How Their Female Version Would Be Like Ft. Seijoh & Fukurodani & Nekoma

How their female version would be like Ft. Seijoh & Fukurodani & Nekoma

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Iwaizime,Oikawa,Bokuto,Akaashi,Kenma,Kuroo X Gn!reader Genre:Fluff,Smut,Crack Format:Headcanons Warnings:Nsfw content,kinda suggestive,mentions of women's private part,mentions of scissoring, dom/switch/bottom characters Word Count:1.3K A/n: I don't know why im doing this but I am so don't forget to like this shit 🙂 used she/her pronouns for the characters,not proofread,English isn't my main language so spare me if theres any mistakes in the text below

Part one with Karasuno

↬Kenma

-Loooooneeeer lmao

-shes like the shy girl whos always distance from everyone (except for her bff,Kuroo)

-shes actually a really cute girl <: has the same hair style as her male version, except that now she has cute bee/kitty hair clipses on -

-shes not eye catching,tbh.always trying to avoid everyones attention and drowns herself in her videogames

-boys recognize her as "the cute,shy girl whos always running away from having conversations"

-and they have a point lmao (remember when Kageyama started asking random questions from Ken?like that)

-I think she'll be around 162 cm tall

-lmao I just cant picture her in bed

-ok but im telling you she wont suck your dick (if you have one lol)

-she just seems like the kinda type who would turn your request down.she doesn't like doing it

-shes quiet in bed🥺just lets out quiet whimpers and silent moans

-am I the only person who thinks she has the tightest,prettiest pussy ever? 🚶🏻‍♀️

-she'll be frustrated if you eat her out

-her expression is soooooo wholesome T^T

-will be blushing like heck while desperately pushing your head down to her pretty little pussy

-she might not show it,but she likes your company.a lot.specially if you play her favorite games with her

-her head on your shoulder,her tongue out of her mouth due to overfocusing, playing like her life depends on it with a serious face. you were so attracted to her at her cute expression that you didn't even pay attention to the game and lost after 20 seconds

-she excitedly turned her face to your direction,and met with your thirsty lips that were craving for the taste of her

-after a few seconds of shock,she closed her eyes,arms rapping around your neck as she lied on the bed under her

-it was supposed to be a "gaming night",but turned out to be something more <3

↬Kuroo

-this bitch lmao

-cocky brat

-gives me switch/dom vibes :D

-always talks back at you,and lets be honest,nothing turns you on more than that

-shes 168 cm tall,maybe?

-has short hair,reaches under her shoulders while a bit of it covers her right eye

-which leads you to gently push them behind her ear to see that mfucking gorgeous face of hers 😤

-shes actually nice.might be cocky,might be a hard ass,but shes nice

-youre stubborn too ofc,but the minute she smiles at you then gives you a quick peck on the lips youre on your knees for her

-everybody knows hes yours.she made it clear herself,and youre greatfull for that

-likes to play with your hair :) your head on her lap while watching some romantic movie as you sense her fingers digging into your hair,gently caressing it T^T

-Yaku is her best friend after Kenma.sure,they argue a lot and compete with each other on everything,but that weirdly led into a strong friendship that was unnoticed by so many people,especially themselves

-rough sex in the shower

-omg help

-hardcore scissoring sessions? check✅

-if you have pussy tho lmao

↬Iwaizumi

-lmao idk

-shes a tough one bitches ok?

-but she has a soft spot for people she cares about,and youre definitely one of them so don't worry :D

-SHORT OR MEDIUM SIZED HAIR.MESSY,DARK BROWN HAIR

-shes so fucking slim.like everybodys dreaming to hook up with her,but they already know what the answer is

-a big NO

-why the fuck would she even let people near her when she has you?

-doesn't hit Oikawa that much anymore.only aims the back of her head and smacks her XD (yup Oiks is a girl too)

-"Focus,shittykawa;or im sending all of your lame pics to your s/o" "so mean to me,Iwa-chan!!!what did I ever do to ya?"

-her height is about 164 cm

-likes to be the big spoon,but sometimes she needs to receive affection the way she deserves ok?

