"I Feel Sorry For You, You White Bread Bitch" - Angel When Someone Says David's Food Is Too Spicy For

"I feel sorry for you, you white bread bitch" - Angel when someone says David's food is too spicy for them.

"And your spice cabinet consists of what? Salt, pepper, and paprika powder?" Milo when someone makes a snarky comment about how he cooks.

"If you feel like spending an ungodly amount of money for half a fish and a spoonful of sauce, then be my guest. I'm not one to judge." Darlin' when someone gives them shit for eating fast food again.

"You insufferable fuck waffle/abominable shit popsicle" Baabe whenever someone other than they or David insults Asher's questionably good cooking skills.

Okay so turns out rabies is not a thing where I live and I'll be fine for anything else because I probably have a somewhat recent tetanus vaccination

Guys my cat just bit and scratched me so I might die of rabies tonight will keep you updated

YES. THIS. I WANT MORE CREEPY SHIT TOO AND I WANT IT TO CAUSE ME PHYSICAL ANGUISH AND MAKE ME RECOIL IN A "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" KIND OF WAY WHILE ALSO FEEDING MY MORBID CURIOSITY ABOUT MESSED UP STUFF

CREEPY DOGGIES CREEPY DOGGIES AROOO I LOVE GOTHIC WEREWOLVESSSSSS I WANT MORE SPOOKY SCARY WOLVES I WANT CUNNING AND SAVAGE HUNTERS IN THE MOONLIGHT AARRGH IF THERE AREN'T ENOUGH GOTHIC WEREWOLVES I WILL MAKE MORE MYSELF GOD DAMNIT

Can I just say that while I liked Wolfsong's plot more than Ravensong's, I am so incredibly in love with the idea of a guy slowly going insane without any way to stop it while also being 100% aware that that's happening.

"I don't even have a TikTok- I have a Tumblr account! It's 2023 and I have a blog on Tumblr this is crazy" Me, in therapy today.

When you don't want to chew your gum anymore and can't find a trashcan Darlin' is the type to look you dead in the eyes and demand that you give your gum to them. They then proceed to chew on that shit for ten more minutes before swallowing it.

Asher can't even make inappropriate jokes about this with how dead inside they look every single time they do this.