Bruce: Are You Listening To Me?

Bruce: Are you listening to me?

Robin Dick Grayson: *nods*

Bruce: What did I just say?

Robin dick Grayson: *nods*

Bruce: ...

Duke: *starts to leave patrol at sundown*

*an explosion is heard from nearby area*

Gotham Citizen: What was that?

Duke: The sound of someone else's problem.

Barbara: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Dick: Babs what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Barbara , already taking off their clothes: God, Dick, you’re so fucking stupid.

Bruce: Where are you going?

Selena: Hell, eventually.

Partner Look

recycling some old sketches I had in my “lego batman movie” files :D 

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”