-staring at each others eyes while being intimate? check✅

-youre literally one of the only people shes able to keep her guard down around them

-looks pissed all the time and is kinda scary,but shes actually a sweetheart <3

-burries her face in the crook of your neck when being the big spoon,kissing your sensitive neck while telling you how much you mean to her :)

↬Oikawa

-its shittykawas turn now XD

-popular

-POPULAR

-POPULARRRRRRRRR

-Its really annoying tbh.like shes your girl,but everyone still tries to play dumb,deny that fact and hit on her

-which is why you asked Iwaizumi to teach you how to fight,just in case that things (your jealousy) gets outta hand

-shes a bottom :>

-a naughty one hehe

-has long hair,like…it reaches her hips,and its always down

-you love her hair.love to bruch it for her when shes being lazy in the morning,or smell the strawberry-scented shampoo on it while cuddling at night

-her heights around…166 cm?

-has so many exes,and since theyre attending the same school/university as you,youre always running to them while hanging out with her in the yard

-sooooooooo annoying

-loves to receive gifts from you.sure,she always gets stuff from her fans,but with you…its different

-is a pro in bed,and has definitely lost her virginity before you

-being her s/o is really challenging,but its worth it,cuase you get to date the most amazing,sweetest girl in the world

↬Bokuto

-clingyyyyyyyy

-in a really cute way

-like god shes like literally the cutest creature in the whole fucking world

-loves hugs.loves kisses.loves any type of affection I FUCKING MEAN IT

-attacks you with hugs.like,your walking in the hallway and suddenly shes running toward you,jumping on you as you unconsciously wrap your arms around her,preventing her to fall

-"hiiiiiiiiiii babyyyyyyyyyy I missed youuuuuu *mwah!"

-her hair is long,and is always braided into pigtails shape (most of the time by you :>)

-she wont go away if you do not give her morning kisses

-always clinging onto your lap,hiding in your embrace as she places her head onto your chest T^T

-ADORABLE

-shes hot and cute the same time.the type of girl who doesn't really tries to be attractive,but naturally is and has no idea about it

-her height is around 166

-istg your days wont go without her showering you into kisses

-theres no way shell break up with you

-puts you above everything and everyone.youre her first priority

-shes a bottom 🥺 a loud kind of one

-her nonestop compliments has made you develop a praise kink

-likes to wear your clothes and act cute around you <3

-if you don't eat her up I will *-*

↬Akaashi

-please marry her.you will not find anybody better than her I am telling you

-Sooooo mature

-Sooooo nice

-Sooooo sweet

-Sooooo responsible

-Sooooo understanding

-always looks out for you.youre having trouble with something? just leave it to the strong hands of this girl

-shes a giver in bed,and a switch

-shes the "lets bare the pressure together.were gonna get through this.i got you" type of girl :)

-her hair is a bit-just a bit-shorter than Bokutos,and her height is around 164 cm

-this girl is GORGEOUS.have you seen her eyes? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? that damn,ocean eyes,or as Selena Gomez says "swimming,in your eyes in your eyes in your eyes Egyptian blue,something ive never had without you"

-the most delicious neck belongs to this neck.she smells like a fucking banquet of roses, making you lose your mind and go crazy over that white,fine looking neck of hers

-her styles are unique.theyre not fancy,very simple honestly; but somehow she becomes stunning when she wears them.she knows how to match things up

-speaking of matching things,you have matching rings ;)

-which was bought from you.a pair of silver-colored rings,that would look breath taking on her long,pale fingers T^T

-marry her or im stealing her from you istg

reblogs are sooooooo much eppreciated :)

Second Chance

-Part 1

Fandom:Haikyuu

Pairings:Kageyama x Fem!reader

Genre:Fluff,Angst,Happy Ending

Warnings:None

Summary:karasunos first year setter-Tobio Kageyama, has nothing on his mind besides volleyball,or at least he thinks so;but things change when he runs into you,his secret admirer,who has been having a thing for him since middle school.

