Wenclair Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Enid: Wednesday! I just realized we are peak enemies to lovers, moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, forced proximity couple!!

Wednesday: what the hell are you saying


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2 years ago

[Nevermore Halloween Party]

Enid: [dressed as Little Red Riding Hood] Wednesday! How come you don't have a costume?

Wednesday: [in her everyday clothes] This is my costume, Enid. I'm a homicidal maniac.

Enid: Ah! Because they look like everybody else!

Wednesday: ...

Enid: What?

Wednesday: [visibly touched] ...you are the first who comprehends it.


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1 year ago

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything


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Enid: You never crack any jokes, why's that?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Why was 10 afraid?

Enid: Because 7-8-9? Honestly, Wednesday, I've heard that one-

Wednesday: No, because it was in the middle of 9 11.

Enid: ..So that's why


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*Bell rings* 

Professor: Okay class dismissed, don’t forget your essays on the difference between American and European covens is due on Friday.

*Enid packs up but in her hurry drops some papers*

Yoko *helping pick them up*: Here you go Enid.

Enid: Thanks Yoko, sorry I was just in a rush to get back to my room.

Yoko: No worries, what is this anyway? *unfolds paper*

Enid *nervously chuckling*: Oh um that’s my to do list.

Yoko *looks at the paper then at Enid blankly*: This just says “Wednesday” 

Enid: Now you know why I was in a hurry to get back

Yoko: 

Enid:

Yoko:

Enid: I’ll tell her you say “hi.”

Yoko: Please don’t.


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2 years ago

Enid: You use emojis like a straight person.

Wednesday: I am honestly surprised by my skills of deception. I managed to make you assume I am straight.

Enid: You use emojis like a straight person.

Wednesday: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.


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