Kenny Headcanon:

Kenny headcanon:

bandaids addition

Everyone draws Kenny with bandaids and, honestly, I love it. It's aesthetically pleasing and it's like a reference to how the world is out to kill him.

But Kenny wouldn't use bandaids.

Bandaids cost money, that his family doesn't have.

If Kenny dies, he'd just come back. What's one little cut to an immortal?

Essentially, he views it as a huge waste of resources and time. Kenny isn't worth wasting bandaids on. The scars will fade when he's reborn again anyways.

To conclude: don't draw Kenny with bandaids, but old/open cuts because Kenny w o u l d n ' t treat his wounds.

Headcanon a friend and I decided is Too Good Not To Share

Okay, so for starters, Butters is an unbelievably horny bb when he hits puberty

Like hornier than Kenny, horny

(Kenny is just more VERBAL about it, Butters keeps it to himself)

Butters doesn’t realize you’re allowed to jack off

He’s been raised by strict parents, he assumes you need permission

Fast forward, when he dates he continously asks his S/O if he’s allowed to touch himself

Like texts them at two am causes he’s horny like, “Can I touch myself now?”

Because if he doesn’t ask he gets anxious and feels like he’s breaking some unspoken rule

Definitely takes S/O a while to figure out what the fu c k is going on

(And that it’s NOT some kink, but Butters being slightly traumatized by how he was raised and unsure of himself)

I definitely saw this as Bunny, I’m weak I know, but I love the idea of it with any ship because hshdh ye s

If love were illegal, I'd go to jail for you

Whether that's just the way I feel, or a thing that lovers do

But love breaks no laws

My heart knows no limits

And it's not hard to see me by your side

If love were a secret I'd keep it, from everyone but you

Intimacy expressed in the words only we knew

But words can be empty

Secrets can be spilled

And our love is something we should never have to hide

(Sorry its not a cute picture, I just suddenly felt like writing :c)

@asteraes-aster

I just really love pokemon and also really love Kenny, so I made him a team!

(Please ask why I picked each pokemon please asked why I picked each pokemon pleas ask w)

The rest of my drawings from the april fools update! I know I coulda put them in one post, but I'm not very proud of these ones so 1) dont want them associated with the other and 2) I dunno, I didn't think this through actually-

I FORGOT TO ADD MY RESPONSE TO THIS OH FRICK

(I'm sorry it's late, I thought I added it already D:)

I’ve had this headcanon for awhile and I decided to make a doodle with it, now that ’m postin’ it!

Essentially: Whenever Kenny gets embarrassed or fucks up in front of someone (especially his crush, whoever it may be at the time) he’ll just,,,, step into the middle of the road and get hit by a bus, jump into a river and drown, or pull out a gun and off himself (etc, etc,,).

He does it so that 1: They’ll hopefully forget it ever happened (or that he was ever there in general so he couldn’t embarrass himself) and-

2: So that he doesn’t have to deal with the aftermath of being teased for it, he can just yeet to four days later.