Word Count:575

A/n:this shit is not proofread,and English isn't my main language so sorry if theres any mistakes in the following text.

my first fic on tumblr! here we go :D

MasterList ⇝ Part2

"I...like you"

The young girl confessed,putting a small,shy smile on her face while staring at her classmate's dark blue eyes.She never thought this moment would come.She never thought she would find the courage to make a move on the most famous first year in the school.She had no idea how she ended up here,in front of Kitagawa Daiichi's gym,to tell her crush that she's into him,but she did,and that was all that mattered.

She never expected him to say yes.She never expected him to even listen to her either,but...here he was,looking directly into her eyes. And this was nice,but it could have been better if the look in his eyes was something else.

Something that wouldn't give away what he was about to say next.

"Im sorry...im not interested in dating"

She never expected him to say yes...

Yet it still hurt her,and the boy did notice it.Not that he did anything to make it less hurtfull,though.

That was the only interaction between Kageyama and you. You weren't in the same class,nor you were in the same club.He didn't even know your name properly,so he didn't really care about what effect his answer had on you.Nobody could ever blame him,because they all knew that he only had eyes for volleyball;besides,

How could he start a relationship with some random girl he barely knew,who just happened to be in the same school as him?

Though it did concern him a little when the daily milk bottle that magicly appeared in his locker was gone since that day till the end of the year,and that was when he realised that it was you who used to get him a milk and a cheering note,which made him feel better a bit.

Not that he was in short of money for buying milk-no,it just that...

It made him feel good knowing that someone cares about him beside himself.

After a short amount of time,he slowly forgot about you,and the notes you left for him,telling him how well he's doing and how he should make some time for himself.He forgot about the feeling of being loved and being cared for,

And maybe that was the reason why he got so distant with his teammates and lost the ability of trust.

He never really thought about you after that day,but he kinda missed the warm feeling he used to feel in his chest when he was reading your notes.

And he never thought that he would see you again in such a stupid way.

He was late for his damn Literature class and he was running like he was some starivng cheetah following his prey,but instead of the prey, he crashed into you,

And suddenly the face he never really looked at became the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

Your hair was a bit longer than before,and you weren't trying to avoid his gaze or panic around him,like you used to do back in junior high.Your eyes were shining from the accident and You looked...

Strong,and badass.

"Oh,Kageyama-kun?what are you doing here?"

He shaked his head after remaining silent for a few seconds,and tried not to lose his cool againts a girl that meant nothing to him "I'm...attending this school"

"Really?I didn't know that! Thought you might wanna go to a powerhouse school like Shiratorizawa!" You answered,while putting a cocky smile on your face,noticing the shock he was going through.

"Yeah...They turend me down"

"Well...sorry...anyway,it was nice meeting you again,but i gotta go now! Bye!"

You got up and waved your hand at him while you were running towards your class,feeling a slight bit of pain in your chest because of the lie you had just told him.

Not about being sorry for him,

but about the part where you didnt know he was in Karasuno.

To Be Continued...



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◆Osamu Dazai

⇝Pm!Dazai Dating Osadaku's Younger sister

⇝Dazai having an s/o whose ability is similar to Megumi Fushiguru's from Jjk

⇝Dazai with an s/o who has a sensitive neck

⇝Dazai with an s/o who's giving birth to his child

⇝Smut Drabble

⇝Love Like Cherry Blossoms (Fic)

⇝"Are you gonna kiss me or not?"

⇝"Are you enjoying yourself, Belladonna?"

◆Chuuya Nakahara

⇝Chuuya with a fem!reader who is a great match for him

⇝Chuuya with an s/o who has a personality similar to Dazai

⇝Rest with me (With Fem!reader)

⇝First kiss headcanons

⇝Relationship Headcanons

⇝Finding s/o's sex toys

◆Atsushi Nakajima

⇝Atsushi with a sweet and shy s/o

⇝Atsushi with a melodramatic s/o

⇝Atsushi and the reader being his older sister

⇝Atsushi with a nonbinary s/o who seems out-going but is actually insecure and quiet

