Me Being Aware That My Photo ID Is Way Uglier Than Reality

Me being aware that my photo ID is way uglier than reality 😂😂

🚔🚨 Leo: *gets pulled over*

Officer: “hello pls present your photo ID and licence”

Leo: “can we like not do this so publicly everyone driving past me can see”

Aesthetic Request - "Friendship: Russia & France"

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. No matter, where do you came from or who you are. The Character matters." - Unknown

Aesthetic Request for @astrologyllama. Hope, you like it!

True for most of this, except I'm a Virgo rising and I look absolutely fabulous with my red hair too :p (and kinda alien-like, not your typical virgo rising)

astro observations #1

🧬 someone with a scorpio/8th H stellium might want someone that’s deeply obsessed with them, although they attract people who are detached towards them

🧬 moon in 1st H might have a lot of karmic lessons in their life that will test their self worth especially ones who have leo and scorpio moon

🧬 a lot of people say that scorpio risings have big eyes, most of them have small eyes

🧬 moon in 9th H tends to deal with their emotions in spiritual way, they tend to free themselves from the intense emotions

🧬 alot of virgo risings share identical physical traits #iknowsomuchvirgorisingsthatlooksoidentical

🧬 it’s very hard to pinpoint someone who has neptune in 1st H/gemini,pisces stellium because of their mutable energy

🧬 lilith in aquarius tend to mask their deepest emotions with intellectual pride, especially when it’s in 5th house, they will have fear of getting tied down or too attached

🧬 someone with taurus or cancer mercury can probably sing

🧬 someone with sun trine/sextile/conjunct mercury knows how to command respect to a full room of people

🧬 people who have a lot of gemini placements might be a drop out, lol it depends how the gemini is placed #alotofpeopleiknowwhohavegeministelliumsaredropoutsbecauseTHEYGETBOREDEASILY

🧬 gemini/sagittarius/aquarius/scorpio wants to date someone who has a lot useless information to share, just to stimulate them lol

🧬 i know a lot cancer/pisces/leo/virgos that are OBSESSED with animals

🧬 taurus/gemini/sagittarius/aquarius/leo moons really have good music taste

🧬 aries venus and scorpio venus together create such strong magnetism

🧬i know a lot of leo suns that are shy as fuck and observant

🧬mars in virgo are LITERAL FREAKS, virgos are known to be the servers in astrology so you know what that means 🥴

🧬 mars in sagittarius have a well proportioned body

🧬 gemini and scorpio has an aura that makes people want to tell them everything without literally asking them to

🧬 libra suns are literally the most unproblematic people i know, they’re so nonchalant lol

🧬 mars in cancer are passive aggressive as fuck

🧬 air placements likes to ramble and won’t even notice that they’ve been talking for hours..

🧬 fire risings and scorpio risings ALL look good with red hair

Iris in Scorpio (2th) for me ! ♏

Asteroid Iris • The Rainbow Goddess ⭐🌈✨

Asteroid Iris(7) is the symbol of female intelligence (intuition) & is overlooked by so many astrologers. Where Iris sits in the birth chart shows where you must retain hope, be truthful & search for unity and healing. She symbolizes the light of pure consciousness in the astrological chart. A strong Iris connection is also a soul-mate indicator due to the authenticity & intuitive understanding of one other inherent in the bond it creates. 

Iris in Aries/1st: Here, Iris denotes great beauty. She gives a swift, gentle, wise & versatile energy. Your communication style is very individualistic. Iris indicates having beautiful eyes & being able to communicate through them. (which are said to be the windows of the soul). You can communicate feelings telepathically just by gazing into your lover’s eyes. The Iris person is harmonious, intuitive, truthful & authentic. (Sasha Grey) / (Marilyn Monroe)

Iris in Taurus/2nd: Here, Iris teaches you valuable lessons about the transient nature of material possessions. As a result you place a high value on personal relationships, social issues & spiritual values. You’re likely to be an inspiration to others. You offer a hopeful perspective of opportunities for everyone to be sustained by the world’s resources. Your intuition is grounded in what is solidly real; you’re driven to ground an ideal vision. (Rachel Weisz) / (Queen Victoria)

Iris in Gemini/3rd: Here, Iris is concerned with the illumination & intuitive mind (right brain thinking). She represents hope, vitality & the power of communication via spiritual channels with the divine. You have an unusual mental connection & are able to easily intuit the real meaning behind words. Often, like the “Freudian slip” your own slips of the tongue, may reveal an unconscious truth ready to be revealed. (Kate Beckinsale) / (Ava Gardner)

Iris in Cancer/4th: Here, Iris seeks the promise of an exciting life somewhere else away from home. Her dreams are inspired by memories from past lives. You’re the intuitive psychic of the family, weaving eternal bonds amongst loved ones, subconsciously. You’re able to connect ancestral memories within your own psyche - immortalising yourself forever. You use your intuition to guide you to happiness. (Hedy Lamarr) / (Adriana Lima)

Iris in Leo/5th: Here, Iris is a brave explorer of the inner & higher realms. Your creativity is driven by a restless, questing preoccupation with the things of the mind, which can make you incredibly productive if you have a clear sense of what you’re doing. You spend your time in the delights of creating wisdom & in showing others how to imagine. Iris denotes great intuitive artistic talent. She also grants you unusually intuitive children. (Miley Cyrus) / (Lana Del Rey)

