You Really Are A Bitch,you Know That?

You really are a bitch,you know that?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy

Format:One Shot

Warnings:Cursing

A/n: ok ok you know that ive only done requests since i first started posting on tumblr,but i needed to do this for myself! i mean bruh i really wanted to do it if it was possible LOL

anyway the reader is not part of the mafia,but shes Gins bestfriend and she has a huge crush on Akutagawa,and Gin is aware of that.(Akutagawa hasnt met the reader,but the reader has seen him for several times and shes obsessed with him lol)

Gin has told the reader that theres a girl in the mafia that has a crush on his brother too,and then she showed her Higuchis picture,and that how the reader knows her.

so once that the reader comes to Gins house (Akutagawas not there) Gin tells her that Higuchis is comming to give her some kinda envelope crao from work.so when the doorbell rings,the reader gets an evil idea to annoy Higuchi.

ok here we go...

"omg i just wanna marry him! isnt he just perfect? ＞︿ <

"Ugh shut up!just stop fucking fangirling over my brother,you idiot" Gin sighed and throw her pillow a you.you were driving her crazy with your huge,stupid crush on her brother.it was even worst than Higuchi!

Honestly,it was weird to her how her brother was so attractive to her female friends!

y/n pretended to wipe her tears of joy while she was holding Akutagawas picture. "just look at him already! god i cant believe you get to see him 24/7! being able to see this beautiful,amazing creature all day long...just,god!"

"ok first of all i dont get to see my brother 24/7 ! were both stuck with work! and second of all,im his sister for gods sake! he seems normal to me"

"what! so whenever you see him you dont want to just rip his damn coat off and ask him to fuck the shit out of you? "

"omg what he fuck!? hes my brother you dumbass! thats so fucking gross!" Gin wanted to hit her friend with anoher pillow again,but the sound of her ringtone didnt let her to. taking a glance at her phone, she grabbed it and looked at y/n with an confused look. "its Higuchi"

"that bitch! what does she want?"

"ill tell you when i answer her call"

"put it on the speaker mode!"

Gin waited for a few seconds,then she answered her colleagues phone call while looking at y/n's concentrated,pissed reaction as she heard Higuchis voice.

"Hi Gin! how are you?"

Gin mumbled and smiled "im fine i guess,how are you?"

then she nearly screamed,cause y/n was pinching her.

Higuchis voice sounded kinda shocked. "what happended? are you ok Gin?"

"i-im fine! my stupid dog just bit me!" Gin said,while slowly punching y/n with an irritated face.

"you have a dog?"

"what do you want Higuchi? im kinda in a rush"

"ok ok.um,boss told to delivere you an envelope that contains details about your next mission...?"

"oh the envelope! yes i was expecting it! im at home right now,lemme send you the address"

"omg Akutagawa senpais addre- i mean,yes,thank you" Higuchi said,before hanging up and leaving the two girls alone.

y/n got off the bed and started shouting at Gin with an angry look in her face. "what is wrong with you? you wanna give him the address so shell come here too see Ryuunosuke whenever she feels like it?"

"excuse me but im not gonna let your stupid fantasies interrupt my work.also,dont worry!my brothers not easy at all"

"what fantasies? and what of she seduces-" suddenly she stopped talking,because she just had the most amazing idea. based on what she heard from Gin,Higuchi wouldnt tell anything about it to Akutagawa,so it was gonna be awesome!

looking back at her friend, y/n strated talking while trying to hide her devilish smile,but Gin was able to see it. "you know what? send her the address and tell her to come here quickly"

"whats on your mind,you crazy weirdo? i dont like the look on your face."

"just do what im telling you to,and everything will be fine"

Gin wasnt really positive about it,but since it was for her work she couldnt really do anything.She sighed and started texting Higuchi the address as she took a glance at her friend and her happy reaction.

"just god help us"

***

the two girls were talking when the doorbell rang.

"i got it! i got it! " y/n almost flied at the door,and before she open it,she started taking her clothes off.

"hey! what are y-" "shhhh! dont let her know youre here" y/n said,while covering her body with a white blanket.she then took a deep breath, and opened the door.

"hiiiii Gin i-"

Higuchi immediatelly froze.seeing an strange,naked girl in her senpais house...could it be that...?

"um,hi,is Gin here?"

"hi.Gin left a while ago.just Ryuu and i are here" y/n said as she smiled at the blonde girls shocked reaction. "do you have something to do with my sister in law?"

