anexistingexistence

A living, breathing existential crisis

They / It // This originally was just a fandom blog, but now you have to deal with my bullshit. // Assume me to be dead if I don't post for a day, thanks.

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The Two Versions Of Bright Eyes:

The two versions of Bright Eyes:

1) Post-turning Bright Eyes - Possibly depressed, possibly overjoyed at the idea of being a dead person, definitely a chaotic neutral entity who uses magic to make their irises shine like flashlights.

2) Bright Eye - They got into a fight with Fred. Their left eye is gone because Fred jammed something into their eyesocket during that fight and they couldn't get the thing out in time so their vampire healing healed all the areas around the wound but the eye will never recover. They're just Bright Eye now.

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anexistingexistence

11 months ago

I think I just realized something

Guys does anyone want the he/she of my he/she/they pronouns? I just found out that I can't afford their rent in my head anymore and I have to evict them.

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gonna change the pronouns in my bio and here i was thinking i had it all figured out GOD DAMN IT an existing post nonbinary non bianry transgender Queer lgbtq they/it

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anexistingexistence

10 months ago

twenty years and a divorce later, being a bestselling author isn't what it's cracked up to be.

(In which Guy and Honey got divorced in their 40s because Guy being finally successful brought its own handful of problems. Guy isn't a good person in this AU.)

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don't mind me just sticking my straw into this and slurping up alllll of this ITS DELICIOUS. it's making me think thoughts yes I love! redacted audio redacted asmr redacted guy not my art

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anexistingexistence

11 months ago

So uh bad news I've run out of Redacted posts

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redacted audio redacted asmr an existing post what will become of this blog now who even wants to hear about my writing

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anexistingexistence

10 months ago

This Is Die Katze And My Plushie Marshmallow. I Can't Tell If Die Katze Likes Marshmallow Or Not.

This is Die Katze and my plushie Marshmallow. I can't tell if Die Katze likes Marshmallow or not.

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an existing post cat cats cute cats

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anexistingexistence

11 months ago

Woke up in the middle of the night last night and wrote this on a sticky note before passing out again

"I have no gender. Am pretty fuckless" is a direct quote from the comic I dreamt of.

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how does this keep happening redacted audio redacted asmr redacted darlin redacted sam this is the handwriting of a crazy person the fact that i managed to grab the red pen somehow is symbolic for something i'm sure (this looks like blood) (it's symbolic in the way that this looks as if a dying man wrote his oracular vision on the walls of his prison cell in his own blood) also this has been in my drafts for months now and i'm starting to think i need to clarify that “sub” in this scenario means “substitute” another character (i forgot who) was substituted for sam in this (it was probably milo)

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