Hi!!! Not A Request, Just A Question If You Don't Mind. Ever Since I Found Your Account And Read Your

Hi!!! Not a request, just a question if you don't mind. Ever since I found your account and read your SSK poly work, I've been thinking about this for a while, what would happen if Chuuya and Dazai found out you killed someone?

I like this question, simply because I've thought about it a lot, but context is needed for this situation. Although I will say, despite the context, Dazai and Chuuya would still protect you, whether this murder were too be premeditated or not. You mean more to them then the law, especially if it's PM!Dazai and Chuuya. But I'll give a premeditated and accidental murder scenario for them.

TW- Murder, Manslaughter, Implication of Assault.

Premeditated-

If the murder was premeditated, PM!Dazai and Chuuya would surely have contradicting reactions, especially if you were also working for the Port Mafia at the time. If you are working for the Port Mafia, it isn't gonna be a big deal, and while Chuuya isn't too big on killing, he does it because it's his job. PM!Dazai on the other hand, really doesn't care, you're in the mafia, murder is apart of the job. Now, if you're not apart of the Port Mafia then you're gonna get a different reaction from both of them. From PM!Dazai, instead of nonchalance, you'll get interest. He knows people have a plethora if reasons why someone would commit murder, but he wants too know yours. What brought you to that point, of taking the life of another, were you angry? Vengeful maybe? Perhaps you were owed something and came too collect, he's not sure but he wants too know. With Chuuya, he'll be sad about it, you're not involved in their job and he doesn't want you too be, and this is one of the reasons why. Although Chuuya has a strong sense of loyalty, he also has a pretty strong moral code. Although this won't make him dislike- or even hate you, depending on the reason and who you killed, but he may look at you a little differently for a while.

But when it's ADA!Dazai in the situation of you premeditatedly killing someone, I think that he would give you a different reaction, as opposed to PM!Dazai, again depending on whether you work for the Port Mafia or not, would vary ADA!Dazais reaction. Simply because, and this is assuming you met ADA!Dazai after he left the Port Mafia, and Chuuya depending on if this a poly or not. But if you did meet him after he left the Port Mafia and you committed this murder, he'd use his position too protect you, but he'd also want too know why you did it. He'd feel a bit melancholic, mostly for you. Merely because he understands what it feels like too take someones life, especially with him trying too do better, become a good man if you will. He doesn't want you too live with the potential guilt, but because it is premeditated, I don't doubt that he'd have an inkling that you were up to something. He'd try too convince you not too, and too just let the police deal with it, but even he knows that people don't always get the justice that they deserve. So, if it was something that you felt you had too do; a last resort of sorts, he'd help you out, he'd be more efficient at getting away with it, given his experience. If you did work for the Port Mafia, which he'd do his best too get you too leave, he's not too thrown off, that's apart of being in the Mafia; committing murder.

Accident-

If you accidentally murdered somebody though, PM!Dazai, in my opinion, wouldn't care and I say that simply because, he, himself, has stated that he's not a virtuous person; meaning that he is someone who habitually does wrong to his own detriment and takes pleasure in it and he also, very obviously, lacks a moral compass. I think he'd be more intrigued about what about lead up to the murder, instead of the murder itself. If it were too be because they were trying too hurt you, or assault you, he'd give evenless of a fuck, because realistically, if he found out that someone was trying too hurt you, he would've killed them himself. So you doing it, actually prevented hours of torture for that person, especially if it was quick, they should thank you in the afterlife. PM!Dazai would just simply have the body gotten rid of, disposed of, like trash as he brings you back to his, cannonic, shipping container. Chuuya though, he'd have a more extreme reaction, depending on the context and circumstances. If it was someone trying too hurt you, he'd be pissed, gently taking you away from the scene as he barked orders at his men too get rid of it, hushing you as he let you cling to him in either shock or tears as he pressed gentle kisses to the top of your head. He'd get you counselling if you need it, obviously under the guise of the Port Mafia, he doesn't need this being reported. But if it were more of a recklessness on your part and you were playing around, Chuuya would be a little pissed at you. Scolding you for a while, but he knows things accidents happen, so he'd just have his men get rid of it and you're forbidden from doing the thing that led to that accident in the first place.

