I Eat Mc Pulling One Of Levi/stan Saying He This Moment Had Reminded Me Of A Scene From A Book She Read

I eat mc pulling one of Levi/stan saying he this moment had reminded me of a scene from a book she read in her youth adding an onomatopoeia of cute laughter. if you asked me I would say that the scene was where the protagonist met his best friend and future wife. -insert brother going crazy because of it and Dia doing DokiDoki.

Me: *secretly uploading* no, Lucy

Anjels reading this story…. Anjels : ok google show me pictures of Diavolo as DILF… Anjels: see steamy fanarts of shirtless and bearded Dilf diavolo Oh My Dia 😶😳

Forgetting to log out

Summary: Don't forget to log out your google account, especially if your using your boyfriend's work computer.

Warning: Mild mention of sex.

This is a crack fic for fun :P

Tia forgets to log out her "Google" account on Lucifer's computer in his study. Now Lucifer is seeing through Tia's search history.

At that moment Asmo barge in the study with Mammon right behind him.

"Lucifer! Mammon sold my limited edition make-up-"

"I ain't done nothing!"

"You two. OUT!" Lucifer glare at the two, but his face is flustered.

"What are you doing, big brother~"

"Asmodeus. I'm warning you!" Lucifer was distracted enough that he didn't notice Mammon manage to sneak behind him and see what's in his computer. Now he got all flustered.

"Why are their hot older men in your computer Lucifer!!!" Mammon scream, which peck Asmo's curiosity. He quickly rush to over to his brothers and see what's in the computer.

"Oh~ Lucifer I never though of you as-"

"This isn't mine! Tia use my computer and seem to forget to log out her account. And when I try to search something, all her previous searches pop up"

"Wait! She search a filter website..." Mammon quickly grab the mouse and click on site. It a site where you take a picture of a man and they filter it to make them older. "I have a feeling that she use it with our pics!"

"Oh! Let me try with my pic!!" Asmo push Mammon out of the way and quickly take one of his photo in devilgram and insert it to the filter. After a couple of seconds the filter pic came out. "Oh~ I know that I won't get that old. But I do look gorgeous with a beard"

"Hey! Let's try to do this with the others and send them in the group chat!" Mammon suggest, Lucifer was about argue but Asmo quickly did it and immediately share it to the wrong group chat where Tia is part of the group. Asmo didn't notice it and quickly let go of the computer. suddenly all their phone ping with notification from the other brothers. Even hearing Levi shirking from his room.

"I hope you're proud of this!"

"What the hell was all this DILF version of yourselves are doing in the group chat!!" All three whip their head towards the door of the study where Tia is standing with a piss of expression as she clench on her phone in her hand. "Levi is having a mental breakdown in his room right now!"

"Care to explain this search history, love?"

"It normal! with a couple NSFW fic from my show!"

"Yes, but with this "DILF" filter site you been using" Both Mammon and Asmo hold their laughter at Lucifer saying DILF with a straight face.

Tia was shock before her lips turn into a grin. "Look just because you and your brothers are thousand of years old, that doesn't mean you can satisfy my thirst for hot 30 to 40 year old men."

"Be honest my mouse, you were just curious what I look like with a beard?"

"You got me!" She drop the grin and cheerful smile at Lucifer, she can admit when she got caught lying about something harmless. "I forget to log out again..."

"Again?" Mammon question.

"What? You guys aren't the only who saw my search history. Oscar was horrified that he even perform an exorcism when he saw it last year" Tia shrug it off, before walk down the stair and towards the three demons ignoring the watchful eye of said demons as she nonchalantly lean to the computer and logout her account before turning her head to Lucifer. "I'm not mad you look through my search history especially I have multiple account for specific reason this one if for my self-indulge things"

"Oh~ I though you were doing something naughty" Asmo fake pouts.

"I'm still vanilla Asmo! There are still things scares me." She slowly leans into Lucifer's ears. "Though, I'm not appose to a bit spice"

She leans away, when Lucifer grab her wrist. "Are you by any chance... in a mood?"

"Not after what you and your brothers did! Now I have to go and calm Levi down!" She slowly pry Lucifer's hand off her wrist. And leave the room with a skip and close the door behind her.

