How Their Female Version Would Be Like Ft. Seijoh & Fukurodani & Nekoma

How their female version would be like Ft. Seijoh & Fukurodani & Nekoma

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Iwaizime,Oikawa,Bokuto,Akaashi,Kenma,Kuroo X Gn!reader Genre:Fluff,Smut,Crack Format:Headcanons Warnings:Nsfw content,kinda suggestive,mentions of women's private part,mentions of scissoring, dom/switch/bottom characters Word Count:1.3K A/n: I don't know why im doing this but I am so don't forget to like this shit 🙂 used she/her pronouns for the characters,not proofread,English isn't my main language so spare me if theres any mistakes in the text below

Part one with Karasuno

↬Kenma

-Loooooneeeer lmao

-shes like the shy girl whos always distance from everyone (except for her bff,Kuroo)

-shes actually a really cute girl <: has the same hair style as her male version, except that now she has cute bee/kitty hair clipses on -

-shes not eye catching,tbh.always trying to avoid everyones attention and drowns herself in her videogames

-boys recognize her as "the cute,shy girl whos always running away from having conversations"

-and they have a point lmao (remember when Kageyama started asking random questions from Ken?like that)

-I think she'll be around 162 cm tall

-lmao I just cant picture her in bed

-ok but im telling you she wont suck your dick (if you have one lol)

-she just seems like the kinda type who would turn your request down.she doesn't like doing it

-shes quiet in bed🥺just lets out quiet whimpers and silent moans

-am I the only person who thinks she has the tightest,prettiest pussy ever? 🚶🏻‍♀️

-she'll be frustrated if you eat her out

-her expression is soooooo wholesome T^T

-will be blushing like heck while desperately pushing your head down to her pretty little pussy

-she might not show it,but she likes your company.a lot.specially if you play her favorite games with her

-her head on your shoulder,her tongue out of her mouth due to overfocusing, playing like her life depends on it with a serious face. you were so attracted to her at her cute expression that you didn't even pay attention to the game and lost after 20 seconds

-she excitedly turned her face to your direction,and met with your thirsty lips that were craving for the taste of her

-after a few seconds of shock,she closed her eyes,arms rapping around your neck as she lied on the bed under her

-it was supposed to be a "gaming night",but turned out to be something more <3

↬Kuroo

-this bitch lmao

-cocky brat

-gives me switch/dom vibes :D

-always talks back at you,and lets be honest,nothing turns you on more than that

-shes 168 cm tall,maybe?

-has short hair,reaches under her shoulders while a bit of it covers her right eye

-which leads you to gently push them behind her ear to see that mfucking gorgeous face of hers 😤

-shes actually nice.might be cocky,might be a hard ass,but shes nice

-youre stubborn too ofc,but the minute she smiles at you then gives you a quick peck on the lips youre on your knees for her

-everybody knows hes yours.she made it clear herself,and youre greatfull for that

-likes to play with your hair :) your head on her lap while watching some romantic movie as you sense her fingers digging into your hair,gently caressing it T^T

-Yaku is her best friend after Kenma.sure,they argue a lot and compete with each other on everything,but that weirdly led into a strong friendship that was unnoticed by so many people,especially themselves

-rough sex in the shower

-omg help

-hardcore scissoring sessions? check✅

-if you have pussy tho lmao

↬Iwaizumi

-lmao idk

-shes a tough one bitches ok?

-but she has a soft spot for people she cares about,and youre definitely one of them so don't worry :D

-SHORT OR MEDIUM SIZED HAIR.MESSY,DARK BROWN HAIR

-shes so fucking slim.like everybodys dreaming to hook up with her,but they already know what the answer is

-a big NO

-why the fuck would she even let people near her when she has you?

-doesn't hit Oikawa that much anymore.only aims the back of her head and smacks her XD (yup Oiks is a girl too)

-"Focus,shittykawa;or im sending all of your lame pics to your s/o" "so mean to me,Iwa-chan!!!what did I ever do to ya?"

-her height is about 164 cm

-likes to be the big spoon,but sometimes she needs to receive affection the way she deserves ok?

