids inside :o he would never. leave your tits alone. he’s attached to that shit like a baby, lapping at them as you shiver from the pleasurable tingles coursing through your body <3 (coughs. xiao gets a hard on when you first discover that you lactate, your teary eyes as you show him and your upset voice about how you’re on birth control but still got pregnant? god it makes him wanna take you right there. after some convincing with his mouth latched onto your lactating tits however has you drunk on the feeling, already not so fussed about being pregnant anyways!!!)
gamer bf xiao watching childe and kaeya take a drunken you into a room during a frat party to assault and fuck you to their delights.
degen anon <3 (hope your throat feels better! so you can have all the childe cum and pee you want!)
my throat feels a bit better though my body’s aching, thank u degen anon mwah <3
drunk cheating sex with chaeya…. hhhhh anyways giggling drunkenly as the handsome frat boys pull you into a dimly lit room with a mattress for them to fuck you on. you came to the party with your boyfriend xiao, felt out of place so you drank wayyyyy too many shots till you’re dazed, taking a body shot off the most well built abs (kaeya) you’ve ever seen while the world is swaying. when you almost fall over, childe catches you, a flirtatious, ‘woah there gorgeous’ has you smushed against his chest, hands grabbing at his thigh with a preciously dumb whine for sex. “xiao, i’m so hornyyyyy, fuck me please?” you have no idea that the man isn’t your boyfriend, the simp who would fuck u immediately if you asked <3 childe and kaeya see an opportunity though, a pretty drunk thing without their boyfriend in sight? who would leave such a lewd slut alone, surely not them, so they gently tug your delirious form to a room, hands groping as you stumble. when you see the bed, you’re immediately stripping drunkenly and spreading your hole wide, making them hard and eager to fuck you even more stupid than you already are ♡ they’ve had their fair share of partners but never someone as openly dumb, cheating on their boyfriend without a single thought behind their mindless eyes as you suck sloppily on kaeya’s length while childe busies himself with finger fucking you <3 it’s so cute how you still haven’t realised neither of them is your boyfriend and that you’re going to be fucked by them both at once. as you cream from childe’s fingers hitting that spongy spot within your hole, you moan out pleas of “xiao, more uh- xiao xiao xiao fuck me!” only for them to laugh at you, cause there’s no xiao here - just two mean frat boys who are gonna take advantage of you and shove their massive cocks inside your hole together. when you’re stuffed full with both dicks breaching your little hole, you’re gone, completely sex n cock drunk!
xiao was distracted by his game/stream schedule for just a little while and you already got wasted, getting taken away by two taller men who obviously were lusting over you as you wobble towards a room with your body clinging to their arm. when he finally finds his way to the room, he finds you bouncing stupidly with two cocks filling one hole <3 the lewd squelch of the lengths rubbing against each other inside your hole make xiao hard, even though his partner is cheating n being assaulted right in front of him !! would he join or be cucked hehe ♡
i kinda love this gamer xiao so here’s more,
i feel like he would die and go to heaven the second you rushed him to the bathroom and practically begged to suck his dick. like you’re in full tears all flushed against him as you beg for him to skull fuck you, he didn’t know what god he saved in his previous life for you to be all up on him but he can’t even speak until he sees you putting hot open mouthed kisses on his crotch only for him to then give you what you want.
degen anon<3 (who forgot to give the reader their heat suppressants/j)
he died in this cervix (ehe tiktok moment)
looking through pretty wet eyelashes with pouty lips begging xiao to use your throat and fill it up with his cock???? rip xiao, you're the angel bringing him to heaven yet a sinful succubus with the way you're pawing at his pants, whimpering as you try desperately to take them off <3 the shock in his mind and blood rushing to his dick makes him lightheaded hehe but of course he responds to his sweet s/o n feeds them his delicious dick!!!! im reader, no heat suppressants when xiao's around arf arf in heat 24/7 365 so i can have xiao cummies
Size kink with xiao, we know that this boy doesn't have longest (zhongli has that title) but damm his dick sure is thick. Imagine being a virgin taking that cock fully without preparation because xiao is too excited and too lost on pleasure hahahahahaha.