"well i-...w-what?sister...in law?..."

"hehe..not officially...but kinda.Ryuu and i dont want others to know yet,but since you seem kinda close to Gin,i dont think its neccesary to keep it from you"

"Ryuu?...Akutagawa senpai?! youre..."

"his wife-to be" y/n just couldnt stop smiling.it was fun!really fun!

"but- how- when- what?how can it be-" "so you wanna delivere her this envelope,right? ill give it to her! i kinda have to go,cause as it looks,Ryuunosuke and i are in the middle of something,you know...hehe. thank you for stopping by!" y/n said,before snapping the envelope out of Higuchis hands,closing the door on her shocked face.

Gin on the otherhand,was even more shocked than Higuchi.she closed her mouth (which was open wide from surprise) and came toward her friend. "you really are a bitch,you know that?"

the young girl gave Gin a smile which was huge because of the victory she had just earned,and held the blanket tightly.

"i know,but im also gonna be Mrs. Akutagawa"

ok ok imagine that it was Akutagawa behind the door instead of Higuchi.he'll be like, bruh what the fuck? and you'll be like, i swear im not a lesbian lmao XDDDD

anyway i know it sucks,but still hope you like it :)

-Ash

How about making out headcanons with Atsushi please? Feel free to do this if you want to love! ☺️💕

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs Pairings: Atsushi x fem!reader Genre:Fluff Format:Head Canon Warnings:None A/n: who wouldnt wanna make out with this baby boy :)

i think that he'll always blush when kissing you.its really rare to see him not blushing after drifting the kiss apart

his kisses are soooo sweet and romantic.he wants to show you all the feelings he has when hes with you :)

when youre in public he might kiss you,but it'll be like for just a few seconds cause he's shy to kiss you in front of others

but when you two are alone...

at first its just a small kiss,but slowly it gets bigger.the kisses get more passionate,long and they might turn into something bigger :D

he wont stop kissing you untill he's out of breath.he just drifts the kiss apart to get some air,but when he sees how turned on you are and how much you need him to satisfy your desire,he just goes for your beautiful lips again

youre both so thirsty for each other

hes not the kinda guy who'll grab your hips while kissing you.its not that he doesnt like it,he just wants to respect your boundries (plus hes shy)

so just place his hands there if you want him to touch you LOL

he'll run his fingers in your hair,and maybe gently rubbing your cheeks while kissing you

you might hear a slight groan coming fron his throat

bruh its really hot

he'll stare in your eyes after kissing you.youll see his most beautiful smile ever

this guy is really emotional.if hes kissing you...youre important to him

i know this is short...but c'mon! -Ash

Characters reacting to you when you tell em youre cold

Fandom: MultiFandom

Pairings: Characters X Gn!reader

Genre: Crack, Fluff, Comedy

Format: Scenario

Warnings: None

Word Count: 70

A/n: Writing about my babies cause I miss them :')

↬"well damn! I cant control the weather,can I?"

Haikyuu: Tsukishima, Kuroo(will give it to you afterwards tho), Atsumu

Bungou Stray Dogs:Fyodor, Dazai (he'll say it more nicely but this is what he means XD), Ranpo, Nikolai, Jouno

Death Note: Light (only if he hasn't killed you yet XD), L Lawliet(fight me on this one lmfao)

↬takes his jacket off and gives it to you,even if he's freezing to death <3

Haikyuu: Sugawara, Akaashi (ya'll agree that this guy is the real prince charming himself right?), Hinata, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Asahi, Bokuto

Bungou Stray Dogs: Atsushi, Fukuzawa, Tanizaki, Gin, Higuchi, Sigma, Mori

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Noe, Roland

Death Note: Matsuda

Jujutsu Kaisen: Saturo Gojo

↬"this is why I told you to wear your jacket,idiot" sighs and holds you closer to himself while blowing your hands so they'll get warm T^T

Haikyuu: Iwaizumi, Daichi, Oikawa(he'll be a little nicer), Kageyama, Osamu, Suna, Ushijima

Bungou Stray Dogs: Chuuya, Kouyou, Yosano, Teccho, kunikida, Tachihara, Akutagawa

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Vanitas

Death Note: Mello

Jujutsu Kaisen: Megumi Fushiguro

↬just take your clothes off and give them all to him cause he needs it more than you lmfao XD