-staring at each others eyes while being intimate? check✅

-youre literally one of the only people shes able to keep her guard down around them

-looks pissed all the time and is kinda scary,but shes actually a sweetheart <3

-burries her face in the crook of your neck when being the big spoon,kissing your sensitive neck while telling you how much you mean to her :)

↬Oikawa

-its shittykawas turn now XD

-popular

-POPULAR

-POPULARRRRRRRRR

-Its really annoying tbh.like shes your girl,but everyone still tries to play dumb,deny that fact and hit on her

-which is why you asked Iwaizumi to teach you how to fight,just in case that things (your jealousy) gets outta hand

-shes a bottom :>

-a naughty one hehe

-has long hair,like…it reaches her hips,and its always down

-you love her hair.love to bruch it for her when shes being lazy in the morning,or smell the strawberry-scented shampoo on it while cuddling at night

-her heights around…166 cm?

-has so many exes,and since theyre attending the same school/university as you,youre always running to them while hanging out with her in the yard

-sooooooooo annoying

-loves to receive gifts from you.sure,she always gets stuff from her fans,but with you…its different

-is a pro in bed,and has definitely lost her virginity before you

-being her s/o is really challenging,but its worth it,cuase you get to date the most amazing,sweetest girl in the world

↬Bokuto

-clingyyyyyyyy

-in a really cute way

-like god shes like literally the cutest creature in the whole fucking world

-loves hugs.loves kisses.loves any type of affection I FUCKING MEAN IT

-attacks you with hugs.like,your walking in the hallway and suddenly shes running toward you,jumping on you as you unconsciously wrap your arms around her,preventing her to fall

-"hiiiiiiiiiii babyyyyyyyyyy I missed youuuuuu *mwah!"

-her hair is long,and is always braided into pigtails shape (most of the time by you :>)

-she wont go away if you do not give her morning kisses

-always clinging onto your lap,hiding in your embrace as she places her head onto your chest T^T

-ADORABLE

-shes hot and cute the same time.the type of girl who doesn't really tries to be attractive,but naturally is and has no idea about it

-her height is around 166

-istg your days wont go without her showering you into kisses

-theres no way shell break up with you

-puts you above everything and everyone.youre her first priority

-shes a bottom 🥺 a loud kind of one

-her nonestop compliments has made you develop a praise kink

-likes to wear your clothes and act cute around you <3

-if you don't eat her up I will *-*

↬Akaashi

-please marry her.you will not find anybody better than her I am telling you

-Sooooo mature

-Sooooo nice

-Sooooo sweet

-Sooooo responsible

-Sooooo understanding

-always looks out for you.youre having trouble with something? just leave it to the strong hands of this girl

-shes a giver in bed,and a switch

-shes the "lets bare the pressure together.were gonna get through this.i got you" type of girl :)

-her hair is a bit-just a bit-shorter than Bokutos,and her height is around 164 cm

-this girl is GORGEOUS.have you seen her eyes? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? that damn,ocean eyes,or as Selena Gomez says "swimming,in your eyes in your eyes in your eyes Egyptian blue,something ive never had without you"

-the most delicious neck belongs to this neck.she smells like a fucking banquet of roses, making you lose your mind and go crazy over that white,fine looking neck of hers

-her styles are unique.theyre not fancy,very simple honestly; but somehow she becomes stunning when she wears them.she knows how to match things up

-speaking of matching things,you have matching rings ;)

-which was bought from you.a pair of silver-colored rings,that would look breath taking on her long,pale fingers T^T

-marry her or im stealing her from you istg

reblogs are sooooooo much eppreciated :)

Main Masterlist!

◆Bungou Stray Dogs | One & Two

◆Haikyuu

◆The Case Study Of Vanitas

◆Jujutsu Kaisen

◆Death Note

◆Blue Lock

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please check my first post ,read the rules then request a prompt with the character you want! :D

you can see my works based on this event at the end of this post

i only write for Haikyuu and Bungou Stray Dogs,and not for all of the characters (wont write for new characters from the manga,except for Sigma-BSD) :<

if youre request is from Haikyuu i will marry you lmao

dont request too much NSFW theyre haaaaaard :(

don't forget to mention readers gender or i will ignore your request

ill try my best to make em short,but don't count on it lol

im still stuck with my finals and it'll definitely take me a long time to write all of them,so please be patient <3

◆prompts◆

↬NSFW

-"girl,i took your flower!"

