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Hc For Jason+Bruce Because I Just Thought This Was Funny: Jason Used To (still Does) Read Bruce Bedtime

Hc for Jason+Bruce because I just thought this was funny: Jason used to (still does) read Bruce bedtime stories.

Jason was a little nerd boy that didn’t have any close friends. He was the type of kid to do homework with a large grin. Saying this brings up the topic of his books.

Jason first comes to Bruce and simply just says, “Bedtime story?” Now Bruce was obviously a little surprised but agreed to it. Jason was still a kid, he might just find comfort in being read to.

He definitely did not expect to be in bed while this Crime Alley boy read to him while also ranting about how bullshit the movie was because it strained so far from the book.

And of course, Bruce is just lying there like “Well whatever makes him happy.” You can’t blame him either, imagine a mini thug kid reading you a bedtime story without stumbling on words, changing voices for each character, and confidently yapping.

Little does Bruce know that Jason did this because it was what he used to do with his mom while she was sick or recovering from an overdose.

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