Mc: Im Having A Great Day! :)

mc: im having a great day! :)

mc, who walks in on mammon making out with goldie [the fucking credit card]:

mc: when is it my turn to be happy.

mammon: i would only make a pact with someone special to me, and even then only to one person for my entire life. pacts are a big deal and i wouldn’t want to make such a big choice so half heartedly.

also mammon: PLS PLS PLS GIVE MY CREDIT CARD BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLS MY GOLDIE YOU WANT A PACT SURE JUS GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME ☹️☹️☹️🙏🙏😦

mammon: MC is alr ig? they’re pretty okay for a human but they’re still human ://

also mammon: *gets a text from MC*

(is giggling, kicking his feet, twirling his hair, singing disney love songs, smiling uncontrollably, rolling around, shaking uncontrollably, foaming at the mouth etc)

the brothers: mammon is a scumbag

MC: kys lol don’t talk about my meow meow like that

the brothers: ??? excuse me????

MC: i said what i said.

MC: he’s my meow meow 🥺

Mammon: MC!!!!1!1!! 🥺🥺

the brothers, who did not want to hear that:

Satan, who especially did not want to hear the words meow meow and mammon in the same sentence:

Don’t even email me if you aren’t Archive of Our Own

people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real