Hi! My name is Bethany, I’m 21 Years Old, and I write Marvel Quotes/One-Shots. I love you 3000
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Kate: On A Scale From Damn Daniel To Fre Sha Vaca Do, How Are You Feeling?
Kate: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Peter: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Y/N?
Y/N: Probably “road work ahead”.
Bucky, confused af: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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More Posts from Bitchystxrk3000
Y/N: JAMES!!!
Bucky: First name, could be fine.
Y/N: BUCHANAN!!!
Steve: Middle name, not looking so good!
Y/N: BARNES!!!
Steve: You’re in trouble.
Y/N: YOU TOO, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS!!!
Bucky: *smirks*
Steve: …Shit…
Y/N: What’s something you’re better than Bucky at?
Sam, without hesitation: Everything.
Peter, after a brief moment of thinking: Mario Kart.
Steve, sadly: Emotional Vulnerability
Sam: There's a spider! Quick!
Bucky: *grabbing rolled-up newspaper* Where? Where?
Sam: Right ahead of me! Get him! Get him!
Peter: Hey- What?
Sam: There it is! There it is!
Bucky: *smacks Peter*
Peter: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Y/N: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
MJ: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Ned: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
