Percy Jackson Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Clarrise: You’re just an asshole aren’t you
Percy: No, I’ve got arms and legs
PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?
GROVER: Yeah...
ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.
PERCY: So fun week ahead!
GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.
ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!
GROVER: We're not married!
Percy: Shut up! *dolphin noises*
Leo: Shut up! *machine noises*
(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 1
Percy: *eats the last gummy worm*
Leo: Hey! That was mine!
Percy: Nuh-uh! It was BLUE! Blue is mine!
Leo: The whole package was blue!
Percy: Then the whole package was mine!
Leo: You’re supposed to share!
Percy & Leo: …..Annabeth!!!
Annabeth: Both of you SHUT UP or I will turn this car around!!
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 2
Annabeth: What’s the exit number?
Piper (looking for a song): Eight.
Annabeth: We passed eight like eight miles ago.
Piper (looks up in horror): …..what?
Annabeth: It’s fine just tell me where I need to get off so we can turn around.
Piper: How am I supposed to know that?!
Annabeth: You have the map.
Piper: But I marked one route! Our route! I don’t know where we are!!
Annabeth: How do you not know?!
Piper: I’m not like Percy! I can’t see latitude and longitude lines when I’m lost!
Percy: That only happens in water.
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
(The Seven + Nico & Will road trip) Pt. 3
Annabeth: Everybody get ready to get out. We’re gonna use the bathroom and stretch our legs.
Leo: Thank the gods. I have to pee so so bad!
Nico: I’m gonna stay, I don’t need to go.
Will: You are getting out of the car. Doctor’s orders.
Nico: But I don’t need to go.
Will: I don’t care. You are going to try.
Nico (grumbling): Fine.
Trunk door opens.
Leo: Out of my way!
Leo jumps out and lands on his face.
Will & Percy: *wheezing*
Jason: Oh my gods! Leo are you okay?!
Leo: …..I don’t need to pee anymore.
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4
*Somewhere in Arizona*
Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.
Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
Nico being gay
Y/n being lgbtq (I didn't want to assume so I just put lgbtq)
Y/n & Nico it’s a family trait
percy: *screaming the lyrics to cruel summer by taylor swift*
magnus: uhm... does that happen often?
annabeth: oh yeah.
jason : What time is it? percy : I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out percy : *BLASTS the saxaphone* nico : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING percy : It’s 2 am
*at a seafood restaurant*
Percy, pouting in his seat and crossing his arms:
Leo, mouth full of shrimp: You okay man?
Annabeth: He’s upset about the seafood, you know, being the son of Poseidon and all.
Percy, sitting up straight and slamming his hands on the table: I swear to the gods I knew that crab personally.
Frank, choking on his crab leg: …what?
Apollo: Will you go on this wonderful, life risking, extremely threatening quest with me?
Percy, taking in a sharp breath between his teeth half-heartedly: Oof, sorry dude, but my mom said no.
Will: You matter, don’t give up!
Nico: You don’t matter, give up.
Percy & Annabeth: aaaaahh!!
Percy: We’re d-d-drving in a…
Percy & Annabeth: Boat!
Annabeth: Destination The Sea of…
Percy & Annabeth: Monsters!
Percy: Pass the mic right over to…
Percy & Annabeth: Grover!!
Annabeth: …We forgot Grover.
Percy: But we can’t turn back cause’ we’ve gone too far!
Annabeth: We have to go back tho, we can’t leave him…
Annabeth: It was a good rhyme tho.
Leo: People say I’m funny but really I’m just self deprecating and they think I’m joking. Most of the time I’m not.
Percy: How petty can you get?
Annabeth: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Leo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Piper: Leo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Annabeth: This is such a bad idea.
Percy: Then why are you coming along?
Annabeth: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Annabeth, talking to Percy on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Percy: You bet!
Annabeth: At what temperature?
Percy: 535.
Annabeth: That's the clock.
Percy:
Annabeth:
Percy: 536.
Percy: Am I in trouble?
Annabeth: Take a guess.
Percy: No?
Annabeth: Take another guess.