Clark: Part Of The Bruce Wayne Allure Is Number One, Hes Very Attractive. But Number Two, He's Got This

Clark: Part of the Bruce Wayne allure is number one, he’s very attractive. But number two, he's got this mystique he's mysterious—he doesn't look you in the eyes when he talks to you, he ignores you-

Diana: That's not mystique that's autism. Its a symptom.

Clark: …

Diana: …

Clark: Okay, that's true… but its HOTISM.

I unfortunately loved this suit. WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE STAYED LIKE THIS?!?!?

Ya’ll remember that one ep of BTAS (where I am its Season 2 ep 7: Night of the Ninja) where Alfred and Dick were talking about how Bruce might be to scared to fight Kyodai and then the whole time Bruce was just standing in the doorway like “keep talking shit 🧍‍♂️”?

Well I imagine that was definitely NOT the first time it happened.

Alfred: It broke my heart drugging Master Bruce’s coffee every night with sleeping pills.

Dick+Alfred: *Gasps when they see Bruce standing in the doorway*

Bruce: ….

Alfred: ….

Bruce: ….WHAT.

Alfred: N-Now, Master Bruce, I know it sounds bad—

Injustice couldn't have been avoided, because Batman fans live to shit on Superman and noone can stop them from doong so

Superman hate will never be tolerated here, TRUST.

I love Duke so much because he’s either the only enjoyable person in the story or he’s totally crashing out.

I want everyone to just remember that Tim is SO batshit for just doing this, he stalks dick all the way to the circus because Batman is literally having the worst time ever.

and then:

he SOLVES A MURDER

he GETS A FUCKING TICKET TO WHO KNOWS WHERE, CONFUSES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF DICK

DRIVES ALL THE WAY TO GOTHAM WITH DICK

SHOWS UP AT THEIR HOUSE AND STARTS GOING ON ABOUT ART AND ARTEFACTS

THEN SAYS EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO THEY CANT SEND HIM HOME TO HIS PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT IF THE COUNTRY AND HE LIVES AT A BOURDING SCHOOL

ALL THE WHILE BRUCE AND ALFRED ARE JUST SO CAUGHT OFF GAURD.

he is SO FUN, oh my goodness.