⇝Wedding headcanons for Atsushi and his s/o

⇝Making out headcanons for Atsushi and fem!reader

⇝Finding his s/o in his clothes,trying to imitate him

⇝Meeting a flirty reader for the first time

⇝When the reader sees him as a tiger for the first time

⇝Being with an affectionate but insecure s/o

⇝Being with a female s/o who can turn into a wolf

⇝The misunderstanding (Ft. Fem!Reader)

⇝With an s/o who's quiet in large crowds

◆Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

⇝Akutagawa being friends with a reader who's got sweet but sassy personality

⇝Akutagawa with a Fem!reader who looks up to him

⇝Akutagawa Dating Atsushi's twin sister | Part 1 & Part 2 & Part3

⇝Wedding headcanons for Akutagawa and fem!reader

⇝Akutagawa with reader being his younger sister

⇝Cuddling with his s/o after a long day

⇝The reader has a crush on him so she messes with Higuchi

⇝When hes sick and refuses to rest (Ft. Fem!Reader)

⇝Getting to be your first time

◆Fyodor Dostoevsky

⇝Fyodor teaching his s/o how to play the cello

⇝Pronouncing his last name incorrectly

⇝Thigh riding with Fem!Reader

⇝Reader sitting on his lap

⇝Cuddling with Fem!Reader

◆Nikolai Gogol

⇝Out of condoms? Not a problem

⇝Brat taming his S/O

⇝Mornings with him

⇝"Do you need to use your safeword, Darling?"

⇝Thirsting over his body

◆Sigma

⇝"When I wake up,you'll still be here; right?"

◆Motojiro Kajii

⇝First kiss scenario with fem!reader

◆Various Characters

⇝How would bsd men lick pussy | Dazai & Chuuya & Atsushi & Akutagawa

⇝With a s/o who got genderbent into a guy | Dazai & Atsushi

⇝With a s/o who has suicidal thoughts due to severe depression | Dazai & Chuuya

⇝Reacting to their s/o squirting | All Characters

⇝When their s/o is cold | All Characters

⇝With a shy,nonbinary s/o | Akutagawa & Atsushi

⇝When they witness their soon-to-be girlfriend kicking out her cheating ex-boyfriend | Akutagawa & Atsushi

⇝Telling them "I hate you" while being intimate | All Characters

⇝Kissing them in the middle of an argument | Chuuya & Kunikida

⇝Their reaction when you say youre pregnant while talking to your friend on the phone and then leave the car | Chuuya & Atsushi

⇝Things that BSD men would cheat on you with | All Characters

⇝When you fake an orgasm | All Characters

⇝Being colligeaues with a Shy fem!reader | Atsushi & Dazai & Chuuya

⇝With a shy, soft spoken s/o | Atsushi & Dazai

⇝Giving their friend headpats after a tiring mission | Part 1 & Part 2

⇝When you bite their cheek | Dazai & Chuuya & Atsushi

⇝Fellas grab your ladies trend | Dazai & Kunikida & Atsushi & Akutagawa & Chuuya

⇝Comforting their s/o when she feels down | Higuchi & Dazai & Atsushi

⇝Platonic headcanons in high school Au | Dazai & Fyodor

⇝What their sexuality might be | Dazai & Kunikida & Atsushi & Yosano & Tanizaki & Ranpo

⇝Pretending to give them head | Dazai & Chuuya & Atsushi

⇝Texting them "He's gone you can come over" | Dazai & Chuuya & Atsushi & Sigma & Fyodor

⇝Giving them head | Dazai & Chuuya & Ranpo & Nikolai & Tachihara

⇝Being jealous of their child | Dazai & Chuuya & Ranpo & Nikolai & Fyodor

⇝Going down on you | Dazai & Tachihara & Chuuya & Yosano & Fyodor & Nikolai & Ranpo

⇝Feeling sore the morning after | Dazai & Nikolai & Ranpo & Chuuya & Mori & Tachihara & Fyodor

