Zach Kornfeld - Tumblr Posts

6 months ago

“why do you look so confused, im hot” - Zach kornfeld

Words to live by


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5 years ago
I Wanna Point Out That I Cant Draw Dogs. So Thats Why Bowies Legs Are Weird Looking And Hes Not Fluffy
I Wanna Point Out That I Cant Draw Dogs. So Thats Why Bowies Legs Are Weird Looking And Hes Not Fluffy

I wanna point out that I can’t draw dogs. So that’s why Bowie’s legs are weird looking and he’s not fluffy enough. Also, I just realized how weird Zach's arms are. 


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11 months ago
When You See Three Guys On A Couch, You Know Some Shit Is Going Down. But Seriously, WHY Does It Look
When You See Three Guys On A Couch, You Know Some Shit Is Going Down. But Seriously, WHY Does It Look

When you see three guys on a couch, you know some shit is going down. But seriously, WHY does it look like they intentionally copied the try guys couch video? 😭


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11 months ago
Updating With That New Couch Content
Updating With That New Couch Content
Updating With That New Couch Content

Updating with that new couch content™️

When You See Three Guys On A Couch, You Know Some Shit Is Going Down. But Seriously, WHY Does It Look
When You See Three Guys On A Couch, You Know Some Shit Is Going Down. But Seriously, WHY Does It Look

When you see three guys on a couch, you know some shit is going down. But seriously, WHY does it look like they intentionally copied the try guys couch video? 😭


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9 months ago

I KNEW IT!

There was no way Watcher and the Try Guys independently thought of this idea. Also, both Ryan and Zach referred to their apps as "streamers" which is a term I'd never heard before. I knew there was some third party company waiting in the wings.

I'm a big Try Guys fan and I'm happy with how they've rolled this out for the most part, but I knew there was some other corporation involved. I would have loved some transparency on that. 💙💚💙💚

Okay so hi I'm not super in any of your fandoms (watcher + try guys + dropout, hello welcome) but I'm a software developer and BOTH try guys and watcher announcing a custom streaming platform so close together had me suspicious.

So with just one, I'd assume that maybe they scraped together the money and resources to hire enough devs to make a well-designed secure platform (you want security for your login info and payment info). But two? Seems a bit odd.

So I actually looked a bit closer, at their privacy policies:

Okay So Hi I'm Not Super In Any Of Your Fandoms (watcher + Try Guys + Dropout, Hello Welcome) But I'm
Okay So Hi I'm Not Super In Any Of Your Fandoms (watcher + Try Guys + Dropout, Hello Welcome) But I'm

So it looks like Vimeo has decided to up their game and partner with existing yt content creation outlets to make streaming platforms.

Wait, what about Dropout? Dropout uses it too!

Okay So Hi I'm Not Super In Any Of Your Fandoms (watcher + Try Guys + Dropout, Hello Welcome) But I'm

What does this mean, exactly?

Well, it means that Vimeo is providing a base software that gets customized for use by the companies (watcher, 2nd try). It means that Vimeo has a hand in your data associated with these platforms (account info, payment info, watch info, etc...). Is that a bad thing? Idk yet. Read through the streaming platform's privacy policy and Vimeo's privacy policy and make your own decision about what you feel comfortable sharing. But realistically the only additional info collected compared to your average youtube use is the financial info, and that seems to go through another third party (4th party?) (like Stripe or something like that. very common, most of your financial transactions online use things like that). It also likely means that Vimeo is taking some kind of cut of the profits made from these subscriptions (and lets be real, in this day and age, they're not just demanding a flat fee. It's likely some percentage of your subscription cost). The companies switching over (watcher and 2nd try) are making the gamble that the money made on subscriptions after cost taken is more than their adsense from yt, which isn't a wild idea considering how much we know yt loves demonetizing videos and paying their creators poorly.

It also means that Vimeo seems to be on some sort of marketing push, and that more of your favorite channels may swap over to streaming services in the near future.

Vimeo???? Yes, vimeo, that bootleg youtube that's been around for like as long as I can remember being on the internet. I guess they finally found a way to usurp yt's market control and good for them ig. Maybe this will be the thing that finally forces yt to fix their creator relationships? time will tell Why are you posting this in my favorite media company's tag?? I wanted fanart! Sorry to intrude, I just think this is neat and would love to hear opinions from other people on this knowledge.


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5 years ago
I Just Cant Wait To Get Into Oxford And Start My Real Life. God, You Suck So Much.
I Just Cant Wait To Get Into Oxford And Start My Real Life. God, You Suck So Much.
I Just Cant Wait To Get Into Oxford And Start My Real Life. God, You Suck So Much.

I just can’t wait to get into Oxford and start my real life. God, you suck so much.


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10 months ago

Can’t imagine how stressed the try guys office was on April 20


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