Wenclair Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Enid: Wednesday! I just realized we are peak enemies to lovers, moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, forced proximity couple!!
Wednesday: what the hell are you saying
Wednesday Incorrect Quotes - Wenclair
[Nevermore Halloween Party]
Enid: [dressed as Little Red Riding Hood] Wednesday! How come you don't have a costume?
Wednesday: [in her everyday clothes] This is my costume, Enid. I'm a homicidal maniac.
Enid: Ah! Because they look like everybody else!
Wednesday: ...
Enid: What?
Wednesday: [visibly touched] ...you are the first who comprehends it.
Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace
Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*
Enid: She has a knife
Wednesday: several knives
Enid: She has several knives
Wednesday: and a hand grenade
Enid: Mom please don’t say anything
Enid: You never crack any jokes, why's that?
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Why was 10 afraid?
Enid: Because 7-8-9? Honestly, Wednesday, I've heard that one-
Wednesday: No, because it was in the middle of 9 11.
Enid: ..So that's why
*Bell rings*
Professor: Okay class dismissed, don’t forget your essays on the difference between American and European covens is due on Friday.
*Enid packs up but in her hurry drops some papers*
Yoko *helping pick them up*: Here you go Enid.
Enid: Thanks Yoko, sorry I was just in a rush to get back to my room.
Yoko: No worries, what is this anyway? *unfolds paper*
Enid *nervously chuckling*: Oh um that’s my to do list.
Yoko *looks at the paper then at Enid blankly*: This just says “Wednesday”
Enid: Now you know why I was in a hurry to get back
Yoko:
Enid:
Yoko:
Enid: I’ll tell her you say “hi.”
Yoko: Please don’t.
Enid: You use emojis like a straight person.
Wednesday: I am honestly surprised by my skills of deception. I managed to make you assume I am straight.
Enid: You use emojis like a straight person.
Wednesday: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.