-"fuck the reservation! why would I want food when I can have you?"

-"I ripped your close off in my dream last night…"

-"I wonder how your hands would feel like,wrapped around my cock?"

-"can I peg you?"

-"its getting hot in here,i think we shout take our clothes off"

-"smile baby,were on camera"

-"im going to fuck you until youre screaming my name"

-"more baby,i want more"

-"whos your daddy now?" (readers becomes the dom for the first time)

↬SFW/Fluff/Crack

-"babe,i think you should change your last name to mine"

-"I didn't expect the kiss to taste like dried fish…" (when they accidentaly kiss your pet)

-"I hugged them today! im not going to take a shower"

-"have you ever dreamed about me?"

-"can you just shut up and kiss me already?"

-"im gonna cut your dick off when I get outta here!" (when youre giving birth to his child lmao)

-"wanna make out?" (meeting them for the first time)

-when they find you in their clothes,trying to imitate them

-"im not going to let you go,not yet"

-kissing them in the middle of an argument

-"this is your daddy,so if he ever tells you that he was cool back then,you can see that hes lying" when you take a recording of them before your baby is born.

↬Angst

-"I told you to knock first!"

-"I never said that I loved you"

-"How long have you been standing there..?"

-"I hate how my house still smells like you."

-"I see that you moved on"

-"I wish you were here right now…"

-"what are you talking about? y/n died years ago"

-"Ive never told this to anyone befor,but I don't have much time left"

-"I was supposed to be him…" (when they see you with someone else…)

-"youre such a fucking liar! you told me you would stay with me forever!" (when they visit your grave for the first time…)

Event MasterList!

⇝Prompt 6 (SFW) with Dazai

⇝Prompt 10 (SFW) with Chuuya & Kunikida

⇝Prompt 8 (SFW) with Vanitas & Atsushi

⇝Prompt 7 (SFW) with Atsushi

⇝Prompt 3 (Angst) with Atsushi

You really are a bitch,you know that?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy

Format:One Shot

Warnings:Cursing

A/n: ok ok you know that ive only done requests since i first started posting on tumblr,but i needed to do this for myself! i mean bruh i really wanted to do it if it was possible LOL

anyway the reader is not part of the mafia,but shes Gins bestfriend and she has a huge crush on Akutagawa,and Gin is aware of that.(Akutagawa hasnt met the reader,but the reader has seen him for several times and shes obsessed with him lol)

Gin has told the reader that theres a girl in the mafia that has a crush on his brother too,and then she showed her Higuchis picture,and that how the reader knows her.

so once that the reader comes to Gins house (Akutagawas not there) Gin tells her that Higuchis is comming to give her some kinda envelope crao from work.so when the doorbell rings,the reader gets an evil idea to annoy Higuchi.

ok here we go...

"omg i just wanna marry him! isnt he just perfect? ＞︿ <

"Ugh shut up!just stop fucking fangirling over my brother,you idiot" Gin sighed and throw her pillow a you.you were driving her crazy with your huge,stupid crush on her brother.it was even worst than Higuchi!

Honestly,it was weird to her how her brother was so attractive to her female friends!

y/n pretended to wipe her tears of joy while she was holding Akutagawas picture. "just look at him already! god i cant believe you get to see him 24/7! being able to see this beautiful,amazing creature all day long...just,god!"

"ok first of all i dont get to see my brother 24/7 ! were both stuck with work! and second of all,im his sister for gods sake! he seems normal to me"

"what! so whenever you see him you dont want to just rip his damn coat off and ask him to fuck the shit out of you? "

"omg what he fuck!? hes my brother you dumbass! thats so fucking gross!" Gin wanted to hit her friend with anoher pillow again,but the sound of her ringtone didnt let her to. taking a glance at her phone, she grabbed it and looked at y/n with an confused look. "its Higuchi"

"that bitch! what does she want?"

"ill tell you when i answer her call"

"put it on the speaker mode!"

Gin waited for a few seconds,then she answered her colleagues phone call while looking at y/n's concentrated,pissed reaction as she heard Higuchis voice.

"Hi Gin! how are you?"