The reaction you would get from ADA!Dazai, really wouldn't differ from PM!Dazai in this specific scenario, because it was an accident, he'd want it too be taken to the police, seeing as you've done no wrong. Especially if that person was trying too harm you, you had every right too defend yourself and although he's proud of you for being able too handle your own, the chances of you being out of his sight are very low now. Now, if it was a reckless mistake on your part, he wouldn't let it get out, because that is no longer self-defense, but is now Manslaughter. Which you could go to jail for, he wouldn't be happy with you but he's not mad either, and I say not mad because accidents do happen, but also not happy because you've essentially put yourself in a situation that he now has too get you out of, while he'll still protect you with everything he has, he'd like you too refrain from having anymore of these types of... accidents.

not a request but a thirst!!! if manilla!mikey or bonten!mikey wanted me to just stay inside all day, I'd agree and just sit pretty for him<3 being that much of an introvert. sit on his lap? okay! he wants affectionate? say less. cockwarm him? anything for him --- girl there is something wrong with me 😭

If there's something wrong with you, then also something wrong with me, because same babe. It genuinely wouldn't be that bad, too live with Mikey. Especially if we're talking Bonten!Mikey, he'd give you anything you pleased, as long as you behaved. You want clothes? Here's his card. You want a pet? He'll take you too the shelter or he'll get the best pet of the breed that you want. He'll even hire someone too pick up after the animal, because his pretty baby shouldn't be cleaning cages, cat litter- especially picking up after a dog, it just doesn't sit right with him, ya know? Manila!Mikey though, just like Bonten!Mikey, as long as you behave, you'll have little to no problems with him. I picture that it could even be the cutest, too be in his apartment, in Manila, as you guys sit on the couch and watch movies with a little kitty running around or him petting a puppy as you lay cuddled on his chest, eating Dorayaki, that he had you make him.

this is like I thirst but I’m thinking of Manila Mikey and kanto Mikey with a darlin who’s a virgin and is really scared of losing their virginity Ik how kanto Mikey is tbh he might not give a damn if ur scared or not but I also wonder how Manila would handle it🤔🤔🤔

love youuu

You're pretty spot on when it comes to Kanto!Mikey, he doesn't really care that you're scared, because he's sure that you'll get over that fear quite quickly when he has his fingers deep in your cunt, or when he starts fucking you and your brain stops working because of it. With Manila!Mikey though, he also won't really care. Sure, if you're persistent to the point of you pushing him away because you're scared, he'll ease you into it, but mostly because he's annoyed. Now, if you're being good for him, just the sweetest little thing, he'll be soft with you, letting you take a couple deep breaths as he pushes in a bit, letting you grab at him as he fucks into you, barley being able too breathe as you swear on everything that you love, that you can feel him in your stomach. But, if he's in a good mood when he decides he wants too take it, your virginity, he'll let you set the pace, that is until he gets bored and he takes over, but hey!!! At least he let you have some sort of control, even if it's only for a moment.

(love you 2 bby~)

omg Manila Mikey or kanto mikey with a darlin that likes to suck him off but she never wants to swallow like she will literally spit it out I wonder if he would get mad or not (that’s some shit I would do I imagine it tasting nasty🥲) luv uuuu🥰

With Manila!Mikey, you'd have too swallow it, so sorry too tell you. But he will cover your mouth as soon as he sees you getting ready too spit it out. He'll use one of his hands too cover your mouth as the other covers your nose so that you start too struggle too breathe. He only lets up when you've swallowed. Kanto!Mikey though, he doesn't really care. As long as he gets too cum down your throat that's all he really cares about. Although, sometimes when he's in a more... punishing mood. He will force you too swallow it down your throat, similar to Manila!Mikey, he'll hold his hand over your mouth and nose.

The fucked up foreplay post has me thinking so hard rn. Like such Harley Quinn and Joker vibes. It makes me wonder what would happen to reader after Dazai left the pm…did she follow him? Did she go bat shit insane??? Did he kidnap her and lock her in his basement so she can’t ever leave him????? who knows.

I never really thought about that. I'd say that he most likely took her with him though. Because if you think about it.. they're kind of alike- or at the very least they're both pretty fucked in the head. I don't think that he'd take you too join the agency though, I think that he'd keep you at home. Because, it's pretty easy for dazai too adapt to his environment and play the role of the good detective, allowing people too let their guards down around him, that might not be the easiest for you and he's take that into consideration when he let you come with him. I personally like the Harley Quinn and Joker idea... but it'd be so much more entertaining if were too be a relationship like Chucky and Tiffany. Especially if it were the situation where Dazai literally desensitized and molded reader into the way she is now. Again, like Harley and Joker, but I'm more obsessed with Dazai hating this new life for himself and wanting too go back to the way he was, but only doing this because of Odasaku, because he did care for Oda, he wants too commemorate him and his wishes. But, maybe Dazai liked that fucked up lifestyle, the freedom too do as he pleased, especially with you by his side.

i love your content. you're not afraid to post gory and downright psychotic stuff. you're the only person on here I've found who does <3

Ahh, thank you so much, I know some people are put off by it, but I'm happy you don't mind it and can enjoy my writing!!!