⇝With a chubby reader | Nikolai & Atsushi & Akutagawa

⇝Teasing them | Dazai & Fyodor & Nikolai & Ranpo & Chuuya

⇝Sitting on their lap | Dazai & Kaji & Ranpo & Nikolai & Chuuya

⇝Sitting on their face | Dazai & Ranpo & Chuuya & Nikolai & Fyodor & Tachihara & Mori & Jounou & Atsushi & Sigma & Poe

⇝Messing up his meeting with your dad | Dazai & Kunikida & Chuuya & Tachihara & Tanizaki & Ranpo & Nikolai & Sigma

⇝Calling them "Daddy" | Dazai & Chuuya & Akutagawa & Atsushi & Fyodor & Nikolai

⇝Getting to be your first time | Dazai & Chuuya

⇝Worshipping your boobs | Dazai & Nikolai & Chuuya & Ranpo & Jouno

⇝Drunk confession | Dazai & Chuuya & Fyodor

◆Incorrect Quotes

One ⇝ Two ⇝ Three ⇝ Four ⇝ Five ⇝ Six ⇝ Seven ⇝ Eight

To be added...

Could you write about dazai having an s/o with a sensitive neck? Like, if he wants to have sex he just have to kiss her neck to turn her on?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Gn!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:NSFW! content

A/n: please specify readers gender the next time you request :)

this bastard LOL

definitelly gonna take advantage of your weakness

to make things fun,lets say that youre an ADA member

just avoid this jerk at work.if you meet an client together with him,hes gonna constantly touch your neck for several reasons and enjoy it when you close your eyes and try not to let your moan go

others notice this lol

this guy loves PDA and loves to embarasse people around him,so...

prepare yourself to be touched LMAO

"Dazai! stop messing around! "

"what did i do?"

"you keep touching my neck!!"

"oh,that? that was just An accident! "

it wasnt an accident XD

but when you two are alone,

oh god

hes gonna make you go wild and boy you love it

it doesnt matter if youre in the middle of sex or not,hes just always all over your neck

ok ok hear me out.imagine that youre on the couch watching your favorite show,when suddenly you feel hes warm breathes on your skin.he slowly starts kissing your neck,from your lower jaw till your colarbones.you smile,turn your head to his direction and give him a small,quick kiss on his lips

"hello to you to,baby"

after kissing you on your lips,hell break the kiss and goes for your neck again,starts licking it while slowly rubbing your clit on your underwear

you cant stop your loud moans :) and its making him feel good

even during the sex he wont let your weak spot go

imagine him on top,kissing and licking your neck while thrusting into you :D

wont let you go unless you cum more than 3-4 times

you might think it was short,but whats there to do? :D

-Ash

You really are a bitch,you know that?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy

Format:One Shot

Warnings:Cursing

A/n: ok ok you know that ive only done requests since i first started posting on tumblr,but i needed to do this for myself! i mean bruh i really wanted to do it if it was possible LOL

anyway the reader is not part of the mafia,but shes Gins bestfriend and she has a huge crush on Akutagawa,and Gin is aware of that.(Akutagawa hasnt met the reader,but the reader has seen him for several times and shes obsessed with him lol)

Gin has told the reader that theres a girl in the mafia that has a crush on his brother too,and then she showed her Higuchis picture,and that how the reader knows her.

so once that the reader comes to Gins house (Akutagawas not there) Gin tells her that Higuchis is comming to give her some kinda envelope crao from work.so when the doorbell rings,the reader gets an evil idea to annoy Higuchi.

ok here we go...

"omg i just wanna marry him! isnt he just perfect? ＞︿ <

"Ugh shut up!just stop fucking fangirling over my brother,you idiot" Gin sighed and throw her pillow a you.you were driving her crazy with your huge,stupid crush on her brother.it was even worst than Higuchi!

Honestly,it was weird to her how her brother was so attractive to her female friends!

y/n pretended to wipe her tears of joy while she was holding Akutagawas picture. "just look at him already! god i cant believe you get to see him 24/7! being able to see this beautiful,amazing creature all day long...just,god!"

