If You Ask Me "How Much Do You Like DadSchlatt"....I Will Say "yes".

If you ask me "How much do you like DadSchlatt"....I will say "yes".

Like...Schlatt being Tubbos dad, who tries his best? Yes.

Schlatt who adopts Tommy or Fundy or both? Yes.

Him adopting Purpled? Sign me up!

Schlatt looking at Technoblade and being like "Piglin hybrid with voices in his head and some weird obsession with blood? I have to adopt them." YES, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT.

I don't take criticism. He is a dad.

Schlatt: Pros and cons of dating me. Pros. You'll be the cute one. Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Okay. I wanna do a quick rant because this still pisses me off and because I had two energy drinks.

Can be please stop calling c! Schlatt transphobic? Like...it wasnt funny at the start and it isnt getting funnier.

As much as I understood, people started to call him transphobic after the whole "I am a real man" monologue during his last minutes of life. I think people focused too much on the fact that Fundy is a trans man, rather then on...everything else.

First of all. How...would Schlatt even know that Fundy is trans? Fundy never talked to him about it. He most likely introduced himself as a man. Who he is. Schlatt definitely didn't look in his fucking pants to see if he is a biological Male or not. The only way for him to know that Fundy is biologically a female is like...if Fundy would show him his birth certificate where he would be AFAB. I doubt that he did it.

Besides. All the other time Schlatt treated Fundy as a man. He seemed to listen to him and give him more respect than Wilbur ever did. Treating him like an adult.

Personally. I think that with the whole "I am a real man" monologue....Schlatt referred more to Fundys "cowardness". That Fundy is not a "real man" in the sense of...that Fundy betrayed him. That Fundy decided to change sides in the last moment. Fundy betrayed, stepped down from "their beliefs", tried to make it back up to his father and this is the point for Schlatt. This is what makes Fundy "not a man" in his eyes.

It was never about the gender or sex. It was about the behavior.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. You can share your opinion as long as you formulate it respectfully. I am not up for an debate....this was just a rant.

Okay this is my first ask:

Have you ever finished a full story?

Haha, this is a good question. Actually I have. Mostly if those are short stories. Like, my first one about the Beeduo and Michael. (Many stories are still in process....like Cursed Limbo, which isn't even a full fanfic yet, and the whole "Family doesn't end in blood" fic, which is...a way longer fanfic and therefore will not be finished soon.

My personal headcanon is that Schlatt doesn't understand "dirty talk" and I will not take criticism for that.

Quackity: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Schlatt : The dishes.

Quackity: Wh-

Schlatt : They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.