Follow @itsrealdonttellmeitisnt Cause This Is A Continuation/Spin-Off (IDK Really Know TBH) Of A Really

Follow @itsrealdonttellmeitisnt cause this is a continuation/Spin-Off (IDK really know TBH) of a really good fic of theirs

Yoko: WEDNESDAY

Wednesday: yes?

Yoko: have you and Enid had sex.

Wednesday who has no Shame: yeah...? And?!?!?

Yoko:

Wednesday: and!?!?!

Yoko: I'm kinda surprised, I mean I knew you did but IDK I accepted some sort of denial from you just like Enid

Wednesday: Tankia, even you should know at this point, that I have zero filter because I have ran out of patience for anyone's and everyone's bullshit

Yoko: fair enough

Wednesday: also Enid and I have been dating for 5 years, have f'd 69 times and have gotten high together 420 times each year since the 2nd year of our relationship.

we know that you and divina have been dating since I got here have maked out over 600 times, as well as the fact that Ajax and Xavier are both virgins.

People I consider my friends include, you, Eugene, And Bianca.

I have 1 best friend and it's your girlfriend, divina. Not to mention my soulmate and lover being Enid Sinclair.

I'm starting to like some forms of technology like Video Game Consoles, especially Vr.

Not to mention the fact that I have social media accounts my @ being @/Wenclair on all of them.

Yoko kinda scared: Why are you telling me this? Am I about to die, cause, IDK what I even did!

Wednesday: first off your not gonna die, second off because I want to fuck with you

Yoko: wait why???

Wednesday: ask yourself young vampire why would anyone believe you if you told them this, people don't exactly think we get along ya know.

Yoko: 👁️👄👁️

Wednesday: and as long as I deny it, which I will, you'll have to live with the fact that I out played you for you trick people you like causing chaos but I've done something better, I've tricked you and pranked you not by lying but by telling you the truth, a truth that no one will believe, the only people who will and do believe are me and you old friend...

...Toodles Yoko.

Yoko later that night:

Original work 👇

*Bell rings* 

Professor: Okay class dismissed, don’t forget your essays on the difference between American and European covens is due on Friday.

*Enid packs up but in her hurry drops some papers*

Yoko *helping pick them up*: Here you go Enid.

Enid: Thanks Yoko, sorry I was just in a rush to get back to my room.

Yoko: No worries, what is this anyway? *unfolds paper*

Enid *nervously chuckling*: Oh um that’s my to do list.

Yoko *looks at the paper then at Enid blankly*: This just says “Wednesday” 

Enid: Now you know why I was in a hurry to get back

Yoko: 

Enid:

Yoko:

Enid: I’ll tell her you say “hi.”

Yoko: Please don’t.

Wednesday: I hardly slept last night

Yoko: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Wednesday: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Enid: [gay panic]

content every now and then, here's wenclair:)

and an unrelated wheelingham art

I’m convinced that Wednesday Addams is actually a really talented artist. She just doesn't show her work to anyone because she doesn't care about other people's opinions.

Doctor!Wolf and Wednesday: First Contact