Gin mumbled and smiled "im fine i guess,how are you?"

then she nearly screamed,cause y/n was pinching her.

Higuchis voice sounded kinda shocked. "what happended? are you ok Gin?"

"i-im fine! my stupid dog just bit me!" Gin said,while slowly punching y/n with an irritated face.

"you have a dog?"

"what do you want Higuchi? im kinda in a rush"

"ok ok.um,boss told to delivere you an envelope that contains details about your next mission...?"

"oh the envelope! yes i was expecting it! im at home right now,lemme send you the address"

"omg Akutagawa senpais addre- i mean,yes,thank you" Higuchi said,before hanging up and leaving the two girls alone.

y/n got off the bed and started shouting at Gin with an angry look in her face. "what is wrong with you? you wanna give him the address so shell come here too see Ryuunosuke whenever she feels like it?"

"excuse me but im not gonna let your stupid fantasies interrupt my work.also,dont worry!my brothers not easy at all"

"what fantasies? and what of she seduces-" suddenly she stopped talking,because she just had the most amazing idea. based on what she heard from Gin,Higuchi wouldnt tell anything about it to Akutagawa,so it was gonna be awesome!

looking back at her friend, y/n strated talking while trying to hide her devilish smile,but Gin was able to see it. "you know what? send her the address and tell her to come here quickly"

"whats on your mind,you crazy weirdo? i dont like the look on your face."

"just do what im telling you to,and everything will be fine"

Gin wasnt really positive about it,but since it was for her work she couldnt really do anything.She sighed and started texting Higuchi the address as she took a glance at her friend and her happy reaction.

"just god help us"

***

the two girls were talking when the doorbell rang.

"i got it! i got it! " y/n almost flied at the door,and before she open it,she started taking her clothes off.

"hey! what are y-" "shhhh! dont let her know youre here" y/n said,while covering her body with a white blanket.she then took a deep breath, and opened the door.

"hiiiii Gin i-"

Higuchi immediatelly froze.seeing an strange,naked girl in her senpais house...could it be that...?

"um,hi,is Gin here?"

"hi.Gin left a while ago.just Ryuu and i are here" y/n said as she smiled at the blonde girls shocked reaction. "do you have something to do with my sister in law?"

"well i-...w-what?sister...in law?..."

"hehe..not officially...but kinda.Ryuu and i dont want others to know yet,but since you seem kinda close to Gin,i dont think its neccesary to keep it from you"

"Ryuu?...Akutagawa senpai?! youre..."

"his wife-to be" y/n just couldnt stop smiling.it was fun!really fun!

"but- how- when- what?how can it be-" "so you wanna delivere her this envelope,right? ill give it to her! i kinda have to go,cause as it looks,Ryuunosuke and i are in the middle of something,you know...hehe. thank you for stopping by!" y/n said,before snapping the envelope out of Higuchis hands,closing the door on her shocked face.

Gin on the otherhand,was even more shocked than Higuchi.she closed her mouth (which was open wide from surprise) and came toward her friend. "you really are a bitch,you know that?"

the young girl gave Gin a smile which was huge because of the victory she had just earned,and held the blanket tightly.

"i know,but im also gonna be Mrs. Akutagawa"

ok ok imagine that it was Akutagawa behind the door instead of Higuchi.he'll be like, bruh what the fuck? and you'll be like, i swear im not a lesbian lmao XDDDD

anyway i know it sucks,but still hope you like it :)

-Ash

How would BSD men lick Pussy :D

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa , Atsushi , Dazai , Chuuya X fem!reader

Genre:Kinda Smut

Format:Head Canon

Warnings:NSFW! Content

A/n: needed some dirty Content on my blog and there was no dirty request,so yeah

Osamu Dazai

Bruh!

