Why Is The Image Of Vincent Solaire Sensually Eating An Orange While Sam Disapprovingly/disappointedly

Why is the image of Vincent Solaire sensually eating an orange while Sam disapprovingly/disappointedly shakes his head at him in my head right now?

i know i've kissed you before but i didn't do it right- can i try again, and again, and again

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I'm sick so with nothing better to do I've been reading (and barely comprehending) Escaped Audio's guide to script writing even though (and you might not believe this next part) I do not write scripts. I don't think I'm even halfway through but by god did I need someone to tell me to shut the fuck up about everyone's (and everything's) backstory and to quit dumping all my lore onto the reader. Like yea I love my silly little worldbuilding as much as the next fantasy writer but I finally get why my friends always leave me when I start yapping about my WIPs. This is also a great way to cut down my word count because [insert character from an original project nobody knows or cares about] needs to stop talking about his mom and start having a personality otherwise he's gonna be the next Bella.

I am but a little guy with a craving for döner kebab

crying at the fact that dear is a PROFESSOR and DOESNT KNOW IF DEMONS CAN EAT????