-angst anon
it'll hurt so much as xiao bullies his thick cock inside <3333
virgin reader has no idea what they’ve gotten into, both of them inexperienced and nervous to lose their first time to each other. with the bare lube that accompanies the condom and rushed prep of xiao’s lithe fingers, when xiao’s wide stiff erection penetrates you, it hurts like hell!
you’re helpless however as xiao gets drunk off the feeling of your tight heat, ignoring your uncomfortable sounds and pleas to stop as he sinks even deeper in <3 you thought sex was meant to feel good, not like your hole is stretching beyond human limits as xiao starts to thrust without a care for your comfort, he’s already addicted to the sensation of your small hole struggling to take him in and bullying his way through the resistance of your tiny entrance <3
(fixed it!!!)
Xiao being too busy and occupied with adepti matters for months (this will probably only feel like days to xiao since he had lived for thousands of years) and human reader trying to communicate with him but failed everytime since xiao was always in a haste saying he has more important matters to attend to and he didn't realize that it has been months since he and reader had time spent together, she tried everything to make xiao spend time with her that xiao started to get annoyed and decided too ignore readers calls thinking it was just another human nonsense, after a while reader got tired of it and called xiao for the last time to say goodbye but he ignore it. After a while xiao realized that he hadn't seen reader for a few days nor did he heard her call him so he ask ver but ver just gave him a letter from reader. A letter of goodbye.
Im called angst anon for a reason hahahaha the pain for both xiao and reader here.............
head in hands. the pang of pain i felt in my chest, this is why i need alcohol. no because… mortality is like a butterfly. the moment you look away, the beautiful luminous wings that you admire are snapped by the hands of time. their lifespans simply differ too much from humans, like an adepti’s to a mortal. you just never knew that you were that fleeting moment in xiao’s life, so you try your hardest to move on. he’s made it clear he doesn’t care after your repeated calls of his name, even though he had promised, “i will be there when you call.” it hurts, like a dagger in your soul, knowing the man you love no longer wishes to honour his oath - perhaps it’s time you say goodbye. out of liyue and to adventuring, anywhere to keep your mind away from xiao. what if the last time you call his name, you’re in danger of losing your life in another archon’s land? he doesn’t show, he hasn’t for months yet you still bothered to shout his name, and just like a wingless butterfly, you spiral towards death, once loved and admired - only now, broken beyond the saving grace of life.
xiao never finds you or your body even after he tries months later, scouring your letter for clues as to where you may have gone. it’s for the best he remains oblivious that he inadvertently caused your death.
(p.s anon your angst asks aren’t buried, i’m just working on them :3 i actually need a shot after this i’m so sad, i’m gonna cry while thinking abt all of them and all the heartbroken metaphors imma make)
Xiao is the type to put cameras in a teddy bear he gift you right? Hehehehe
-angst anon
stalker xiao,,,, kiths for he. you think it's so sweet that xiao would gift you something so cute! little do you know that hidden behind those beaded eyes are cameras constantly feeding xiao images of you and your room <3 he'd map out your room from the spot you've placed his teddy, he even said show me where you put it once you got home, you would never think that he would've had a hidden camera in it! so when you change in front of the teddy, your naked body is in full view for xiao and his hands automatically go to his dick, stroking it to the image of you taking off your clothes, deluding himself with the disgustingly sick idea that it's a striptease, you're doing it on purpose for him and that you want him to spill ropes of cum thinking of you <3
xiao's always watching you, you just have no idea as you cuddle the teddy to sleep whilst he watches the sight of your sleeping face on his massive screen above his bed <3
Yeah normal yandere childe won't have the guts to kill reader, so i guess the reader will forever be childe's treasure unless if the s/o is general xiao hehehehe im sure xiao can save damsel reader
-angst anon
oh general xiao would burn down childe's estate, you're his childhood love after all! no foreign duke could ever make him afraid of a life without you. the two of them would go to literal war, senselessly sacrificing lives and their own to keep you like the trophy you are <3 poor you, imagine how distressed you'd be learning that childe had waged a battle with your xiao, both of them making your heart ache in fear and worry. all those mob citizens and soldiers losing their life just because of you :(
okay bro but... older/DILF xiao?? i feel neutral about him but. if he were buff. his shirt would show his build off so well,, deeper voice. longer hair.. all that combat ability. and his pretty eyes. good lordy. and if he were simping for u too??????? ?? i luv this he. the potential heartstopper he
oh boy do i have the art for you anon. https://twitter.com/thiccwithaq/status/1464490017682829315?s=21 MWAH. if they made xiao any taller and buffer,,, he would’ve destroyed the game by the amount of pussy he gets <3
