5. Make It Canon For The Bit

5. Make it canon for the bit

if Jorge finds out about our gay ass shenanigans (aka the MANWHORE AU by yours truly, @anniflamma ) are two possibilities.

1. He will have to get baptized and get a year's worth therapy for what he just saw.

2. He will block us all and will put us in years worth of therapy instead

NUH UH YOU DIDNT-

New Camper: *looking at Annabeth and Percy* Are they fighting or flirting?

The Older Campers: Yes.

will solace making a tiktok that’s just “ranking weird places my boyfriend has suddenly fallen asleep”

Percy: Hades got sick of me and elysium is more boring than you would think-

Percy Jackson in a nutshell;

Percy: What’s up? I’m back. Campers: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Percy: Death is a social construct.

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

@korshrimpski <33