Is It Weird That When My Mom Talked About "the Man In The Red Suit" My First Thought Was "How Does She

Is it weird that when my mom talked about "the man in the red suit" my first thought was "How does she know Auron she barely even speaks English" and not "Santa Clause?" ?

Oh my god I love this!!!

It's been a hot minute since I last watched Hellsing but. I am very tempted to write Porter and William into a Seras and Alucard kind of relationship right now.

Character A who left for years and their amnesiac soulmate Character B who forgot them while they were away.

"I love them and they loved me"

I had a dream about a new Gavin audio last night and when I woke up I considered making a post about it. But as I was typing that shit out I realized that my dream was basically just Lovely's story for Vincent's first few audios but with Freelancer and Gavin (and Lasko almost killing everyone but that's a minor detail). So I stopped writing and went back to sleep.

(I mean Damien and Huxley were there too and I'm pretty sure that after Lasko almost suffocated him they beat the shit out of the vampire dude who kidnapped Freelancer but that's pretty much one of the only real differences here)

Redacted Tumblr do you want a book recommendation? Yes. Yes you do.

Go read Wolfsong by Tj Klune yes and thank you- Especially the David x Darlin' shippers among you (you people (me included) give off the vibe that you'd like this one)!! Also Honey and Guy kinnies because you'll love the sequel (Ravensong).

Okay I'm done doing free advertising go read the gay fantasy werewolf novel I fell in love with please and thanks.

Why does my cat smell like burnt wood and incense