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percy as of episode two
Bro got persassyness and dumbassery
Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.
Leo: pretty much, yeah.
Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.
Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.
Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.
Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.
Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.
Calipso: I do.
Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.
Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.
Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.
Annabeth: that was awesome.
Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.
Piper: I don't like to talk about it.
Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.
since Walker is officially a fan of the Persassy meme I had no choice but to draw him as THE Persassy
What are they gonna do?
Kill him?
Nah-
The gods: we're starting to think you don't really value us as you should anymore.
Percy, wearing a blue bathrobe to the gods meeting: oh no, what could possibly make you think like that.
I did a lil doodle of Percy Jackson for his birthday (that took me waaaay longer than I would like to admit)
Percy: I don't believe in the gods. Annabeth: what now- Percy: oh! no. I know they exist. its just that I don't believe in their capabilities.
Percy:
Underrated Percabeth moment. A reminder that Annabeth doesn't just tolerate Percy's humor, she loves him for it. At their most desperate, when they're close to death, when everything seems hopeless, he can still make her laugh.
I was reading King of scars when I was hit by a sudden realisation:
Nikolai Lanstov has massive Percy Jackson vibes
rewatching the show and goodNESS. walkers eyes? how does he portray so much emotion with just his eyes?
the music stopped playing when he was fighting the minotaur, showing that there was nothing epic or heroic in his fight? that it was just an angry boy trying to avenge his mother?
they did SO GOOD with this
Ok so I know that technically percy cheated in that rock paper scissors game against Briares but I'd like to just point out BRIARES CHEATED FIRST
Bro when people play rock paper scissors they use only one hand to make the gesture if I used both hands to do two differant things like on rock and one scissors and the other person did paper with one hand then that person would freaking murder me for cheating like seriously just because he had 100 hands does not mean Briares was supposed to use them
hell yeah
You would think that as the son of the sea god, Percy Jackson would be a Jimmy Buffett, fishing and margaritas on the beach, country music boy, but you would be wrong. No, he is Sally Jackson’s son through and through, that boy is a die hard swiftie, bite me.
@the-decapod shall we vote Persassy until he wins?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERSEUS JACKSON!
[credits for the picture go to @pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]
Chiron: do you have everything you need?
Percy: yes.
Chiron: Riptide?
Percy: of course
Chiron: armour?
Percy: yep
Chiron: sarcastic comeback?
Percy: always
Chiron *all choked up*: my baby’s going off to war
Percy: remember that one time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Annabeth: no Percy i said “don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.
Nico: i have issues
Percy: finally, you admitted it! Admittance is the first step towards healing—
Nico: with you.
Percy, freaking out: someone died at prom!
Leo: just don’t Panic! At The Disco.