Iris in Virgo/6th: Here, Iris is inspired by the arts. Music plays a key role in tapping into your intuition. The harmonies & lyrics of favourite songs can instantly inspire you. You have a love of words and how they’re communicated. You’re intuitively interested in configurations, synchronicity, mysteries & patterns. You recognise that there’s a grand design & a destiny for humanity for which you detail meticulously in the landscape of your imagination. (Ella Purnell) / (Miranda Kerr)

Iris in Libra/7th: Here, Iris brings qualities of receptivity & awareness, and is strongly linked to the concept of Temperance – bringing harmony into an individual’s life based on the ability to adapt quickly & with conscience intelligence to bring the heart into balance. There is something very spacious and accommodating about your mind. Iris also points to truthfulness in relationships. You’re able to communicate authentically & with intuitive illumination to your lover. (Angelina Jolie) / (Amy Winehouse)

Iris in Scorpio/8th: Here, Iris is alive in your inner world with intense thoughts and feelings & it’s colours are many interesting hues of dark. You may feel, or think (sometimes it can be almost the same thing) that you’re responding to forces beyond your control. [The subtle realms of desire.] You can gain much insight into the deeper layers of the psyche, but this often involves pain, & may make you defensive. Your intuition is very powerful. (Margot Robbie) / (Eva Green)

Iris in Sagittarius/9th: Here, Iris expands the illumination of consciousness. You have the ability to embrace & comprehend everything. Of course you can get a bit carried away with fantasies about how you want things to be, instead of realising how they are. But truth will come out, sooner or later, & you have the grace to recognise when you’ve been wrong. You’re an idealist & a traveler, and can help to fire up others with the quest to explore & know. (Gene Tierney) / (Isabella Rossellini)

Iris in Capricorn/10th: Here, Iris is on top form, her communication skills are fantastic & a source of great potential for worldly success. You have a particular gift for listening & being present, and taking in everything around you. Your intuition is most powerful when you are subordinate over others. This enables you to tune your responses to situations with particular skill & sensitivity, winning approvals & opening doors. (Princess Diana) / (Grace Kelly)

Iris in Aquarius/11th: Here, Iris is an original thinker. You’re an empathetic and caring friend, ready with advice and comfort. You’re popular with people from all walks of life. You’re a leader because of your ability to intuitively predict future trends. This makes you a brilliant psychic or an astrologer, or any field that requires intuitive thinking & new perspectives. You’re a true genius, a pioneer & others need time to catch up to you. (Elizabeth Taylor) / (Queen Elizabeth the 1st)

Iris in Pisces/12th: Here, Iris has another symbol; the Caduceus. She uses her capacity to illuminate the mind as a symbol of healing & divine communication through which the kundalini rises with serpent-like energy. This, together with her rainbow symbol, indicates the capacity to bridge the lower & higher self in the evolved individual. Iris also gives the ability manifests through dreams & describes your capacity to give & receive messages in dream states. (Britney Spears) / (Bella Hadid)

*If Iris is [for example] conjunct Venus; read Libra/7th, too, or if Iris is conj. Pluto; read Scorpio/8th, too, etc.

Omg me all the hella time

12th house in Mercury be like

Neptune in the 5th House - Art and Absinthe

 A circus performer walks, floats and contorts, every movement a display of bodily art and entrancing sensuality, she creates ambient music with her thoughts

When I think of Neptune in the fifth house I think of Cirque du Soleil. Mystical and magical, strange and otherworldly expressions of creativity that startle the senses and transport us to the cosmos, vaporous and weightless. The 5th house generates the spotlight, piano keys, laughter, children, romance, and sunshine. The creative mind and spirit is activated and plays with everything it touches. Neptune is glamorous and bedazzling by nature, so she relishes amongst the lights and sounds of the 5th house. The individual born under this starry array will seek to lose themselves in the swirls of a paintbrush, the lyrics of song, the petals of romance, and the ballad of theatre. The individual can perceive themselves as being an illusive character in the play of life, starring in their own divine showcase, idealising everything from love to their own self image. This is curious mask makeup, role play in sexual fantasy, and music written in psychotic states.

The individual with Neptune in the fifth desires a colourful sexual life. Romantic experiences can be secret, spiritual, and sexually evocative. All infusions of fantasy and wonder activate in love. Time spent with children is delightful for Neptune in the 5th. Make believe fairy tales are not so pretend, and  the individual easily engages in play and imagination. The opportunity to create new life and hold a newborn may be a pinnacle desire of existence. It’s like cradling the essence of immortality and infinity. There is a hypnotic, almost bewitching romantic influence with Neptune in the 5th that seduces people in illusive webs of wonder and elusion. But Neptune can of course be deceptive, so the individual can be consuming in terms of romance, constantly seeking partners and intimacy and sex but never feeling fulfilled. Chasing unavailable or forbidden romance can also lead to destruction, they can follow impulses of pure fantasy. 

Neptune in the 5th is like a microcosm of the divine, creative source. This is the creative spirit that births all material and non material substance. The inner child of Neptune in the 5th is an extension of heaven. Rainbow baths of delight soak the individual in a play of life that follows mysterious and mystical storylines. The dream becomes art with Neptune in the 5th, and inspiration flows into waterfalls of mesmerising creativity. There is a genuine magic sought in the world, the eyes of a child cloak the individual’s world in pastel hues of sensation. Abandoning the world can be the game of life, they are constantly playing hide and seek with the invisible. Inspiration is a paintbrush guided by the golden hand of God, the love child of spells and sparkle, the ultimate entrancing puzzle.

-Cherry