Bruce : I Was Going To Suggest We Do Marilyn Monroe And JFK Roleplay, But Id Get Way Too Into It.

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Dick: Hey Dami, made anyone cry today?

Damian: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Bruce: Where are you going?

Selena: Hell, eventually.

Barbara: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Dick: Babs what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Barbara , already taking off their clothes: God, Dick, you’re so fucking stupid.

Partner Look

recycling some old sketches I had in my “lego batman movie” files :D 

Duke: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Stephanie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Duke: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.