Both Mammon and Asmo sense a menacing aura coming off Lucifer. The two quickly back themselves to one of the corner of the room and cower as they hold each other.

"Maaammooon. Asmmooo!"

Note: I made a similar to this fic, but wasn't to happy how it turns out so I redo it and made this with Tia and Lucifer already in a relationship.

And I wanted to do a silly joke of my MC doing a picture filter with the brothers and how they look like if they were looking around 30's or 40's XD

If there’s grammar or spelling error, please let me know and don’t be shy to leave a comment or rebloging with cute tags. I just love to see you guys thoughts on this :3

I just had an idea for story- Riddles mom come for like a PTA Meeting or family day and despises Crowley and worries for her precious little boy’s future if continues to be headmaster and for the plot just has Crowley arrested or removed as headmaster and replaces him.

She’s like Umbrige level of bad. She is in every class that Riddles in. Riddle is internally praying that this is just a bad dream. Trey is getting grey hairs. Confiscated Caiter’s phone. Probably installs alarms that makes a noise only cats can hear in the botanical garden so Leon can’t nap in there.

Like I’m just picturing an alchemy class where Adeuce and Grimm mess up a potion or cause an accident and it’s just … Bad.

Drags deuces mother, saying she can’t wait to meet her so she see what a laizy and horrible parent she is if her son can’t do basic spells and potions. After all Riddle master this when he was still in elementary school. Deuce is trying not to get mad, but when asks what his father would thinks and he mentions it’s just them Mama rosehearts would make a snide remark about how his mother being loose would explain her sons many short comings.

Ace might fight back- bad idea. “Do you think the real world be any different ? Who would ever hire a slob like you? I wonder where your parents went wrong if your brother was a model student.”

Then she turns to us, “I understand the previous headmasters decision to enroll you. Even with out magic you do manage to keep up better then your moronic friends. “ but she smiles at Yuu as says “control the beast or I’ll make sure that it won’t be a problem. If you can’t take care of something then you don’t deserve to have it.” Basicly says keep Grim under control or she’s sending him to shelter.

Big show down between Mama Rosehearts and Lilia. Calls him a horrible father and down right neglectful because of silvers narcolepsy. Idk came to but I’m curious what you think?

I love this concept. But also fuck this bitch.

Yuu tries to argue with her. "I don't have, Grim. He's a person and student just like everyone else!"

"That thing," the woman said glaring, "Is a mongrel. The only reason I'll allow it here is because it's admission is tied with yours and technically has not earned expulsion. Now I suggest you do as you're told and don't give me a reason to expel you both."

Despite the previous deal with Crowley, she won't make any agreement with Azul and forces him to shut down Mostro Lounge. She made a policy so Sam would stop selling certain items in his shop. She micro manages everything to the point where the Housewardens have no power over their dorms.

Pretty much everyone who is not Riddles friend takes it out on him. Everyone avoids him. He can't even rely on Trey or Cater anymore, because his mother kept them separate at all times. She even moved him out of the dorm and made him live with her in the headmages quarters.

Yuu is stuck. They're a ward of the school,and with Crowley gone, Ms. Rosehearts is technically their guardian now. If they outright fight back, she may just turn over them over to the system and Yuu can kiss any chance of going home goodbye.

However, she mostly only cares about Riddle. So late at night, everyone sneaks out of their dorms to hold secret meetings late at night at Ramshackle and discuss what to do. Everyone debates on the matter. Maybe they can get all the families like the Asims or Kingscholars to push for her removal. Maybe get Idia to dig up dirt and have her fired. Regardless of how, the Wicked Witch must go.

Introducing: Klaus! The Original Hybrid Witcher.

Crossover: The Witcher/The Originals

This fanart inspired by the idea that Klaus was abandoned as a child, because Mikael discovered Esther's betrayal and tried to kill him but the boy was sucked into the Witcher universe in a second, but smaller, orb convention.

The boy was found by a young Gerald and taken to the school of wolves, period before the fall, because of his dormant heritage he was one of the few to survive the mutagens and the fall of Kaer Morhen.

Because of his (witch and werewolf) heritage, Klaus is considered the strongest of the Witchers.

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assorted colored jade doodles for the soul