"ok first of all i dont get to see my brother 24/7 ! were both stuck with work! and second of all,im his sister for gods sake! he seems normal to me"

"what! so whenever you see him you dont want to just rip his damn coat off and ask him to fuck the shit out of you? "

"omg what he fuck!? hes my brother you dumbass! thats so fucking gross!" Gin wanted to hit her friend with anoher pillow again,but the sound of her ringtone didnt let her to. taking a glance at her phone, she grabbed it and looked at y/n with an confused look. "its Higuchi"

"that bitch! what does she want?"

"ill tell you when i answer her call"

"put it on the speaker mode!"

Gin waited for a few seconds,then she answered her colleagues phone call while looking at y/n's concentrated,pissed reaction as she heard Higuchis voice.

"Hi Gin! how are you?"

Gin mumbled and smiled "im fine i guess,how are you?"

then she nearly screamed,cause y/n was pinching her.

Higuchis voice sounded kinda shocked. "what happended? are you ok Gin?"

"i-im fine! my stupid dog just bit me!" Gin said,while slowly punching y/n with an irritated face.

"you have a dog?"

"what do you want Higuchi? im kinda in a rush"

"ok ok.um,boss told to delivere you an envelope that contains details about your next mission...?"

"oh the envelope! yes i was expecting it! im at home right now,lemme send you the address"

"omg Akutagawa senpais addre- i mean,yes,thank you" Higuchi said,before hanging up and leaving the two girls alone.

y/n got off the bed and started shouting at Gin with an angry look in her face. "what is wrong with you? you wanna give him the address so shell come here too see Ryuunosuke whenever she feels like it?"

"excuse me but im not gonna let your stupid fantasies interrupt my work.also,dont worry!my brothers not easy at all"

"what fantasies? and what of she seduces-" suddenly she stopped talking,because she just had the most amazing idea. based on what she heard from Gin,Higuchi wouldnt tell anything about it to Akutagawa,so it was gonna be awesome!

looking back at her friend, y/n strated talking while trying to hide her devilish smile,but Gin was able to see it. "you know what? send her the address and tell her to come here quickly"

"whats on your mind,you crazy weirdo? i dont like the look on your face."

"just do what im telling you to,and everything will be fine"

Gin wasnt really positive about it,but since it was for her work she couldnt really do anything.She sighed and started texting Higuchi the address as she took a glance at her friend and her happy reaction.

"just god help us"

***

the two girls were talking when the doorbell rang.

"i got it! i got it! " y/n almost flied at the door,and before she open it,she started taking her clothes off.

"hey! what are y-" "shhhh! dont let her know youre here" y/n said,while covering her body with a white blanket.she then took a deep breath, and opened the door.

"hiiiii Gin i-"

Higuchi immediatelly froze.seeing an strange,naked girl in her senpais house...could it be that...?

"um,hi,is Gin here?"

"hi.Gin left a while ago.just Ryuu and i are here" y/n said as she smiled at the blonde girls shocked reaction. "do you have something to do with my sister in law?"

"well i-...w-what?sister...in law?..."

"hehe..not officially...but kinda.Ryuu and i dont want others to know yet,but since you seem kinda close to Gin,i dont think its neccesary to keep it from you"

"Ryuu?...Akutagawa senpai?! youre..."

"his wife-to be" y/n just couldnt stop smiling.it was fun!really fun!

"but- how- when- what?how can it be-" "so you wanna delivere her this envelope,right? ill give it to her! i kinda have to go,cause as it looks,Ryuunosuke and i are in the middle of something,you know...hehe. thank you for stopping by!" y/n said,before snapping the envelope out of Higuchis hands,closing the door on her shocked face.

Gin on the otherhand,was even more shocked than Higuchi.she closed her mouth (which was open wide from surprise) and came toward her friend. "you really are a bitch,you know that?"

the young girl gave Gin a smile which was huge because of the victory she had just earned,and held the blanket tightly.

