Apollo: Will You Go On This Wonderful, Life Risking, Extremely Threatening Quest With Me?

Apollo: Will you go on this wonderful, life risking, extremely threatening quest with me?

Percy, taking in a sharp breath between his teeth half-heartedly: Oof, sorry dude, but my mom said no.

Annabeth: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.


Leo: It’s not a joke.


Leo: *sniffles*


Leo: I’m a legit snack

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one of my favorite Percy headcanons is that even after he no longer has the Curse of Achilles, the small of his back is still his Achilles' Heel. It won't kill him but it's still his weakest point.

Like, he hates if anybody even brushes against there unless it's Annabeth because it's too sensitive and it basically physically hurts him. He has to be the little spoon Always because it makes him feel like his back is protected. If anyone hits him in the small of his back even without a lot of force, like a friendly slap on the back, he will crumple like wet paper. His friends poke him in the small of his back just cause every time he will immediately stumble and start complaining at them and they find it funny. If someone actually smacks him in the back with any amount of real force he will be on the ground immediately and stay there. If he gets actually scratched there he will be bedridden for days. The curse may be gone but he will always carry it with him.

Favourite fandom trope of the day: wisdom teeth removal