Haikyuu: Tendou, Kenma, Yamaguchi

Bungou Stray Dogs: also Akutagawa(please I love him but hes so skinny T^T), Kaji

Death Note: Near

Jujutsu Kaisen: Yuuji Itadori

im so desperate for Suna-

smut under the cut◆wc:almost 170

youre on his lap,wearing nothing but a black lace bra and dark blue jeans, giving him a small reward before going to the meeting with his teammates. your hands are wrapped around his cock,quickly stroking it while making out with him,mouning his name when you feel his length twitch in your hand.his hand is in your pants,rubbing your pretty pussy which is already dripping wet for him. shoving your tongue in his mouth,moaning together as he cums and fills your hand with his white juice.you lick your fingers while enjoying the sound of his effort to catch his breath.he then thanks you by smashing his lips at yours,not knowing how close you really are just by watching the sight of him earning a bit of pleasure,because of the amazing play he put out there earlier on the court.

I need Rin GIVE HIM TO ME PLEASE

Could you write about dazai having an s/o with a sensitive neck? Like, if he wants to have sex he just have to kiss her neck to turn her on?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Gn!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:NSFW! content

A/n: please specify readers gender the next time you request :)

this bastard LOL

definitelly gonna take advantage of your weakness

to make things fun,lets say that youre an ADA member

just avoid this jerk at work.if you meet an client together with him,hes gonna constantly touch your neck for several reasons and enjoy it when you close your eyes and try not to let your moan go

others notice this lol

this guy loves PDA and loves to embarasse people around him,so...

prepare yourself to be touched LMAO

"Dazai! stop messing around! "

"what did i do?"

"you keep touching my neck!!"

"oh,that? that was just An accident! "

it wasnt an accident XD

but when you two are alone,

oh god

hes gonna make you go wild and boy you love it

it doesnt matter if youre in the middle of sex or not,hes just always all over your neck

ok ok hear me out.imagine that youre on the couch watching your favorite show,when suddenly you feel hes warm breathes on your skin.he slowly starts kissing your neck,from your lower jaw till your colarbones.you smile,turn your head to his direction and give him a small,quick kiss on his lips

"hello to you to,baby"

after kissing you on your lips,hell break the kiss and goes for your neck again,starts licking it while slowly rubbing your clit on your underwear

you cant stop your loud moans :) and its making him feel good

even during the sex he wont let your weak spot go

imagine him on top,kissing and licking your neck while thrusting into you :D

wont let you go unless you cum more than 3-4 times

you might think it was short,but whats there to do? :D

-Ash

May I request content for Asahi? Thanks a lot if you write about him!! <3

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Asahi X gn!reader Genre:Mainly fluff Format:HeadCanon Warnings:a bit of NSFW Content (at the end) Word Count:333 A/n: you didn't really make it specific,so I went with gn!reader and wrote some fluff since I love him too :)

Dating Asahi would be like… ●Nobody will have the guts to upset you anymore cause theyre scared of your scary looking boyfriend lmao ●but they have no idea what a sweetheart he actually is deep down ●so nice to you.i mean hes sooooo nice that sometimes you don't even believe if hes real ●he thinks the same thing lmao ●even though hes busy practicing with his teammates, he'll definitely spend as much as time with you as he can ●this dude has long hair so… ●just imagine him sitting on a chair in front of a mirror and you standing behind him while brushing hes hair and giving him small kisses on his neck ●boy will blush its so wholesome T^T ●he'll tie your hair too (if you have long hair) <3

●if you go to one of hes matches and cheer for him,

●well,im telling you,hes gonna be the star of the show,getting all worked up with your support

●Nishinoya and Tanaka are soooo jealous lmao

●I mean how come Asahi-san found himself such a cute,amazing s/o? why are they still single then?

●"Asahi-san! what your secret?tell us!" "um…?"

●your parents are a bit concerned,cause this guy looks dangerous, but when they get to know him they'll fall for him too

●your father wont tell you that, but hes hoping you two hit it off and get married in the end :> ●will buy you a red rose anytime you go on a date with him T^T ●bruh this guy is gold ●loves it when you let his head rest on your tighes while brushing your fingers through his hair ●his kisses are sooooo soft and sweet,filled with emotions.sometimes they get a bit intense, and that's when you end up on his bed while hes fucking your brains out ●I think his favorie position would be missionary,cause hes such a romantic guy and wants to look in your beautiful eyes while getting intimate with you ●you can count on him when it comes to aftercare ●will appreciate you so much ●just marry him already :')

i know it sucks,bit its my first time writing about him and i didnt really know what to write about,so...sorry

-Ash