he has plenty of experience so hes extra good at it

his wild tongue will have your legs shaking for days

you wont be able to walk after that LMAO

youre definitely gonna scream out hes name,while pushing hes head down to your pussy

your loudest moans come out when he starts sucking your clit,while moving his head to right and left

after you squirt all over his face,youll pass out

Chuuya Nakahara

Lmao this ones hard

i think that Chuuya is a virgin,so he might not be really good at it for the first time

but after a few times,

oh god

this guys is a fast learner.the previous time he was licking for you he found out where to focus,where to suck,where to lick, etc etc

so yeah he'll be good.extra good

he'll ask you to sit on his face hehe

boy wants you to feel good.he wants to see you pass out from pleasure

just relax and let your hot ginger take care of you

Atsushi Nakajima

noooooo

I just cant picture this innocent baby doing that LOL

omg I feel bad for him LMAO

ok

um

hehe I don't know

omg hes so innocent I just cant T^T

I don't think hes that good at it

but he'll definitely do it if you ask him to

I think he'll blush while doing it LOL poor boy

just running around hes tongue down there

it will be mostly ticklish LMAO

hes so innocent,so youll just have to fake it XDDDD

just tell him where to focus,and he'll learn

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

Ahhh

Yamete Kudasai XDDDDD

lmao

I don't think he'll do it constantly

just like on special occasion

bruh imagine this

you were wearing a tight dress and other guys couldn't take their eyes off your body

and it made him really pissed

so when you come home he starts giving you a hard time till he makes you angry

"why the heck did you have to wear that shit in front of those bastards?"

"i wear what i wanna wear! its none of your business! its not like you own me or something!"

Oops!

"oh,really? then let me show you who you belong to"

so he'll throw you on the bed,rip your dress off and goes for your pussy

its not against your will ok? you were kinda horny so yeah

hes gonna make you cry from pleasure

after 3 minutes youre screaming his name

tongue fucking,fingering while licking for you

oh god just kill me this is so fucking hot

he suddenly stops licking and just starts fingering you

"who do you belong to?"

youre dying from pleasure,but to bratty to tell him what he wants to hear

"N-No one"

he suddenly goes for your clit and sucks it so hard that you scream the loudest moan you cant

"A-Ahhh fuck fuck f-fuck im s-sorry! you daddy! i-i belong to y-you! fuck just make m-me c-cum already Oh my god just like that ah!"

thats the first time you call him daddy,and he likes it hehe

so when you finally cum,you just relax,close your eyes thinking its finally over,when he starts rubbing your pussy as fast as he can

"omg Ryuunosuke s-stop it h-hurtssss ahhhh ahhh ahhhh"

this time you squirt

your cum will be literally flying in the air LOL

Intense orgasm

you cannot move anymore

he'll just hug your body and give you a small forhead kiss

you whispering "im sorry" is the last thing he'll hear from you before you pass out

did i make Akutagawas part too cheesy? LMAO its fine.youre welcome Akutagawa stans! (and myself ofc hehe)

anyway hope you guys like this,

-Ash

Can I request Dazai with a female reader who’s ability is like Fushiguro’s from Jujutsu Kaisen please? And probably how some ADA members would react too

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: Dazai requests are always so fun to do! XD

◆ok ok hear me out

◆Dazai is afraid of dogs,and you own two dogs :D

◆and not just any dogs.two big,strong,wild,extraordinary dogs

◆whenever Dazai teased you,youll have your dogs follow him lmao XD

◆he'll be running and screaming (Dazai runs like girls if you havent noticed LOL) and the dogs will be following him all the wat around XDDD

◆bruh letting Dazai taste a little bit of his own medicine is sooo fun XD

◆Kunikida will be like: "Good job, y/n! i totally support you" XDDD

◆Atsushi wants to help Dazai,but hes scared of you getting angry lol

◆Yosano and Ranpo will just sit there and watch Dazai like its some kinda show lmao

◆Kenji loves animals.he loves you and your ability.hes kinda your fan

◆you know whats funny? that the dogs are just your ability! so they'll disappear the second they touch Dazai

◆Dazai is aware of that,but hes still afraid XDDD

◆you also own an eagle,which is really fun among the ADA members

◆Ranpo always asks you to fly him with the eagle,and that makes Dazai really jealous

◆he wants to fly with the eagle too,but he cant because of his ability :(

◆poor boy LOL

◆you also own a big snake hehe,which is really usefull on the battlefield,and also when you wanna scare people

◆and by people i mean mostly Atsushi XD

◆ok its a great ability.its so powerfull and also you can have fun with

◆But dont annoy Dazai with it too much,i feel bad for him lmao

nothing to say anymore,

-Ash