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wednesday brainrot
just listened to 'the hug' from the wednesday soundtrack. sounds like that one scene in every old movie/romcom after they reunite and make out or a first kiss backtrack. might as well call it 'the kiss'
[Watching a Scream marathon].
Enid: Damn, you certainly can't trust anyone you know. [looks at Wednesday] If you decided to try the masked serial killer thing would you target me?
Wednesday: No mia lupa. Even if I decided to try such a puerile activity as hiding under a disguise to kill my victims, you wouldn't be one of them. Instead, I would go after those who would wrong you.
Enid: Aaaaww.
Wednesday: Your mother, for example.
[beat]
Wednesday: Enid, this is when you are supposed to protest and tell me not to kill your mother.
Enid: [pensive] Is it?
Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace
Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*
Enid: She has a knife
Wednesday: several knives
Enid: She has several knives
Wednesday: and a hand grenade
Enid: Mom please don’t say anything
Weems: Want to tell me exactly what happened?
Wednesday: Shit’s fucked.
Weems: I’m going to need more context.
Weems:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I did something, and now shit’s fucked.
I’m sorry but THIS is one of my favorite scenes to hyperfixate on. Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? Wednesday follows Enid without a single word. Did Enid say “come with me” no, her girlfriend is simply on a leash. She follows after Enid immediately as she starts to leave without prompting because they’re GIRLFRIENDS case closed, its all the proof I needed
Yoko: soooo what y'all wanna do
Enid and Divina: IDK
Wednesday: Enid
Enid: WILLA!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!
Wednesday: WHAT! She said what do you want to do, I want to do you so I responded accordingly
Yoko: Damn girl, you could have at least whispered it
Wednesday: why whisper when I have nothing to hide, in fact, I want to rub it in ajax's face that I slept with his girlfriend before he did, on a side note, Enid isn't interested in you, cause she's gay.
Divina: I need to introduce you to more of the internet.
Everyone: YOU DID WHAT!!!
Divina: oh yeah guess we never told you guys
Wednesday: when you and yoko have sleepovers mi lopa, I was pestered and annoyed enough times to be begrudgingly get kidnapped to divinas dorm where with the manipulation she used, which was basically just saying imagine how happy Enid would be. She managed to get me to look through her social media and explore tech like Vr, Video game consoles, Mp3 and 4 players, more modern forms of guns more efficient ways to spread deadly neurotoxin, Along with modern torture devices, and even some cars.
Enid: and she did all of this by using me as a way to manipulate you into doing all that
Wednesday: Yes
Enid: Yeah...we probably need to work on how easily convinced you are to do things if I'm in anyway mentioned cause some day someone's going to 100% use that against you.
Divina: if it's any consolation Enid I was as surprised as you are now, way back when I realized how easy it was lol
Yoko: I'm gonna so get her into coding
Divina: yoko dear pls don't she'll probably just become a god with that type of power
Enid: She's already as hot as one.
Yoko & Divina: WHAT
Enid: WHAT! Who said that, WOW! would ya look at the time gottagonowbye!
So I'm debating on whether or not to create a Wednesday Addams Werecat AU
Don't know if I will but I got to let the world know that if Wednesday had a were-form it would be a cat. don't think that needs an explanation but can we all agree that it would look like a gigantic black house cat. Something like this
(also totally not playing with Wolf Enid Lol)
I may also try to make this a multi chapter AU if I do it because it is criminal how little I see Werecat Wednesday On Tumblr fics and Ao3 (there's 1 and 2 that are WA x Werecat!reader 🤮)
Follow @itsrealdonttellmeitisnt cause this is a continuation/Spin-Off (IDK really know TBH) of a really good fic of theirs
Yoko: WEDNESDAY
Wednesday: yes?
Yoko: have you and Enid had sex.
Wednesday who has no Shame: yeah...? And?!?!?
Yoko:
Wednesday: and!?!?!
Yoko: I'm kinda surprised, I mean I knew you did but IDK I accepted some sort of denial from you just like Enid
Wednesday: Tankia, even you should know at this point, that I have zero filter because I have ran out of patience for anyone's and everyone's bullshit
Yoko: fair enough
Wednesday: also Enid and I have been dating for 5 years, have f'd 69 times and have gotten high together 420 times each year since the 2nd year of our relationship.
we know that you and divina have been dating since I got here have maked out over 600 times, as well as the fact that Ajax and Xavier are both virgins.
People I consider my friends include, you, Eugene, And Bianca.
I have 1 best friend and it's your girlfriend, divina. Not to mention my soulmate and lover being Enid Sinclair.
I'm starting to like some forms of technology like Video Game Consoles, especially Vr.
Not to mention the fact that I have social media accounts my @ being @/Wenclair on all of them.
Yoko kinda scared: Why are you telling me this? Am I about to die, cause, IDK what I even did!
Wednesday: first off your not gonna die, second off because I want to fuck with you
Yoko: wait why???
Wednesday: ask yourself young vampire why would anyone believe you if you told them this, people don't exactly think we get along ya know.
Yoko: 👁️👄👁️
Wednesday: and as long as I deny it, which I will, you'll have to live with the fact that I out played you for you trick people you like causing chaos but I've done something better, I've tricked you and pranked you not by lying but by telling you the truth, a truth that no one will believe, the only people who will and do believe are me and you old friend...
...Toodles Yoko.
Yoko later that night:
Original work 👇
"it's our first pijama party hehehe! "
also, I'm working on part two of that Romie_say_aaaahh! comic since it looks like you liked it a lot ^^ twitter | commission info | instagram | ko-fi
Romie_say_AAAAH! part 2 finally!! or as I call it, Wednesday struggling for 2 whole minutes it's easier to just let her do it part 3 will be last, it's a trilogy!
part 1 | instagram | twitter | ko-fi