How Does This Keep Happening - Tumblr Posts
why did my short & fluffy hurt/comfort pynch fic appear in the tags when it was a video post, but not now that i’ve reformatted it as a text post: an essay seeking a conclusion by me
if i had two nickels for every time i’ve had to evacuate a class due to an overwhelming smell i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
HEY GUYS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT A THIRD NICKEL
if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally made a plan to go to six flags at the same exact time an ongoing minecraft smp mainly written by apo and owen that I was obsessed with had a pre-announced big lore/event that apokuna specifically was involved with, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but last time this happened it was february 19th
Woke up in the middle of the night last night and wrote this on a sticky note before passing out again
"I have no gender. Am pretty fuckless" is a direct quote from the comic I dreamt of.
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
Someone please tell me why I only just realized JLH played in Garfield the movie….freakin GARFIELD!!! An iconic movie I haven’t seen in years, clearly, but watched all throughout my childhood.
How the hell does she keep managing to sneak up on me from my childhood?!? I’m telling you guys I loved her before I knew who she was.
-About Me-
20 || They/Them
Hi! For all intents and purposes, I’m just a silly lil guy. I’m also chronically eepy! This, along with my obsession with space, physics, math, latin, and my two beloved puppers basically sums up my entire personality.
I’m not above a silly pun, some word play, or a good shitpost so just be prepared hehe (:
"but what if they start to like me, it takes time" don't. don't take that road. take it and you won't come back sane and happy, believe me
wholeheartedly believe in the absence of a god, i spilled my small desk potted plant 3 timeds