"i know,but im also gonna be Mrs. Akutagawa"

ok ok imagine that it was Akutagawa behind the door instead of Higuchi.he'll be like, bruh what the fuck? and you'll be like, i swear im not a lesbian lmao XDDDD

anyway i know it sucks,but still hope you like it :)

-Ash

Hi! If you aren’t busy can I request Fyodor and Dazai with prompt 6? ( sfw )

also have a lovely summer and take good care of yourself whenever you can!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs Pairings:Dazai X Fem!reader Genre:Fluff,Comedy,Angst Format:One Shot Warnings:a tiny bit of Nsfw content in the middle,but nothing too fancy,mentions of giving birth,mentions of women's private part,cursing,slight Angst maybe…? Word Count:778 A/n: ofc honey! tbh im a bit bruned down on Fyodor so I just went and wrote Dazai instead! hope you don't mind <3 this is not proofread,and English isn't my main language so sorry if theres any mistakes in the content below

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During the last nine month,Dazai has learned one thing: Pregnant women are scary. "Goddammit!it hurts!" you said,while pressing your husbands hand,gazing at your doctor who was sitting in front of you, with a furious look on your face. "Its ok Mrs.Dazai.just a few more pushes and the baby will come out" the doctor said,while looking at your vagina which was getting wide open, because of the contractions you were experiencing. "what do you mean,"the baby will come out"? am I some sort of gum machine to you?" "what?no…its just how it works" "I don't care about how it works! just hurry up and get him out of me already!" you said,getting angrier,which made your face even redder than it was before. the doctor didn't say anything,but you could easily read his mind through his annoying gaze. what a loving mother. Dazai exchanged a look between you two,and got closer to you. "honey,why are you arguing with your doctor?" "shut up you horny peace of meat! what kind of dumbass would get his wife pregnant on their wedding night?" well,Dazai did,obviously. you sent daggers towards him and then closed your eyes,letting the memory of that night surround you. you,in a long,fabulous dress,with a light make up on,your hair waved down,freely dancing in the wind,were the definition of one word. breathtaking. Dazai was literally dying.being your husband was one of the best things that could've ever happen to him,but he wanted more. he was greedy.for your love,your body,your amazing scent. and of course that made him lose his mind when the ceremony ended and you two became alone. you were going insane,from the pleasure he was giving you.he didn't even let you take a break,was on top of you all the time, thrusting into you while whispering sweet things into your ear that made your heart beat even faster,just like the first time you layed eyes on each other. "taking me so well,my pretty wife.you look like a real fucking saint,making me want to become a sinner" he breeded you and breeded you and breeded you, and the results is what youre witnessing at this moment. "honey,im here for you! just hang in there a bit more and it'll be over before you know it" well,easy for him to say.nothing alive was going to come out of his holes.

"hes almost here!push!" you gripped the mattress under you while starting to curse your husband that made you go through all this shit.you were still young,too young to get stuck with a baby and give up on your job,and your dreams. "I hate you Osamu!im going to ask Chuuya to murder you if I make it out of here alive!" Dazai nervously laughed and put his hand on your shoulder. "ok baby.come out of here alive and you can do whatever you want" "ugh! its…all your falt! oh my god its coming out of me!" the doctor carefully placed his hands under your baby boys body. "one last push ma'am and its over!" "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh my goddddddd I swear to god Osamu im going to cut your dick off when I get out of here!" you were going blind.it felt weird,it felt painfull,it felt unfair, and all these negative feelings ended when you heard your son cry. he was here,in your doctors arms,crying as he was meeting this unfamiliar place for the first time,gasping at the strange feeling of breathing the air for the first time he was experiencing. he was red,a few drops of blood in his belly, he looked beautiful. and you were the one who gave birth to this beautiful angel. "Osamu…look at him!" you whispered,unaware of your eyes that were raining heavily while looking at your son. you were a mom now. Dazai smiled at the sight in front of him.he was a dad now,and things were about to change because of the arrival of this little angel to your life.he wanted to get better for you two, he will get better for you two. he placed a kiss on your forehead,getting a hold of your hand that was shaking from the experience you went through a few minutes ago. you didn't realize it,but you became a bit weak. "I know baby…I know.thank you for doing this,now get some rest, Im sure he doesn't want his mommy to become sick,right?"

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