Annabeth: I Know Youre Deflecting By Making Jokes About How Hot You Are.

Annabeth: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.


Leo: It’s not a joke.


Leo: *sniffles*


Leo: I’m a legit snack

As a lover of Will Byers I am scared to see what hell they put him through next season. As a fan of television I am beyond excited

Apollo: Will you go on this wonderful, life risking, extremely threatening quest with me?

Percy, taking in a sharp breath between his teeth half-heartedly: Oof, sorry dude, but my mom said no.

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*at a seafood restaurant*

Percy, pouting in his seat and crossing his arms:

Leo, mouth full of shrimp: You okay man?

Annabeth: He’s upset about the seafood, you know, being the son of Poseidon and all.

Percy, sitting up straight and slamming his hands on the table: I swear to the gods I knew that crab personally.

Frank, choking on his crab leg: …what?

Leo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.


Piper: Leo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.